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The Flood / 'Murrica always savin them Frenchies' asses and shit...
« on: August 21, 2015, 06:46:59 PM »
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-34023361

We're the greatest country ever for a reason. USA! USA! USA!

17882
The Flood / Re: Fear The Walking Dead
« on: August 21, 2015, 06:44:14 PM »
It's called the Walking Dead because it's a dead show and all they do is walk around talking and crying.

Ha haha hah
That sounded so forced.

17883
The Flood / Re: Fear The Walking Dead
« on: August 21, 2015, 06:33:39 PM »
I'll probably watch it

17884
The Flood / Re: this guy slaps your GF's ass at gamestop
« on: August 21, 2015, 05:19:51 PM »
Slay him for dat sweet optional boss fight xp and item drop

17885
The Flood / Re: Why do gorillas always have a frown on their face?
« on: August 21, 2015, 04:44:43 PM »
I think I saw this on imgur once.

17886
The Flood / Re: What the fuck is this shit
« on: August 21, 2015, 04:37:20 PM »
I want bikini armor
no you want this

Spoiler
Latex fetishists are disgusting subhumans and belong on a cross with the other degenerates.

17887
Serious / Re: Stocks plunge as Chinese currency devalues
« on: August 21, 2015, 04:30:05 PM »
good thing i just bought my carpets from walmart
china products gun be expensive now right?
yup
bretty soon all my Chinese knives are gonna be more expensive than my US or Jap ones.

I'mma have more money than BC.

17888
Serious / Re: Stocks plunge as Chinese currency devalues
« on: August 21, 2015, 04:25:29 PM »
My Pepe portfolio is getting rarer by the minute
or they would be... if I HADN'T STOLE THEM ALL! HAHAHAHAHA

17889
The Flood / Re: How Does Jive Turkey Manage?
« on: August 21, 2015, 03:59:51 PM »
He posts Doge memes on /s4s/ to help him cope

17891
The Flood / Re: God is dead and Leliana killed him
« on: August 21, 2015, 03:31:07 PM »
Leliana worst girl

17892
The Flood / Re: Daily reminder that Slash did nothing wrong
« on: August 21, 2015, 03:30:49 PM »
a what?
That thing you like

you know

Dicks

17893
The Flood / Re: Daily reminder that Slash did nothing wrong
« on: August 21, 2015, 03:11:12 PM »
Does slash even have a penis?
The world may never know.

17894
The Flood / Daily reminder that Slash did nothing wrong
« on: August 21, 2015, 03:03:41 PM »
ITT: discuss people who have a penis.

17895
The Flood / Re: which group is better?
« on: August 21, 2015, 02:12:57 PM »
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

17896
The Flood / Re: my new neighbours are singing the opening to lion king
« on: August 21, 2015, 01:14:16 PM »
Maybe they're having a Sing Star tournament. You should go and join in.
noo, can't do that out of the blue
Bring Vodka. They'll let you party then.

17897
The Flood / Re: How powerful is your passport?
« on: August 21, 2015, 12:18:56 PM »
Passports are for women and children. Real men invade other countries.

17898
The Flood / Re: pariahs and mariahs
« on: August 21, 2015, 11:49:34 AM »
kinder, kiyo, deci, loaf, zesty, and dustin are all pariah status
But Verb

I like Loaf..

17899
The Flood / Re: Bonnetcore.
« on: August 21, 2015, 11:48:44 AM »
Bonnets are for Mennonites.

17900
The Flood / Re: Which one should I buy?
« on: August 21, 2015, 11:47:24 AM »
The OG MGS logo one is the only thing I could ever see myself wearing.
Go with that.

17901
The Flood / Re: pariahs and mariahs
« on: August 21, 2015, 11:39:59 AM »
What's a Mariah?
well, a pariah is the outcast who everyone hates

mariah must be someone who everyone loves (not a real word though)
Pariah is too patriarchal. We needs to empower the female outcasts too.

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Serious / Re: Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner could face manslaughter charge
« on: August 21, 2015, 11:36:02 AM »
It brings up the question, should Caitlyn Jenner be put into a women's prison?
Well yeah. Jenner's done all the legal stuff to qualify for that.

#jail4jenner

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The Flood / Re: cutest sneeze ever
« on: August 20, 2015, 11:15:06 PM »
LC is totes adorbs when he sneezes,

17904
The Flood / Re: don't you just hate whores?
« on: August 20, 2015, 09:48:03 PM »
I like whores. They suck my dick with little effort on my end.

17905
Serious / Re: Artificial Evolution: A Dissenting Term?
« on: August 20, 2015, 08:33:52 PM »
In modern society, humanity exists outside of Evolution by Natural Selection. We have to rely on eugenics and a few, brave, white men if we ever want to really push the limits of the human genome.

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The Flood / Re: Banging a coworker?
« on: August 20, 2015, 08:09:21 PM »
when would it be a good idea to bang someone

realistically

Within the confines of a loving marriage?
no sex before marriage pls go

He asked when it would be a good idea to bang someone. When married would be a good time, wouldn't be any real risks.
False. Married poor people still shouldn't breed.

Poor people in general shouldn't breed really, if for nothing but the sake of the child.
Well yeah, but banging doesn't equate to breeding if you have access to cheap birth control.
Tell that to the mexicans with 8 kids.

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The Flood / Re: Banging a coworker?
« on: August 20, 2015, 08:05:46 PM »
when would it be a good idea to bang someone

realistically

Within the confines of a loving marriage?
no sex before marriage pls go

He asked when it would be a good idea to bang someone. When married would be a good time, wouldn't be any real risks.
False. Married poor people still shouldn't breed.

Poor people in general shouldn't breed really, if for nothing but the sake of the child.

17908
Serious / Re: If America were to have a Communist revolution...
« on: August 20, 2015, 08:04:06 PM »
We'd be one, giant Anarcho-Communist syndicate.

17909
Serious / Re: North and South Korea exchange artillery fire
« on: August 20, 2015, 08:03:17 PM »
The day South Korea outright annexes the North, dismantles the concentration camps, re-educates the northern population and together with Japan and the West use diplomatic influence to topple the Chinese government is the day the world gets substantially more free.
this is an impossible masturbatory fantasy.

the refugee crisis and economic strain of Korean reuinification would bankrupt the South overnight.
Or they could just leave the north underdeveloped until Yoorupe pours it's yooromonies into it like Germoney did in 1991.

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The Flood / Re: mildly interesting grapes, amiibos, let's talk
« on: August 20, 2015, 07:59:48 PM »
I just got back from a short trip in to work. Had to recover the owner's King Air.
The airport is really pretty at night.

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