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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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United States of Omelas.
The kid should be happy to provide so much for so little.

I win. Checkmate, liberals.

17672
As someone who worked for the company, this is a poorly conceived post.
You're a poorly conceived post.

Did you ever see Ian when you were there?

Once.
Did you call his waifu a shit?

I didn't speak to him
What a shame...
or, maybe that's for the best.

17673
As someone who worked for the company, this is a poorly conceived post.
You're a poorly conceived post.

Did you ever see Ian when you were there?

Once.
Did you call his waifu a shit?

17674
The Flood / Re: Trying out Swans
« on: August 24, 2015, 07:44:53 PM »
LOL THIS GUY ^
>unironically listens to Chris Tomlin
>thinks he has the right to an opinion

I kek'd and a kok'd.

17675
As someone who worked for the company, this is a poorly conceived post.
You're a poorly conceived post.

Did you ever see Ian when you were there?

17676
Robin Hood was not Taylor to girls

This nigga fought hard



Ah, Disney's Robbin Hood. The gateway to furdom for many a poor kid.
Alot of Disney movies had anthropomorphic characters. It's what kid like
Those evil bastards...

17677
Serious / Re: I just. . . I just can't do it anymore
« on: August 24, 2015, 07:39:51 PM »

Spoiler
I just thought Queer was another word for gay, so you lost me at intersex there.
Not specifically, no.
The whole acronym is a clusterfuck of redundancy and snowflake shit though, so really feel free to disregard anything past the core, and even leave out the L if you so desire. Gay women are gay. Gay men are gay. Why are we differentiating and separating and segregating like a bunch of misogynists?

My apologies, I ate a feminist for lunch.
It should be BOTH, that would be comically suitable when describing the Bis

Bisexual
Other
Transsexual
Homosexual
Huh...
See now, I proposed long ago that we just call all gays lesbians, that way they can take over the acronym BLT, because, really, who the fuck orders that excuse for a sandwich anymore?

17678
Robin Hood was not Taylor to girls

This nigga fought hard



Ah, Disney's Robbin Hood. The gateway to furdom for many a poor kid.

17679
The Flood / Re: Dinsey needs to make more movies geared towards boys
« on: August 24, 2015, 07:34:32 PM »
So....

Marvel is now "female oriented" now.
Well duh. I mean, RDJ, Thor, le stronk feminist Scarlet Johnson...

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Serious / Re: I just. . . I just can't do it anymore
« on: August 24, 2015, 07:33:07 PM »
Spoiler
I just thought Queer was another word for gay, so you lost me at intersex there.
Not specifically, no.
The whole acronym is a clusterfuck of redundancy and snowflake shit though, so really feel free to disregard anything past the core, and even leave out the L if you so desire. Gay women are gay. Gay men are gay. Why are we differentiating and separating and segregating like a bunch of misogynists?

My apologies, I ate a feminist for lunch.

17681
The Flood / Re: At a low
« on: August 24, 2015, 07:30:29 PM »
I live in a low. You get used to it. It's kinda nice after a while.

17682
The Flood / Re: Dorm room with 3 user
« on: August 24, 2015, 07:25:24 PM »
Das, Thunder, TBlacks
Righteous, brohemian.

17683
Septagon / Re: is this website ever going to get https
« on: August 24, 2015, 06:42:22 PM »
Fuck I'll do it tomorrow. Let me set up a paypal.
>2012+3
>not already having a paypal account and a 1500 dollar line of credit through it

17684
The Flood / Re: I challenge everybody who's sneak dissing
« on: August 24, 2015, 05:48:46 PM »
1v1
Civ v
Marathon
Washington only

17685
The Flood / Re: Dorm room with 3 user
« on: August 24, 2015, 05:20:59 PM »
I hope a few of you like getting up early.


Spoiler
I wouldn't actually be that bad, that said, I don't know many of you.
Oooooooooooooooooooooooh.

I've actually been known to sleep through sexual contact... after drinking.

17686
The Flood / Re: Glad to see the place didnt die without me...
« on: August 24, 2015, 05:01:08 PM »
But it did.

17687
The Flood / Re: Exception to rule 34?
« on: August 24, 2015, 04:45:37 PM »
Mindy Crenshaw from Drake and Josh
Ewan McGregor Obi-Wan

the only known exceptions to the rule
uhhhhhhh

17688
The Flood / Re: Dorm room with 3 user
« on: August 24, 2015, 04:41:08 PM »
Yu
Vez
Psy

I want to watch what happens when Psy sees red.
That is very undaijoubu.

And I haven't blacked out in almost 6 years now <_<
I blacked out on your mother 6 hours ago.
Good lord, I'm so sorry Das.
You should be. She smelled like cheeky nandos and lads.
You must have had the wrong one then, because a walking corpse I don't imagine would have a fragrance reminiscent of fast food dining.
No, I think it was 'cause the lads just dropped theirs on her.
I don't quite get that and I don't think I want to.
the cheeky lads dropped their cheeky nandos on yer cheeky mum m8
I see.

Well then I feel sorry for the lads because proximity to the banshee tends to end badly for all involved.
Don't feel sorry. They ain't alive to feel pain no more.

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The Flood / Re: Dorm room with 3 user
« on: August 24, 2015, 04:33:47 PM »
Yu
Vez
Psy

I want to watch what happens when Psy sees red.
That is very undaijoubu.

And I haven't blacked out in almost 6 years now <_<
I blacked out on your mother 6 hours ago.
Good lord, I'm so sorry Das.
You should be. She smelled like cheeky nandos and lads.
You must have had the wrong one then, because a walking corpse I don't imagine would have a fragrance reminiscent of fast food dining.
No, I think it was 'cause the lads just dropped theirs on her.
I don't quite get that and I don't think I want to.
the cheeky lads dropped their cheeky nandos on yer cheeky mum m8

17690
The Flood / Re: Dorm room with 3 user
« on: August 24, 2015, 04:28:31 PM »
Yu
Vez
Psy

I want to watch what happens when Psy sees red.
That is very undaijoubu.

And I haven't blacked out in almost 6 years now <_<
I blacked out on your mother 6 hours ago.
Good lord, I'm so sorry Das.
You should be. She smelled like cheeky nandos and lads.
You must have had the wrong one then, because a walking corpse I don't imagine would have a fragrance reminiscent of fast food dining.
No, I think it was 'cause the lads just dropped theirs on her.

17692
The Flood / Re: Dorm room with 3 user
« on: August 24, 2015, 04:23:44 PM »
Yu
Vez
Psy

I want to watch what happens when Psy sees red.
That is very undaijoubu.

And I haven't blacked out in almost 6 years now <_<
I blacked out on your mother 6 hours ago.
Good lord, I'm so sorry Das.
You should be. She smelled like cheeky nandos and lads.

17693
The Flood / Re: Dorm room with 3 user
« on: August 24, 2015, 04:20:50 PM »
Yu
Vez
Psy

I want to watch what happens when Psy sees red.
That is very undaijoubu.

And I haven't blacked out in almost 6 years now <_<
I blacked out on your mother 6 hours ago.

17694
The Flood / Re: Like this
« on: August 24, 2015, 04:18:44 PM »
YEE YEE
*shotgun blast*

17695
The Flood / Re: I need help.
« on: August 24, 2015, 04:15:35 PM »
This is News?

17696
Gaming / Re: game character stronger than Madara Uchiha?
« on: August 24, 2015, 04:14:19 PM »


Worked once before.
That's what created this whole mess tho.

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The Flood / Re: The Hindenburg Disaster
« on: August 24, 2015, 03:52:42 PM »
What about it?
It was a tragic event where many people lost their lives but why bring it up?

Because everyone here makes fun of 9/11 and yet I don't see any of you making fun of the Hindenburg Disaster.

I mean what fucking gives? Are you all secretly Nazis? Is that it?
you're getting upset that one disaster is less prominent than the other and has less jokes about it?


why?
autism

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The Flood / Re: It's National Knife Day
« on: August 24, 2015, 03:49:11 PM »
i'll celebrate by taping my benchmade onto a mortar
remember to take pictures.
instructions unclear

D2 steel shrapnel stuck in camera lens
Apply hot sauce to camera
YouTube

oh no

he needs to make more flipping videos that fat fuck
He's too busy making videos about giant zucchini.
YouTube

>tfw subscribed to cutlerylover for years

And I don't even support gun rights.
You are a good Frenchman, Flee. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

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