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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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18181
« on: August 13, 2015, 12:49:43 PM »
Damn son, your insurance cover that?
18182
« on: August 13, 2015, 09:54:24 AM »
Are you Mojo
Numb Digger. Part troll, part shitposter, part edgelord. Yes, I am cancerous.
Oh shit, son. The paintings spoke of the day you'd return to bring us forth unto salvation. I promptly poured turpentine onto the canvases.
18183
« on: August 13, 2015, 09:51:17 AM »
What is a shota
Straight shota is love the way God intended it
Nope. Not even close.
18184
« on: August 13, 2015, 08:06:57 AM »
Hi noodles. How are you?
18185
« on: August 13, 2015, 06:24:20 AM »
Kinky
Alien
Sex
18186
« on: August 13, 2015, 06:20:24 AM »
Is anyone ever going to even acknowledge the other three nominees?
Who the hell thinks Biden has a fucking chance?
Elizabeth Warren's ship has also sailed.
...and that's all I know from the Democrats, lol.
I think there's one named _____ Webb and Gunther or something...
Jim Webb's a bretty fucking cool dude who's probably the single best candidate on all sides. Nobody knows his name though. It's like Gary Johnson all over again. "who ate you gonna vote for?" "Webb" "who?"
18187
« on: August 13, 2015, 06:13:48 AM »
Protectionism only serves to hurt the consumer in the end.
18188
« on: August 13, 2015, 06:11:54 AM »
Now that's some proper European stone work there. Not even the ocean can destroy it.
18189
« on: August 12, 2015, 08:37:05 PM »
But door
I lie bush
Oh. You mean the candidate.
18190
« on: August 12, 2015, 08:33:56 PM »
read the title
I laughed preemptively
Fuck me.
*smh*
The challenge starts when you watch the video.
Yeah, the video title. I love these fucking things.
18191
« on: August 12, 2015, 08:30:32 PM »
read the title
I laughed preemptively
Fuck me.
18192
« on: August 12, 2015, 08:25:09 PM »
Seriously -.-
seriously
Das is that your uncle?
I wish.
18193
« on: August 12, 2015, 08:14:52 PM »
Seriously -.-
seriously
18194
« on: August 12, 2015, 08:01:58 PM »
Well, Snowden did work for the NSA... anyone who does that is a traitor and is guilty of forgetting the true spirit of patriotism.
18195
« on: August 12, 2015, 07:58:09 PM »
black
You know what you must do.
compare dicks?
um, gay.
I was actually going to say get drunk on Hennessy with him and then kill him in self defense.
uhm, this is an alcohol free campus, brah
Um, he's black.
18196
« on: August 12, 2015, 07:21:44 PM »
black
You know what you must do.
compare dicks?
um, gay. I was actually going to say get drunk on Hennessy with him and then kill him in self defense.
18197
« on: August 12, 2015, 07:12:54 PM »
I face the curtain, and the shower head is on the side.
God, you are fucking weird...
18198
« on: August 12, 2015, 07:12:22 PM »
WOW GAY
Wow, you ruined it, you fucking homosexual.
18199
« on: August 12, 2015, 06:52:49 PM »
*BBW moms
Oh... there does exist one worse than Jim.
18200
« on: August 12, 2015, 06:52:12 PM »
Lets see some, boys. 
18201
« on: August 12, 2015, 06:44:34 PM »
Some douchecanoe, and more importantly, a gonk droid
Guys, all of my prayers have been answered
That gonk droid is literally just a guy standing in a spray-painted dog kennel.
muh practical effects
18202
« on: August 12, 2015, 06:41:45 PM »
Some douchecanoe, and more importantly, a gonk droid Guys, all of my prayers have been answered
18203
« on: August 12, 2015, 06:36:01 PM »
About half and half.
18204
« on: August 12, 2015, 06:34:55 PM »
Can I just say that "Captain Phasma" is such a dumb name.
I'm pretty hung up on it. It's got a Star Warsy feel to it, like:
Tycho
Biggs Darklighter
Dak
Jek
Mon Mothma
Wedge
etc.
And by Star Warsy, I mean kind of cool but also sounding really weird and childish.
Valid points, it just... sounds too B-list superhero to me. I think its the captain more than the phasma.
18205
« on: August 12, 2015, 06:29:44 PM »
I think Octa8on looks better, as it's similar to the cursive 'g'.
hey you fuck, that's what I was going for with Nona9on
18206
« on: August 12, 2015, 06:26:04 PM »
Can I just say that "Captain Phasma" is such a dumb name.
18207
« on: August 12, 2015, 06:24:26 PM »
Well, I guess I should answer.
It was fucking painful.
I mean, it was actually painful fucking.
I had sex
Gay sex
Really gay painful sex
Drunken gay painful teen anal sex
And then maybe one month later never wanted anything more to do with him. Such is life.
Is this a metaphor for you joining the Army?
lol I wish.
18208
« on: August 12, 2015, 06:18:47 PM »
Well, I guess I should answer.
It was fucking painful.
I mean, it was actually painful fucking.
I had sex
Gay sex
Really gay painful sex
Drunken gay painful teen anal sex
And then maybe one month later never wanted anything more to do with him. Such is life.
18209
« on: August 12, 2015, 05:43:41 PM »
Mother of...
It's over, men. We lost the war. America has no choice but to surrender to Imperial Japan.
18210
« on: August 12, 2015, 05:39:10 PM »
I don't have the mayo or the tomatoes to try this out
>white
>no mayo
Prisoners aren't allowed mayo.
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