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Daily reminder that Bongistan hasn't been culturally relevant since 1775.

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The Flood / Re: Thought of a great design for shoes
« on: August 20, 2015, 05:51:08 PM »
Someone hates free speech.

THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!

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The Flood / Re: Unexpected feels in the mailbox today gentlemen
« on: August 20, 2015, 05:11:40 PM »
The only time thongs come for me in the mail is when I've ordered them myself.

Fuck, lol. I'm mot even going to fix that.

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Serious / Re: Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner could face manslaughter charge
« on: August 20, 2015, 05:03:43 PM »
Anyone else would get it.
#jail4jenner

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When the teacher says her name for register, jump out of your seat and shout NUTS
and if she does it first, wife her hard.

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The Flood / Re: I think I have tinnitus
« on: August 20, 2015, 03:37:29 PM »
It's temporary. Do it more and you get used to it. I'll usually have my head stuffed and ringing all next day after a good night with the band.

Granted you are damaging your hearing and that's why its ringing...

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The Flood / Re: Banging a coworker?
« on: August 20, 2015, 01:10:46 PM »
uhh...
should have banged that loli just before you quit.
But i still keep in contact with her
You know what must be done

her

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Gaming / Re: Verb's going to have a stroke.
« on: August 20, 2015, 12:43:01 PM »
Oh god, a fucking third one?

I'm really looking forward to the progression of the franchise's story. These games always have such a rich and complex narrative, and the last one left on such a cliffhanger.
>tfw you actually really like DoA's gameplay but the whole tits thing puts you off getting any more games

There's probably a subconscious reason behind my mains being Brad and Hitomi.

I actually haven't played any of them, lol

Isn't it like the only Volleyball video game? There's no Volleyball 2K15 or anything IIRC.
There were two of the xtreme beech games.
But uh, some of the body physics in the actual DoA games are like......   ... what?

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The Flood / Re: sep7agon fantasy football league
« on: August 20, 2015, 12:38:18 PM »
So if I say yes, there's three people.

No.

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Gaming / Re: Verb's going to have a stroke.
« on: August 20, 2015, 12:37:24 PM »
Oh god, a fucking third one?

I'm really looking forward to the progression of the franchise's story. These games always have such a rich and complex narrative, and the last one left on such a cliffhanger.
>tfw you actually really like DoA's gameplay but the whole tits thing puts you off getting any more games

There's probably a subconscious reason behind my mains being Brad and Hitomi.

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The Flood / Re: sep7agon fantasy football league
« on: August 20, 2015, 12:17:37 PM »
maybe

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Gaming / Re: Verb's going to have a stroke.
« on: August 20, 2015, 10:59:26 AM »
there's already tons of games like this

i fucking hate humans so much

let's not even pin it on the Japanese--it's all humanity
because it's not like there aren't any dumbfuck americans who enjoy games like this

Did you hear about the new Dead or Alive?
Oh god, a fucking third one?

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Gaming / Re: Verb's going to have a stroke.
« on: August 20, 2015, 10:30:19 AM »
This isn't even something new. Par for the course, really, for Grorius Nippon

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Gaming / Re: Just for reference, Twitch Chat just beat Asylum Demon.
« on: August 20, 2015, 07:31:13 AM »
Start9
Start9
Anarchy
Bird Jesus demands a free people.

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The Flood / Re: Banging a coworker?
« on: August 20, 2015, 07:20:59 AM »
"Hmm, should I bang my coworker?"

"Better ask the Flood, I know they have tons of experience in this area."
more than you

#McChill yourself before you #McGrill yourself

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Gaming / Re: Just for reference, Twitch Chat just beat Asylum Demon.
« on: August 20, 2015, 06:58:59 AM »
How
Because Dark Souls isn't hard.

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The Flood / Re: I need ideas on what to do on my day off tomorrow
« on: August 20, 2015, 06:57:48 AM »
Drink booze tonight with me in a  group Skype call.

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The Flood / Re: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
« on: August 20, 2015, 06:08:37 AM »
Kansas sucks

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Serious / Re: North and South Korea exchange artillery fire
« on: August 20, 2015, 05:56:11 AM »
Good on them Southerners.

One step closer to my paid vacation in Pyeongtek

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The Flood / Re: Somebody once posted!
« on: August 20, 2015, 05:46:14 AM »
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THAT BANE WAS GONNA TROLL ME
I AIN'T THE BIGGEST GUY ON THE PLANE

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The Flood / Re: Banging a coworker?
« on: August 20, 2015, 04:50:54 AM »
uhh...
should have banged that loli just before you quit.

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I don't think a single one of these scrubs caught the reference.
it is some jungle beat thing?

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The Flood / Re: What's the best place to live in the U.S.?
« on: August 19, 2015, 07:39:43 PM »
Red necks go to hell

Emancipation proclamation best day of my life
The south will rise again

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The Flood / Re: What's the best place to live in the U.S.?
« on: August 19, 2015, 07:24:44 PM »
North-west New York is pretty redneck. I'm proud to call them state-neighbors.

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Laws bind us all.

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Bought a bunch of books recently.

- A Monetary History of the United States by Milton Friedman.
- This Time Is Different by Reinhart and Rogoff.
- The White Man's Burden by William Easterly.
- One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
- Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury.
- One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey.
- Maths for Economics by Geoff Renshaw.

Also buying a new laptop soon, which'll set me back £900.
£900 laptop? y?
skyrim
eww

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Serious / Re: How Do You All Feel Towards This?
« on: August 19, 2015, 12:22:00 PM »
Good. She should be in jail that long. Its the same as a man, no double standards for once.
It's a shame that the "standard" in this sort of scenario is shit though, regardless of gender.

Hows it shit? If you want to fuck underage kids, you deserve to rot in jail and/or be taken out back and shot in the face.
Yeah but 17 shouldn't be underage.
#fuckFlorida

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The Flood / Re: If vegetarians have a fight with someone...
« on: August 19, 2015, 08:35:27 AM »
Do people still actually say beef like that?

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The Flood / Re: What Did The Beaver Say To The Tree?
« on: August 19, 2015, 07:36:54 AM »
no

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