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17371
« on: August 30, 2015, 03:49:41 PM »
I don't get it
You can't answer the riddle because there is no answer, so the only correct answers are either 'no, I can't' or 'God' because god can do anything.
The final line of the riddle asks if you can guess at the answer. Anyone can make a guess, so yes is also the answer.
17372
« on: August 30, 2015, 03:48:24 PM »
one does not simply go to TVTropes and not get spoiled
ever
17373
« on: August 30, 2015, 03:47:30 PM »
I wasn't directing this to anyone. One of my friends on skype actuallyhu sent that to me LOL. He calls me a faggot and tells me to shut up but it's okay because he's my friend.
Shut up, faggot.
Look who's calling the kettle nigger
Um, excuse me basic bitch?
Says the queer with short hair
At least my entire personality isn't based around being a pre-teen girl.
But do I live in my grandmother's attic?
But do you have a father in your life?
Like I need one. I have young, loving mom who gave me her atteactivegenes. What do you have? A hat, scruff, and some knives? Lol
You left out "slut" on your first list of adjectives.
Yup totes. And still getting more action than you.
That's fine by me. Keeps my arms nice and toned.
Wow, that's really pathetic
Not nearly as pathetic as a liberal arts degree.
17374
« on: August 30, 2015, 03:45:16 PM »
Give me a hint
no
Winner!
Second Place to Verb for an elaborative answer, Third to Das for choosing the other correct option.
Pressure is a meh kind of answer, because you can't exactly look at it.
I've never seen someone pressure cook some pancakes either.
17375
« on: August 30, 2015, 03:43:01 PM »
I wasn't directing this to anyone. One of my friends on skype actuallyhu sent that to me LOL. He calls me a faggot and tells me to shut up but it's okay because he's my friend.
Shut up, faggot.
Look who's calling the kettle nigger
Um, excuse me basic bitch?
Says the queer with short hair
At least my entire personality isn't based around being a pre-teen girl.
But do I live in my grandmother's attic?
But do you have a father in your life?
Like I need one. I have young, loving mom who gave me her atteactivegenes. What do you have? A hat, scruff, and some knives? Lol
You left out "slut" on your first list of adjectives.
Yup totes. And still getting more action than you.
That's fine by me. Keeps my arms nice and toned.
17376
« on: August 30, 2015, 03:40:02 PM »
I wasn't directing this to anyone. One of my friends on skype actuallyhu sent that to me LOL. He calls me a faggot and tells me to shut up but it's okay because he's my friend.
Shut up, faggot.
Look who's calling the kettle nigger
Um, excuse me basic bitch?
Says the queer with short hair
At least my entire personality isn't based around being a pre-teen girl.
But do I live in my grandmother's attic?
But do you have a father in your life?
Like I need one. I have young, loving mom who gave me her atteactivegenes. What do you have? A hat, scruff, and some knives? Lol
You left out "slut" on your first list of adjectives.
17377
« on: August 30, 2015, 03:35:02 PM »
I wasn't directing this to anyone. One of my friends on skype actuallyhu sent that to me LOL. He calls me a faggot and tells me to shut up but it's okay because he's my friend.
Shut up, faggot.
Look who's calling the kettle nigger
Um, excuse me basic bitch?
Says the queer with short hair
At least my entire personality isn't based around being a pre-teen girl.
But do I live in my grandmother's attic?
But do you have a father in your life?
17378
« on: August 30, 2015, 03:34:22 PM »
whoa
lumber humor
17379
« on: August 30, 2015, 03:31:08 PM »
I wasn't directing this to anyone. One of my friends on skype actuallyhu sent that to me LOL. He calls me a faggot and tells me to shut up but it's okay because he's my friend.
Shut up, faggot.
Look who's calling the kettle nigger
Um, excuse me basic bitch?
Says the queer with short hair
At least my entire personality isn't based around being a pre-teen girl.
17380
« on: August 30, 2015, 03:29:25 PM »
I wasn't directing this to anyone. One of my friends on skype actuallyhu sent that to me LOL. He calls me a faggot and tells me to shut up but it's okay because he's my friend.
Shut up, faggot.
Look who's calling the kettle nigger
Um, excuse me basic bitch?
17381
« on: August 30, 2015, 03:27:24 PM »
I wasn't directing this to anyone. One of my friends on skype actually sent that to me LOL. He calls me a faggot and tells me to shut up but it's okay because he's my friend.
Shut up, faggot.
17382
« on: August 30, 2015, 03:26:42 PM »
oh
17383
« on: August 30, 2015, 03:25:00 PM »
Then why did SecondClass just edit his out in the title of the thread?
Because he thinks it's a big deal. But, I mean, it isn't.
Okay then. If it's not a big deal, post your IP address.
Oh, I want in on the fun too! 193.111.136.162
17384
« on: August 30, 2015, 03:19:56 PM »
will a "the office" marathon work instead
Only if it's US office.
17385
« on: August 30, 2015, 03:16:37 PM »
Guy, go light some incense, sit down in a dark room, listen to some old guy wearing a silicon zombie mask whisper in your ear on Youtube, and chill.
17386
« on: August 30, 2015, 03:14:07 PM »
But it's still fun
17387
« on: August 30, 2015, 03:13:05 PM »
I want to own a bunch of franchised restaurants and not have to work at them ever.
17388
« on: August 30, 2015, 03:11:27 PM »
Butt it's fun!
17389
« on: August 30, 2015, 03:10:32 PM »
But what if I happen to be onioning?
17390
« on: August 30, 2015, 02:25:25 PM »
]You don't have a wife or any daughters so you're good.
How do you know?
Regardless he was still an asshole to those around him.
Aren't you in high school?
17391
« on: August 30, 2015, 02:18:18 PM »
Oh shut up and crack open a beer.
My dad was a raging acoholic who beat my mother and sisters.
So.
You don't have a wife or any daughters so you're good.
17392
« on: August 30, 2015, 02:03:11 PM »
Brb selling to russians
17393
« on: August 30, 2015, 01:56:51 PM »
Can I just say that the new tags are obnoxious and ugly?
Your mother is obnoxious and ugly
Agreed
17394
« on: August 30, 2015, 01:55:12 PM »
Can I just say that the new tags are obnoxious and ugly?
17395
« on: August 30, 2015, 01:54:27 PM »
Go have a party.
Be a normie.
Shit son
Being a normie is for chumps
besides i don't like any of the people here, as per usual
i invited them as a courtesy
Oh shut up and crack open a beer.
17396
« on: August 30, 2015, 01:50:48 PM »
Go have a party.
Be a normie.
Shit son
17397
« on: August 30, 2015, 01:48:52 PM »
That's because New Vegas is a bad game.
17398
« on: August 30, 2015, 01:28:53 PM »
Did I miss something again?
Deci posted his IP address and I sold it to the Russians.
17399
« on: August 30, 2015, 01:28:10 PM »
Deci, I doubt anyone is going to take the time and effort to DDOS you.
What do you mean? I'm totally setting one up right now
Go ahead. That will give me a reason to get that shit changed even quicker.
Or will it? Illumiatty music enter
17400
« on: August 30, 2015, 01:24:09 PM »
Deci, I doubt anyone is going to take the time and effort to DDOS you.
What do you mean? I'm totally setting one up right now
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