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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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18571
« on: August 06, 2015, 04:00:07 PM »
I'm going to throw up. Who the fuck just eats straight cheese?
Men
As in not trannies like you
lol I'd rather be a tranny than shovel raw cheese down my throat like some kind of gross eleven year old
The fuck bro Cheese is awesome on its own.
18572
« on: August 06, 2015, 03:59:13 PM »
I'm going to throw up. Who the fuck just eats straight cheese?
White people. You Choc-ice OP?
I'm Aryan
no you ain't, sandnigger.
18573
« on: August 06, 2015, 03:55:29 PM »
I feel like my weeb rank has been slipping since I switched. But my booty rank is off the charts.
My booty rank has increased and my weeb rank has increased.
GOML.
I would say your booty level decreases. She has no ass tbh
Oh god, Daft, fucking go and stay go.
18574
« on: August 06, 2015, 03:28:16 PM »
How can there be a 1/3 of an opinion?
the same way blacks used to only be 3/5th of a person.
18575
« on: August 06, 2015, 03:24:40 PM »
I'm going to throw up. Who the fuck just eats straight cheese?
Men
As in not trannies like you
ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Dayum son
18576
« on: August 06, 2015, 03:14:14 PM »
I flew in a vintage Aeronca today.
18577
« on: August 06, 2015, 03:11:33 PM »
So why ain't Tebow got a ring?
He'll have one this year
Flyers gonna win the Cup before the Eagles get a ring.
18578
« on: August 06, 2015, 03:08:57 PM »
When do we kill the 3dpd?
18579
« on: August 06, 2015, 03:07:00 PM »
So why ain't Tebow got a ring?
18580
« on: August 06, 2015, 02:51:00 PM »
Not often. If I cook, Grandmother won't eat. Everything's too spicy or ethnic for her.
Usually all I'll do is cook myself some eggs or an omelet on mornings that I'm home and not working.
18581
« on: August 06, 2015, 01:50:07 PM »
#checked #shret and #rekt
Assange is a pretty shitty guy who just releases documents to damage prominent western governments. Snowden is the guy that all whistleblowers should strive to be, and Obama needs to grant him clemency before his term is up.
Fuck Snowden. The guy "revealed" what I had been saying for years and if you found out the government was spying on you after Snowden told you're an idiot.
He's a traitor. He fled to Russia almost immediately holding a shit ton of info. How can you hate your government so much you'd prefer Russia (fucking Russia) knows its dirty secrets?
Of course we all believed that the government spied on its citizens. Nobody's trusted the Feds since the 50's. He told us how they did it.
18582
« on: August 06, 2015, 12:27:20 PM »
Well fuck me, lol.
I ain't even gonna fix that.
18583
« on: August 06, 2015, 12:05:44 PM »
Fuck off dial up sucked dick. Having to turn it off whenever someone wanted to make a call
>not having two lines to your house Lol someone grew up below the poverty lime.
18584
« on: August 06, 2015, 10:18:10 AM »
Remember text based RPG's?
Remember IRC?
Remember when weaboos weren't everywhere like terminal stage four cancer?
Das Boot remembers.
Aside from the weeaboo thing, I don't.
I was pretty late to the internet.
so you don't remember this?
18585
« on: August 06, 2015, 10:13:59 AM »
Remember text based RPG's?
Remember IRC?
Remember when weaboos weren't everywhere like terminal stage four cancer?
Das Boot remembers.
18586
« on: August 06, 2015, 10:00:57 AM »
I commented
I have started the fire
I'm lazy and don't want to open it again. Call him a spic for me.
18587
« on: August 06, 2015, 09:57:18 AM »
Then an anthroposexualized image of Twilight Sparkle (as an April Fool's joke).
Oh shit, I remember that!
18588
« on: August 06, 2015, 09:42:55 AM »
Goodo jobu, Cheater-san.
18589
« on: August 06, 2015, 09:31:04 AM »
While I'm all for ruining the life of Hispanics, this seems like far too much effort for something so trivial.
18590
« on: August 06, 2015, 08:40:39 AM »
68 degrees is cold? The fuck is wrong with women?
18591
« on: August 06, 2015, 08:33:27 AM »
I like water. I like the ocean. I'm more scared of the pollution off the Jersey shore than any sharks or shit when I go fluke fishing.
Om that note, I'm more worried about an alien invasion that I am dying at sea.
Add in gamma ray bursts and asteroids and shit... black holes destroying the galaxy...
Fuck that noise.
There's no sharks in space, so it's the best alternative
I have assembled photographic evidence that shows otherwise.
18592
« on: August 05, 2015, 10:47:05 PM »
Squid girl.
18593
« on: August 05, 2015, 10:46:08 PM »
I want to stand on a glacier at least once in my life.
18594
« on: August 05, 2015, 10:30:18 PM »
how guys?
how?
It's pretty easy. I mean, I've pulled off the stealth fap in full barracks bays.
18595
« on: August 05, 2015, 10:24:34 PM »
Not see sounds like nazi. I see my bars are too advanced for you. Like I've said, I've transcended beyond you haters.
And I've transcended beyond this vodka
I should write a pop punk song
dropping this whole thread on it's head
... I want to buy a fucking gong. Like, so fucking bad. And just sit here and bwaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnng in my room before an epic breakdown and chugging riffage. And like, five different cowbells. No, twelve different cowbellls. I want a whole chromatic scale of cowbells. Then I'm gonna write a riff entirely on cowbells. Prescription strength cowbells. That'll cure any fever, yo.
but are you like hitler
I've been known to gas a jew or two, and wear WH headgear in winter.
18596
« on: August 05, 2015, 10:21:08 PM »
pls support he 15 dollar increase, i need it ;_________________________________________________ __;
pls
Get a real job where you labor is actually worth $600 a week gross pay then.
18597
« on: August 05, 2015, 10:18:30 PM »
Fox fucker beat ya to it, Sandy.
Yeah, figures that would happen near Philly.
Fuckin minorities.
Welp. My career as a news reporter is finished. Guess I'd better file for my welfare checks now.
Forget welfare, just start a gofundme page.
I know people who raised a kickstarter for doritos and mounatin dew. And it worked.
If I remember right a dude made something like 500,000k trying to make a salad.
Potato salad guy is a fucking legend, yo.
18598
« on: August 05, 2015, 10:17:07 PM »
Not see sounds like nazi. I see my bars are too advanced for you. Like I've said, I've transcended beyond you haters.
And I've transcended beyond this vodka I should write a pop punk song dropping this whole thread on it's head ... I want to buy a fucking gong. Like, so fucking bad. And just sit here and bwaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnng in my room before an epic breakdown and chugging riffage. And like, five different cowbells. No, twelve different cowbellls. I want a whole chromatic scale of cowbells. Then I'm gonna write a riff entirely on cowbells. Prescription strength cowbells. That'll cure any fever, yo.
18599
« on: August 05, 2015, 10:11:19 PM »
Fox fucker beat ya to it, Sandy.
Yeah, figures that would happen near Philly.
Fuckin minorities.
Welp. My career as a news reporter is finished. Guess I'd better file for my welfare checks now.
Forget welfare, just start a gofundme page.
I know people who raised a kickstarter for doritos and mounatin dew. And it worked.
Now that's fucking living the meme, man.
18600
« on: August 05, 2015, 10:08:53 PM »
Fox fucker beat ya to it, Sandy.
Yeah, figures that would happen near Philly.
Fuckin minorities.
Welp. My career as a news reporter is finished. Guess I'd better file for my welfare checks now.
Forget welfare, just start a gofundme page.
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