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The Flood / Re: So Flood, Let's Chat
« on: August 28, 2015, 10:32:55 AM »
#teamwindowsphone

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The Flood / Re: Do you wish you got P.M's more often?
« on: August 28, 2015, 10:28:50 AM »
Yes. More members need to send me nudes.

17523
The Flood / Re: replace all vowels with 'e'
« on: August 28, 2015, 10:28:03 AM »
Keee hes e penes.

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The Flood / Re: I can't bear this gif
« on: August 28, 2015, 10:15:23 AM »
I can't stand for these puns, OP.

17525
I'm never wrong.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone know a good way to prank text someone?
« on: August 27, 2015, 10:05:45 PM »
Your cat facts for today.
Did you know that cats are able to drink seawater in order to survive?
Cats have sweat glands in their paws and use them to mark their territory.

Would you like to upgrade to llama facts for a one off payment of just $19.99?


Oh no I mean do you know a way I could text with a fake #
I think there's actually an app for that.

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The Flood / Re: What makes a weeb... a weeb?
« on: August 27, 2015, 10:04:09 PM »
The size of his daki.

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The Flood / Re: How much do you like or hate Deci?
« on: August 27, 2015, 10:01:34 PM »
or playing Halo 3
YouTube
YouTube
YouTube


rip deci's pride

YouTube

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Gaming / Re: Metal Gear Dunkey
« on: August 27, 2015, 09:56:44 PM »
too bad this guy isn't even funny.
but he is tho

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Gaming / Re: Why does Street Fighter resort to this?
« on: August 27, 2015, 09:55:27 PM »
at first there's something to look at (talk about on a forum) but upon further inspection there's nothing of substance underneath.
yeah but DoA actually has some of the best gameplay on the fighter market.
But no one will ever know since they spend more time with their hands on their dicks rather than the controller.
I wish.

Maybe then I could have gotten above D ranking when I used to pass time in Ft. Useless by playing Dimensions on my 3ds.

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Gaming / Re: Why does Street Fighter resort to this?
« on: August 27, 2015, 09:36:50 PM »
at first there's something to look at (talk about on a forum) but upon further inspection there's nothing of substance underneath.
yeah but DoA actually has some of the best gameplay on the fighter market.

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Serious / Re: How would you help gun control in the U.S.
« on: August 27, 2015, 08:35:26 PM »
Three thousand children die annually in pool related accidents at home

I really think pool control is the more important issue on our plate right now.

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Gaming / Re: Why does Street Fighter resort to this?
« on: August 27, 2015, 08:21:22 PM »
Where, I missed it.
Someone brought up Zangief, and I was like, "Uh, yeah, he's probably over-sexualized, too. What's your point?"

I was mostly being facetious, because the fact is, it's a lot harder and less common for men to be sexualized in a video game. It just is. Therefore, it's inherently less of an issue.

But there are still games with male fanservice, though. I don't deny that. Take Metal Gear, Devil May Cry, and even Super Smash Bros.--Shulk has a color in which he is shirtless, and that really just seems like needless pandering.

Male sexualization is a problem, too. Just not as much.
MGS gave me body issues as a child.

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Serious / Re: How would you help gun control in the U.S.
« on: August 27, 2015, 08:11:30 PM »
Oh, and 50 state carry permit reciprocity.
And federal repealing of hollow point ammunition bans.

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Gaming / Re: Why does Street Fighter resort to this?
« on: August 27, 2015, 08:08:09 PM »
You know, I'm kinda tired of really buff, fit dudes with either perfect faces or amazing beards being the norm of the game industry. It offends my own dadbod self.

Where's my ring of virgin white nights crying about mysandry in the game world?
i already did on an earlier page, you DOUBLE FAGGOT
Where, I missed it.

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Gaming / Re: Why does Street Fighter resort to this?
« on: August 27, 2015, 08:05:33 PM »
You know, I'm kinda tired of really buff, fit dudes with either perfect faces or amazing beards being the norm of the game industry. It offends my own dadbod self.

Where's my ring of virgin white nights crying about misandry in the game world?

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Serious / Re: I wish I existed a hundred years ago.
« on: August 27, 2015, 08:01:59 PM »
Does anyone wanna join me in my Dynasty Warriors days?
Only if I get a bitchin polearm that has some cool ass name from over a thousand  years ago while somehow being as good as the contemporary weaponry.

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Serious / Re: How would you help gun control in the U.S.
« on: August 27, 2015, 07:56:34 PM »
ban them

BAN THEM ALL
Don't even joke about that ironically.

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The Flood / Re: The LGBTQIA+ is now a thing
« on: August 27, 2015, 07:55:30 PM »



There are no bisexual women

That's really retarded.
You're neither of those things tho.

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Serious / Re: How would you help gun control in the U.S.
« on: August 27, 2015, 07:54:05 PM »
>criminal background checks required on a federal level to purchase a firearm
>Repeal the 1934 national firearms act
>crack down harder on straw purchasers

That's all I got.

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The Flood / Re: The LGBTQIA+ is now a thing
« on: August 27, 2015, 07:38:53 PM »
>mental illness being treated as an orientation

So I guess the orentation they give people to work at Mcdonalds counts as a mental illness then?
Oh shit
oh my god
OH MY FUCKING GOD
*hitmarkers*
BRRRRRBRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SMOKE WEED ERYDAY

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The Flood / Re: The LGBTQIA+ is now a thing
« on: August 27, 2015, 07:28:41 PM »
Yeah well if you have a problem with people "cramming gay issues down your throat" you are part of the problem. exit humanity.
If you're not living in a conservative christian area then gay issues are as much as a non-issue as feminism in the first wold is.

But what is the first wold?
Oh you know...


Ah. I see.

The first wold is the first country to sink into the ocean because of the collective weight of its morbidly obese population.

Gotcha.
You mean because of it's problem with a sudden influx of ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS taking up our weight capacity?

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The Flood / Re: tfw you barely play video games anymore
« on: August 27, 2015, 07:26:04 PM »
is this what growing up feels like?

Welcome to adult life.

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The Flood / Re: The LGBTQIA+ is now a thing
« on: August 27, 2015, 07:23:48 PM »
Yeah well if you have a problem with people "cramming gay issues down your throat" you are part of the problem. exit humanity.
If you're not living in a conservative christian area then gay issues are as much as a non-issue as feminism in the first wold is.

But what is the first wold?
Oh you know...

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The Flood / Re: The LGBTQIA+ is now a thing
« on: August 27, 2015, 07:17:44 PM »
Yeah well if you have a problem with people "cramming gay issues down your throat" you are part of the problem. exit humanity.
If you're not living in a conservative christian area then gay issues are as much as a non-issue as feminism in the first wold is.

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The Flood / Re: ௵
« on: August 27, 2015, 07:11:02 PM »
aparantly it's a failed meme

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/%E0%AF%B5

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The Flood / Re: The LGBTQIA+ is now a thing
« on: August 27, 2015, 06:50:36 PM »
So why did they lump them together? Is it's they can support all "abnormal" sexual preferences? If so what about the otherkin? How long until they add an "oh" to that acronym?
Otherkin isn't a sexual preference, it's a disease.

Imma just skip whole deal here and cut to the chase.

Right as I don my fedora and black trench coat.

Humanity is a disease. Problem solved.
It's only a disease if you don't kill yourself.

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The Flood / Re: The LGBTQIA+ is now a thing
« on: August 27, 2015, 06:50:09 PM »

So why did they lump them together? Is it's they can support all "abnormal" sexual preferences? If so what about the otherkin? How long until they add an "oh" to that acronym?
Otherkin isn't a sexual preference, it's a disease.


I would like to agree since there are some apparent mental issues with otherkin identity; however I can't help but think how that sounds exactly like what some would say about the LBTQIA+...

Spoiler
otherkin rub me the wrong way, but as long as they're not interfering with my life I don't care if they identify as a sexual toaster. 
Because the gay community is rife with people in possession of personality disorders who make it a joke for everyone else.
The trans community has it even worse.

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The Flood / Re: ௵
« on: August 27, 2015, 06:42:45 PM »
It's a monkey

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The Flood / Re: The LGBTQIA+ is now a thing
« on: August 27, 2015, 06:42:11 PM »
So why did they lump them together? Is it's they can support all "abnormal" sexual preferences? If so what about the otherkin? How long until they add an "oh" to that acronym?
Otherkin isn't a sexual preference, it's a disease.

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