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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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The Flood / Re: Holy shit
« on: August 31, 2015, 06:49:31 AM »
Rocket, you're an alcoholic.

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The Flood / Re: Have any of you been to Japan?
« on: August 31, 2015, 06:31:03 AM »
Nope, I'd like to go but I don't do well in heat and relatives that have gone told me that's killer over there.
>go in winter
>layers
>American looking fly as fuck
>get all the bitches
>meet their families
>smile and wink at their traditionalist, racist fathers as you take them to a love hotel

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The Flood / Re: You won't be able to sleep after watching this
« on: August 31, 2015, 06:27:51 AM »
Nah, I still want a mid-morning nap.

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The Flood / Re: Fast-Evolving Foxes Prepare To Wipe Out Humanity
« on: August 31, 2015, 05:54:44 AM »
This is too b list for even a si-fi Chanel movie.
sci-fi*

:^3
no
The network is pronounced "see-fee" now.

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The Flood / Re: Fast-Evolving Foxes Prepare To Wipe Out Humanity
« on: August 31, 2015, 05:42:08 AM »
This is too b list for even a si-fi Chanel movie.

17347
Gaming / Re: I'm convinced Solid Snake is gay
« on: August 31, 2015, 05:41:14 AM »
Someone who doesn't like old hags.

17348
The Flood / Re: First Presidential Candidate of 2020 Announced
« on: August 31, 2015, 05:38:24 AM »
Didn't he just serve two terms?

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My cousin lives in Ron Paul's gated utopia in TX
Then he is one of the lucky Chosen.

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It will be the great day of reckoning, the start of the next major economic crisis. It's going to be much worse than the 2008 recession.

The DOW has been dropping, and only recently picking back up since we got out of the bull trap and are in the return to "normal" stage. Soon it will drop again. 9/13 is the end of the seventh Shemitah in the cycle, every seventh being a "Super Shemitah".

Now, you're asking yourself, "DAS, how do you know this?" Well, I've been visiting /pol/ a whole lot for the past few weeks, and I've learned some things that the government doesn't want you to know. This cycle started in 1973, the one before it ending seven years before, obviously. Every seven years, on the day of the Shemitah, a major economic crash happens.

My friends, we could be looking at the downfall of the entire global market. I only hope that you all manage to survive the imminent chaos and anarchy in the wake of defaulting governments and collapsed world banks. Stay strong, my friends, and just remember that Ron Paul could have prevented this.

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Serious / Re: Judges Plead Guilty in Scheme to Jail Youths for Profit
« on: August 30, 2015, 07:02:00 PM »
I think we also need privately run courts.

Government isn't necessary, we should privatize everything because the private sector is better at everything. The public sector only holds us back.
Government contracts make the "private" prison industry the shitfest that it is.

Exactly.

This is why we need to completely do away with government. A fully privitized society would be free of corruption due to the free market.
Can we ban liberals from Serious, please?

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Serious / Re: Judges Plead Guilty in Scheme to Jail Youths for Profit
« on: August 30, 2015, 06:54:50 PM »
I think we also need privately run courts.

Government isn't necessary, we should privatize everything because the private sector is better at everything. The public sector only holds us back.
Government contracts make the "private" prison industry the shitfest that it is.
So you're saying because the government allows private prisons and hires for them, it's shit?
The contracts establish the quotas and occupancy rates. If the states would dig in against the lobbyists and fight their shit, the industry could be less of a grand evil.

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Septagon / Re: Regarding Spoilers
« on: August 30, 2015, 06:05:43 PM »
Just to point out something I noticed with what Verb is saying.
Is Icy not a "Content Monitor"?
When did that very specific role turn into "Staff spokesperson"?
I think that's what content monitor means... somehow.

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Septagon / Re: Regarding Spoilers
« on: August 30, 2015, 05:50:17 PM »
Can you Africans stop notifying me?
oh

Alright I shall, I ought to go and look at the rules anyway. See if there is a boot that fits.
I'll tell you where I'll fit, boy.

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The Flood / Re: is bunny raven a meme
« on: August 30, 2015, 05:49:20 PM »
If millhouse can meme, I can meme!

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Septagon / Re: Regarding Spoilers
« on: August 30, 2015, 05:47:08 PM »
Can you Africans stop notifying me?

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Septagon / Re: Regarding Spoilers
« on: August 30, 2015, 05:36:30 PM »
Tblocks you're not going to become a mod.

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The Flood / Re: Since we are on the subject of posting IP's....
« on: August 30, 2015, 05:34:37 PM »
Deci

stop trying to force a meme

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Here's my address

3214-3216 Ogden Ave
Superior, WI  54880
United States


and here's my IP: 71.13.43.245

IM NOT A BITCH

How do we know if that's even your real address?
Walk over there and find out.

Then hurt him in real life.

I'd have to take the train there, smuggle a gun for my own protection, because there is no way "hurting" him is going to do any good.

No, he tries to attack me I'll have to kill him.
dis is fucking hilarious

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Septagon / Re: Regarding Spoilers
« on: August 30, 2015, 05:13:55 PM »
Quite honestly, in the case of someone purposely being a shithead like that, punishment under section 5 wouldn't be such a far reach...

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Septagon / Re: Regarding Spoilers
« on: August 30, 2015, 05:00:21 PM »
Daily reminder that you people didn't vote for Strict moderation when you had the chance.
if you report the post with 'Spoiler - Reason why (if it's not obvious)' then there are enough mods around to see it within a reasonable timeframe.
If by reasonable you mean 10 minutes - 3 hours then sure. It's totally reasonable.
Forum this size? Totally reasonable.

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The Flood / Re: why did deci sperg out over his ip
« on: August 30, 2015, 04:51:51 PM »
Because I sold it to the Russians.

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The Flood / Re: I want a new avatar
« on: August 30, 2015, 04:35:40 PM »
use this

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Serious / Re: Judges Plead Guilty in Scheme to Jail Youths for Profit
« on: August 30, 2015, 04:05:57 PM »
I think we also need privately run courts.

Government isn't necessary, we should privatize everything because the private sector is better at everything. The public sector only holds us back.
Government contracts make the "private" prison industry the shitfest that it is.

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The Flood / Re: I am so fucking sick of trying to use dating websites
« on: August 30, 2015, 04:04:38 PM »
Grindr, bro.

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The Flood / Re: Communist faggot
« on: August 30, 2015, 04:03:32 PM »
I wasn't directing this to anyone. One of my friends on skype actuallyhu sent that to me LOL. He calls me a faggot and tells me to shut up but it's okay because he's my friend.
Shut up, faggot.
Look who's calling the kettle nigger
Um, excuse me basic bitch?
Says the queer with short hair
At least my entire personality isn't based around being a pre-teen girl.
But do I live in my grandmother's attic?
But do you have a father in your life?
Like I need one.  I have young, loving mom who gave me her atteactivegenes. What do you have? A hat, scruff, and some knives? Lol
You left out "slut" on your first list of adjectives.
Yup totes. And still getting more action than you.
That's fine by me. Keeps my arms nice and toned.
Wow, that's really pathetic
Not nearly as pathetic as a liberal arts degree.
And yet I'm still doing something with my life.
BBC isn't something to be proud of doing.
I shut up, you know how we both feel about black people.

Or has Reading turned you into a sympathizer?
i sympathize with DEEZ NUTS
You, Casper and Mordo are so obsessed with black folks. I think yall are gay and obsessed with black dick.
Well, mordo IS a closet homosexual... and I fantasize about lynch mobs...
Casper just may sleep with a black dude for the degradation that comes with it. I dunno.

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The Flood / Re: Communist faggot
« on: August 30, 2015, 03:56:39 PM »
I wasn't directing this to anyone. One of my friends on skype actuallyhu sent that to me LOL. He calls me a faggot and tells me to shut up but it's okay because he's my friend.
Shut up, faggot.
Look who's calling the kettle nigger
Um, excuse me basic bitch?
Says the queer with short hair
At least my entire personality isn't based around being a pre-teen girl.
But do I live in my grandmother's attic?
But do you have a father in your life?
Like I need one.  I have young, loving mom who gave me her atteactivegenes. What do you have? A hat, scruff, and some knives? Lol
You left out "slut" on your first list of adjectives.
Yup totes. And still getting more action than you.
That's fine by me. Keeps my arms nice and toned.
Wow, that's really pathetic
Not nearly as pathetic as a liberal arts degree.
And yet I'm still doing something with my life.
BBC isn't something to be proud of doing.
I shut up, you know how we both feel about black people.

Or has Reading turned you into a sympathizer?
i sympathize with DEEZ NUTS

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The Flood / Re: Can you figure out this riddle?
« on: August 30, 2015, 03:55:13 PM »
I don't get it
You can't answer the riddle because there is no answer, so the only correct answers are either 'no, I can't' or 'God' because god can do anything.
The final line of the riddle asks if you can guess at the answer. Anyone can make a guess, so yes is also the answer.
no
yes

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The Flood / Re: Communist faggot
« on: August 30, 2015, 03:50:49 PM »
I wasn't directing this to anyone. One of my friends on skype actuallyhu sent that to me LOL. He calls me a faggot and tells me to shut up but it's okay because he's my friend.
Shut up, faggot.
Look who's calling the kettle nigger
Um, excuse me basic bitch?
Says the queer with short hair
At least my entire personality isn't based around being a pre-teen girl.
But do I live in my grandmother's attic?
But do you have a father in your life?
Like I need one.  I have young, loving mom who gave me her atteactivegenes. What do you have? A hat, scruff, and some knives? Lol
You left out "slut" on your first list of adjectives.
Yup totes. And still getting more action than you.
That's fine by me. Keeps my arms nice and toned.
Wow, that's really pathetic
Not nearly as pathetic as a liberal arts degree.
And yet I'm still doing something with my life.
BBC isn't something to be proud of doing.

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