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Serious / Re: North Korea threatens to attack U.S. mainland
« on: August 17, 2015, 06:18:43 AM »
I for one welcome the chance of a nine month vacation to Pyeongtaek.

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The Flood / Re: dank prisons
« on: August 17, 2015, 05:40:51 AM »
Ew fuck William Penn and his shit state.
Wrong attitude, cupcake. This is our goddamn land. We need to take it back.

18063
The Flood / Re: anyone else not that much of a fan of head?
« on: August 16, 2015, 08:08:08 PM »
Blowjobs > Sexy

I'm lazy
that too
I love not having to do anything at all.

18064
The Flood / Re: anyone else not that much of a fan of head?
« on: August 16, 2015, 07:59:04 PM »
Better than sex.
Vaginas are disgusting.

18065
The Flood / Re: show me your best saber
« on: August 16, 2015, 07:55:40 PM »
What can I say, I  fucking love polearms.
Spoiler

18066
The Flood / Re: just moved into my dorms AMA
« on: August 16, 2015, 07:18:15 PM »
Is your roommate white or subhuman?

18067
The Flood / Re: Merica
« on: August 16, 2015, 07:10:51 PM »
People do this to sneak candy into the movies,
They really don't.

Iave actualy talked with a couple people who have.
Well then their weapon is no longer deadly.

Problem solved, problem staying solved. Go Rangers.

18068
Gaming / Re: Halo 3 1v1: Deci vs Chally (Theater Mode Versions out now)
« on: August 16, 2015, 07:08:53 PM »
Deci, why'd you even do it?
They way he put it, it's like he was trying to stand up for himself. I don't see how that works over a game of Halo.
Shut the fuck up Thunda. 1v1 me, Halo 3, Blackout, shotty snipers.

18069
The Flood / Re: NSFW thread
« on: August 16, 2015, 07:07:31 PM »
NSFW
isn't that fucking cute?
More like tasty.

18070
The Flood / Re: Merica
« on: August 16, 2015, 07:06:40 PM »
People do this to sneak candy into the movies,
They really don't.

18071
Gaming / Re: Halo 3 1v1: Deci vs Chally (Theater Mode Versions out now)
« on: August 16, 2015, 07:03:07 PM »
Deci, why'd you even do it?

18072
The Flood / Re: Merica
« on: August 16, 2015, 06:58:47 PM »
Hey man, sometimes you're just innawoods operating and you get hungry. Now, naturally, one would assume to put the snickers inside a mag pouch on your flic, but the thing is, you lay on the flic. A magazine is hard while snickers bars are soft. This is why you need a little extra protection for your tactisnacking needs.


Now you know.
and knowing is half the battle. - G.I. Joe.

18073
The Flood / Re: What has been your view of your jobs?
« on: August 16, 2015, 06:45:44 PM »
i cant see myself working...
This is what socialism does to a nation's youth.
youre socialism
No. I am America.

18074
The Flood / Re: What has been your view of your jobs?
« on: August 16, 2015, 06:43:57 PM »
i cant see myself working...
This is what socialism does to a nation's youth.

18075
The Flood / Re: Post your homescreen/wallpapers
« on: August 16, 2015, 05:57:20 PM »
Laptop wallpaper
Spoiler
wouldsteal/10

Actually...

didsteal/10

18076
The Flood / Re: What Was The First Forum You Participated In?
« on: August 16, 2015, 05:53:09 PM »
It was actually b.net.

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The Flood / Re: Post your homescreen/wallpapers
« on: August 16, 2015, 05:23:06 PM »
Mhmmm  Let make a deal. I show you mine you show me yours. I am always hunting for new ones

http://daspaper.imgur.com/all/

There's lots of weebshit, so forewarned.
I got tanks, milfag shit, some aviation shit (I do need more of that, I'm really slacking), some nazi shit, and a little automotive.
Why are u a nazi?
Because Hitler did nothing wrong.


...



Internal brain mass critical explosion immanent

*Not even going to go there you sad child*

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The Flood / Re: Post your homescreen/wallpapers
« on: August 16, 2015, 05:12:03 PM »
Mhmmm  Let make a deal. I show you mine you show me yours. I am always hunting for new ones

http://daspaper.imgur.com/all/

There's lots of weebshit, so forewarned.
I got tanks, milfag shit, some aviation shit (I do need more of that, I'm really slacking), some nazi shit, and a little automotive.
Why are u a nazi?
Because Hitler did nothing wrong.

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meta-threads that result in paradoxical outcomes are rationally and essentially without discussion, therefore this post has no discussion value and your thread is spam.

Good day, faggot.

18080
The Flood / Re: how would you feel
« on: August 16, 2015, 04:48:27 PM »
wut is hapn guis

oh shit, I can't tell who's looking at who.
des wifmestr
halp

am send halp

da powa of lolis squared!


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The Flood / Re: how would you feel
« on: August 16, 2015, 04:40:19 PM »
wut is hapn guis

oh shit, I can't tell who's looking at who.

18082
The Flood / Re: Post your homescreen/wallpapers
« on: August 16, 2015, 04:24:19 PM »
Mhmmm  Let make a deal. I show you mine you show me yours. I am always hunting for new ones

http://daspaper.imgur.com/all/

There's lots of weebshit, so forewarned.
I got tanks, milfag shit, some aviation shit (I do need more of that, I'm really slacking), some nazi shit, and a little automotive.

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I too, wish to vivisect cute teenage girls.

If only I had gone to med school and became a mortician...

18084
The Flood / Re: Post your homescreen/wallpapers
« on: August 16, 2015, 04:00:43 PM »
Who ever has one better than mine(if that's even possible)  gets an upboat.

http://imgur.com/5GtoK0o

Post your wallpapers!

Op my compute and laptop cycle threw 840 different images. I can post mediafile link if you want to expand your wallpaper collection.

My smart phone is this


Do it. I'm always looking for more papers to steal.

What categories are a lot of them?

18085
Gaming / Re: Which Movie Licensed games...
« on: August 16, 2015, 03:59:21 PM »
I played this too much when I was a kid (PS version, of course)
Aw shit, son. Fuck yeah!

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The Flood / Re: Somebody's mad
« on: August 16, 2015, 03:30:19 PM »
If I can't discriminate in future partners based upon if they have kids or not then women can't turn me down for being fat. Feminism is a three-way street girls. (I need the extra lane for my double-wide mobility scooter, as I am an extra proud American.)

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The Flood / Re: Finally quit my job today
« on: August 16, 2015, 03:27:15 PM »
fuck jobs in general

name one good job

ONE
Brewmaster.

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The Flood / Re: Post your homescreen/wallpapers
« on: August 16, 2015, 03:24:48 PM »
The #teamwindowsphone Phone, it's an old setlist.
Spoiler
The Laptop, at #37 of 174 on random rotation.
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: There's a deer on my porch. What do I do?
« on: August 16, 2015, 11:48:23 AM »
7mm, right to the heart.
Then send me five pounds of the meat as a thank you.

But what if I want to use the deer for... 'Other' purposes?
Seek counseling.

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The Flood / Re: There's a deer on my porch. What do I do?
« on: August 16, 2015, 11:16:57 AM »
7mm, right to the heart.
Then send me five pounds of the meat as a thank you.

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