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18271
« on: August 11, 2015, 06:13:54 PM »
I think the avatar looks like verbatim
Nah. Verb's bald.
18272
« on: August 11, 2015, 06:13:34 PM »
Whatcha drinking?
Had a local brew of 30A beer, then a smirnoff screwdriver and the classic flavor
uh.... you drinking them bottled Smirnoff cooler things? What are you, a fucking teenage girl?
18273
« on: August 11, 2015, 06:10:31 PM »
Okay, so, update.
I ate a sandwich for lunch, I've masturbated three times, but it's too late in the day to nap now.
I have failed. I'm sorry.
What kind of sandwhich?
Kinda cheated. Stopped at subway on way home from work.
Got a footlong chicken bacon ranch on honey oat with peperjack cheese, toasted of coarse. Then with guacamole, lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion, banana pepper, and buffalo sauce.
Was actually 8/10, would eat again.
I'm getting the urge to make a tomato sandwich every time I go past my kitchen now though, since there's a fuckton of tomatoes on the counter from the garden outside.... fuck me.
The ranch ruined it.
Um no. It definitely worked.
18274
« on: August 11, 2015, 06:07:42 PM »
Okay, so, update.
I ate a sandwich for lunch, I've masturbated three times, but it's too late in the day to nap now.
I have failed. I'm sorry.
What kind of sandwhich?
Kinda cheated. Stopped at subway on way home from work. Got a footlong chicken bacon ranch on honey oat with peperjack cheese, toasted of coarse. Then with guacamole, lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion, banana pepper, and buffalo sauce. Was actually 8/10, would eat again. I'm getting the urge to make a tomato sandwich every time I go past my kitchen now though, since there's a fuckton of tomatoes on the counter from the garden outside.... fuck me.
18275
« on: August 11, 2015, 05:46:36 PM »
Okay, so, update.
I ate a sandwich for lunch, I've masturbated three times, but it's too late in the day to nap now.
I have failed. I'm sorry.
18276
« on: August 11, 2015, 05:04:48 PM »
Oh man... I've been out of school for four years.
Fuck, dude...
18277
« on: August 11, 2015, 04:48:18 PM »
I'm feeling my itch but for cars.
Enzo, F50, F40, Squadra. One of them would be nice.
The obvious answer is F40. It's a big, giant, twin-turbo'd VEE ATE go-kart.
Just think of all the torks that you can soak panties with.
My ultimate track toy is in the works. The SV and P1 have been satisfying my track needs as well.
I want the F40/F50/Enzo because their icons. I don't have a love for Ferrari's, but I do have a love for Motorsport icons. I wouldn't want all three, just one.
No real love for Ferrari from me either. F40's probably the only one I'd ever consider owning if I had the means, and that'd be for the reasons I said above.
Which is ironic since I own one of the 499, but whatever lmao.
I have a great deal of love for the Enzo, I consider it the ultimate Ferrari. Which coming from a Lamborghini guy says a lot. I've been very impressed by the LaF, drive it a lot more then I thought I would. One more addition and I have a car for every day of the week :p
Oh, so you did end up getting the LaF? Don't you have an order for the 918 too? You like... did the trio, bro. That's a fucking collection.
18278
« on: August 11, 2015, 04:30:25 PM »
Why do you have guy fieri as your avatar?
Uh, dude, it's clearly Mark Whalberg.
18279
« on: August 11, 2015, 04:27:00 PM »
I know that feel
18280
« on: August 11, 2015, 04:22:02 PM »
I'm feeling my itch but for cars.
Enzo, F50, F40, Squadra. One of them would be nice.
The obvious answer is F40. It's a big, giant, twin-turbo'd VEE ATE go-kart.
Just think of all the torks that you can soak panties with.
My ultimate track toy is in the works. The SV and P1 have been satisfying my track needs as well.
I want the F40/F50/Enzo because their icons. I don't have a love for Ferrari's, but I do have a love for Motorsport icons. I wouldn't want all three, just one.
No real love for Ferrari from me either. F40's probably the only one I'd ever consider owning if I had the means, and that'd be for the reasons I said above.
18281
« on: August 11, 2015, 03:55:44 PM »
I'm feeling my itch but for cars.
Enzo, F50, F40, Squadra. One of them would be nice.
The obvious answer is F40. It's a big, giant, twin-turbo'd VEE ATE go-kart. Just think of all the torks that you can soak panties with.
18282
« on: August 11, 2015, 03:46:31 PM »
Fox regionals =/= FNC
Learn your shit, Libbies.
18283
« on: August 11, 2015, 03:38:05 PM »
18284
« on: August 11, 2015, 03:22:21 PM »
Nowadays I mostly fap to...
ha, gay.
18285
« on: August 11, 2015, 03:22:02 PM »
Celebrity tabloids really do need to get the fuck out of regional news shows. This man is a hero.
18286
« on: August 11, 2015, 03:17:44 PM »
I'm just going to say lolis because that seems less weird than what I was going to say.
18287
« on: August 11, 2015, 03:15:53 PM »
Meta please, some of us don't know what that means and don't want to google it.
Here;
hypocritically pious or devout <a sanctimonious moralist> <the king's sanctimonious rebuke — G. B. Shaw>
Many thanks.
18288
« on: August 11, 2015, 03:15:00 PM »
I buy cheap knives and pretend they're awesome.
No problems with that. Two of my favorites were probably 20 bucks a piece... minus the engraving I had done on the Opinel. That Kat's seen a lot of use over the years. I fucking love that Napoleon quote.
18289
« on: August 11, 2015, 03:05:35 PM »
I am a bit too forgiving.
And way too sanctimonious.
Meta please, some of us don't know what that means and don't want to google it.
18290
« on: August 11, 2015, 02:57:39 PM »
this is one of the best things I have ever seen
That's new to you?
Anyone else getting visual freezing on short clips since the new Youtube update?
It's bonerkill perscalpified.
What?
All eyes were now trained on me, including the surgeon handling the scalpel (boner-kill personified... Or perscalpified). Dead memes.
Oh. Your wonderful story.
18291
« on: August 11, 2015, 02:53:09 PM »
this is one of the best things I have ever seen
That's new to you?
Anyone else getting visual freezing on short clips since the new Youtube update?
It's bonerkill perscalpified.
What?
18292
« on: August 11, 2015, 02:47:34 PM »
this is one of the best things I have ever seen
That's new to you?
Anyone else getting visual freezing on short clips since the new Youtube update?
18293
« on: August 11, 2015, 02:45:25 PM »
500 posts off 20,000... but all I want is about 9 more days online so I can have my custom title 
Oh lord, we are close to 20k. We need better hobbies.
18294
« on: August 11, 2015, 02:43:48 PM »
this is one of the best things I have ever seen
That's new to you?
18295
« on: August 11, 2015, 02:36:10 PM »
This is like the equivalent of hanging out with a pile of knives.
*look to my right* Oh...
18296
« on: August 11, 2015, 01:39:01 PM »
But OP, I created you. You are my child.
Dad come home we miss you
no
18297
« on: August 11, 2015, 01:33:21 PM »
Fuck it, we all know Oct8gon is gonna be trash.
Who wants to start up Nona9on with me?
Well... Only heathens wouldn't
#EmpireWithoutElves
#ThalmoorOppression
#9Divines
#TalosSaves
Amen, brother. SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!
18298
« on: August 11, 2015, 01:31:40 PM »
But OP, I created you. You are my child.
18299
« on: August 11, 2015, 01:16:45 PM »
but god forbid black people riot over getting shot by the cops on a regular basis when their taxes are paying them.
Social security isn't taxed when you have no additional taxable sources of income.
18300
« on: August 11, 2015, 01:10:21 PM »
Fuck it, we all know Oct8gon is gonna be trash.
Who wants to start up Nona9on with me?
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