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The Flood / Re: how many times have you fapped to Naoto's avatar
« on: August 06, 2015, 10:44:15 PM »
never

18542
The Flood / Re: I'm seriously thinking about becoming a rapper.
« on: August 06, 2015, 10:24:08 PM »
My rhymes will blow your mind and have you breathing heavy like chronic masturbators
Umm... guy... we don't breathe heavy. Our bodies are conditioned to the act quite well.

18543
Serious / Re: Republican 2016 Debate Thread
« on: August 06, 2015, 09:52:32 PM »
Ben Carson: "We won't even give Ukraine offensive weapons".

Didn't we though? I could have sworn we did.
I thought the administration was against arming the anti-russian Ukrainian forces.

18544
The Flood / Re: Democrats goooood, Republicans baaaaaad
« on: August 06, 2015, 09:13:54 PM »
I actually liked watching the Daily Show...
Maybe it's because I hate both of the major parties with a fiery passion that can only be soothed with the presidential election of Gary Johnson.

18546
The Flood / Re: Arian Foster: "I Don't Believe in God"
« on: August 06, 2015, 08:30:47 PM »
That's retarded.
You're retarded.

18547
The Flood / Re: Arian Foster: "I Don't Believe in God"
« on: August 06, 2015, 08:26:59 PM »
PSU has been a teir-1 troll on Bungie-related sites for, like, six years now.

You'd think the fragmented remnants of Bungie.net would've picked up on it by now. If you want the guy to stop messing with you, don't fuel the fire.
But it's fun.

18549
The Flood / Re: what have i done
« on: August 06, 2015, 08:19:43 PM »
>bowlcut

I honestly don't know why you would have one in the first place. Did you actually like it?
As someone who sees bowlcuts on Mennonite youth daily, Verb's hair was far from a bowlcut.

18550
The Flood / Re: What has you smitten?
« on: August 06, 2015, 08:14:41 PM »

18551
The Flood / Re: What has you smitten?
« on: August 06, 2015, 08:10:47 PM »
I thought his waifu was that red head from that Love Live or whatever show?
Oh shit, he really is a dude? I was right from the beginning?!
Technically loli is the canon classification.
Um... Tru Shota is what's canon, you little squid shit.
Get in line. You're after kupo.
In line for what?
see: chat
kupo can't fite.\

lets go now, mother fucker.
But the buzz is wearing off and I'm getting sleepy :3
Wearing off?
Motherfucker, I'm just starting to feel this vodka
ooo I got vodka in the freezer, but its too far away.  :(
Carry me.
No/
So you admit defeat.

Finally the forces of loli triumph over the evil shota proponents. And all was set right in the realm of man.
You're the one who needs carrying.

Shota - 1
Loli - 0

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The Flood / Re: What has you smitten?
« on: August 06, 2015, 08:07:52 PM »
I thought his waifu was that red head from that Love Live or whatever show?
Oh shit, he really is a dude? I was right from the beginning?!
Technically loli is the canon classification.
Um... Tru Shota is what's canon, you little squid shit.
Get in line. You're after kupo.
In line for what?
see: chat
kupo can't fite.\

lets go now, mother fucker.
But the buzz is wearing off and I'm getting sleepy :3
Wearing off?
Motherfucker, I'm just starting to feel this vodka
ooo I got vodka in the freezer, but its too far away.  :(
Carry me.
No/

18553
The Flood / Re: What has you smitten?
« on: August 06, 2015, 08:03:52 PM »
I thought his waifu was that red head from that Love Live or whatever show?
Oh shit, he really is a dude? I was right from the beginning?!
Technically loli is the canon classification.
Um... Tru Shota is what's canon, you little squid shit.
Get in line. You're after kupo.
In line for what?
see: chat
kupo can't fite.\

lets go now, mother fucker.
But the buzz is wearing off and I'm getting sleepy :3
Wearing off?
Motherfucker, I'm just starting to feel this vodka

18554
The Flood / Re: what have i done
« on: August 06, 2015, 08:02:28 PM »
Does it still feel like it's there? I kept moving my hand to adjust mine after I went from
this
to
this
but then I'd realize that I didn't have hair anymore and was like... whoa... dude...

18555
The Flood / Re: What has you smitten?
« on: August 06, 2015, 07:54:25 PM »
I thought his waifu was that red head from that Love Live or whatever show?
Oh shit, he really is a dude? I was right from the beginning?!
Technically loli is the canon classification.
Um... Tru Shota is what's canon, you little squid shit.
Get in line. You're after kupo.
In line for what?
see: chat
kupo can't fite.\

lets go now, mother fucker.

18556
The Flood / Re: What has you smitten?
« on: August 06, 2015, 07:47:22 PM »
I thought his waifu was that red head from that Love Live or whatever show?
Oh shit, he really is a dude? I was right from the beginning?!
Technically loli is the canon classification.
Um... Tru Shota is what's canon, you little squid shit.
Get in line. You're after kupo.
In line for what?

18557
The Flood / Re: What has you smitten?
« on: August 06, 2015, 07:45:08 PM »
I thought his waifu was that red head from that Love Live or whatever show?
Oh shit, he really is a dude? I was right from the beginning?!
Technically loli is the canon classification.
Um... Tru Shota is what's canon, you little squid shit.

18558
The Flood / Re: To everyone with a profile picture
« on: August 06, 2015, 07:42:26 PM »
Okay
I remember you!
God I hope not. I sucked.
Yeah you did.
Felecia's nuts.
ha
Got em.
Dude she was pretty fucking hot, let's be real.
Nah. there's just something really off with her face, bro.

18559
The Flood / Re: To everyone with a profile picture
« on: August 06, 2015, 07:39:13 PM »

18560
The Flood / Re: I'm seriously thinking about becoming a rapper.
« on: August 06, 2015, 07:15:53 PM »
dis shit is still a thing

fuckin lol

18561
The Flood / Re: What has you smitten?
« on: August 06, 2015, 07:12:43 PM »

18562
The Flood / Re: What has you smitten?
« on: August 06, 2015, 07:06:20 PM »

Hey, so if you don't want to fuck your sister, can I?

18563
The Flood / Re: Eating cheddar cheese
« on: August 06, 2015, 04:41:29 PM »
I'm going to throw up. Who the fuck just eats straight cheese?
White people. You Choc-ice OP?
I'm Aryan
no you ain't, sandnigger.
lolmad cuz Adolf lied to you
the Führer would never lie to us.
It's over Johnny
It's never over! When the Nazis come back from their secret moon base you'll see! You'll all see!
NOTHING IS OVER*
I CANT FIND YOUR LEGS
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANY MISSILES
I CANT FIND YOUR LEGS

18564
The Flood / Re: Think of a member
« on: August 06, 2015, 04:40:13 PM »

18565
The Flood / Re: Ohh emm geee
« on: August 06, 2015, 04:36:30 PM »
I told you to not put cash on Fantasy Baseball, bro.

18566
The Flood / Re: Eating cheddar cheese
« on: August 06, 2015, 04:35:37 PM »
I'm going to throw up. Who the fuck just eats straight cheese?
White people. You Choc-ice OP?
I'm Aryan
no you ain't, sandnigger.
lolmad cuz Adolf lied to you
the Führer would never lie to us.
It's over Johnny
It's never over! When the Nazis come back from their secret moon base you'll see! You'll all see!
NOTHING IS OVER*
I CANT FIND YOUR LEGS

18567
The Flood / Re: What has you smitten?
« on: August 06, 2015, 04:34:17 PM »
Musical talent.

>tfw no qt musician gf to record a folk punk EP with

18568
The Flood / Re: Eating cheddar cheese
« on: August 06, 2015, 04:31:56 PM »
I'm going to throw up. Who the fuck just eats straight cheese?
White people. You Choc-ice OP?
I'm Aryan
no you ain't, sandnigger.
lolmad cuz Adolf lied to you
the Führer would never lie to us.
It's over Johnny
It's never over! When the Nazis come back from their secret moon base you'll see! You'll all see!

18569
The Flood / Re: To everyone with a profile picture
« on: August 06, 2015, 04:30:33 PM »
How can there be a 1/3 of an opinion?
the same way blacks used to only be 3/5th of a person.
What's the worth now?
Equivalent to a white man.
Can you fucking believe it? Blacks having full representation equal to ours! It's goddamn maddening.

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The Flood / Re: Eating cheddar cheese
« on: August 06, 2015, 04:28:48 PM »
I'm going to throw up. Who the fuck just eats straight cheese?
White people. You Choc-ice OP?
I'm Aryan
no you ain't, sandnigger.
lolmad cuz Adolf lied to you
the Führer would never lie to us.

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