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No there aren't.

Solipsism4lyfe

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The Flood / Re: Caster Appreciation Thread
« on: August 31, 2015, 06:51:11 PM »
I want female caster to pin me down to a bed and have her way with me
Stop. You're giving LC fantasy material.
Spoiler
Spoiler
LC's dream was almost the same
Wow
Spoiler
Wait was it with Luci or caster

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The Flood / Re: why do bike lanes exist?
« on: August 31, 2015, 06:13:27 PM »
The term "bike lane" is so confusing and nondescript...

The county sheriff still won't forgive me personally. I think it's because my bike was Japanese tho, and cops are racist pigs by default.

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The Flood / Re: where we're going, we don't need roads
« on: August 31, 2015, 05:49:25 PM »
It looks so silly when it drives, like, a retarded Flounder or something.

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Gaming / Re: Tropes vs. Women in Video Games: Women as Reward
« on: August 31, 2015, 05:47:04 PM »
mordo stop that. This isn't Serious and that isn't Challenger.

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The Flood / Re: Trump Tower Broken
« on: August 31, 2015, 05:41:54 PM »
Oh my God, I get it now.

Trump doesn't really want to be president. He just wants to live in a permanent no-fly zone!

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The Flood / Re: Trump Tower Broken
« on: August 31, 2015, 05:34:00 PM »
His wealth and constant bitching made an airport redirect outgoing flights away from his home.

Nobody talks about that.
Rich people have been forcing municipalities to issue time restrictions on flights since... well... since rich people living near airports was a thing.
He was the one wanting to live there though.
That's what I always say too.

>people movie in to nice development
>complain about airplane noise
>throw money at township
>+500 plus dollar fine/fee now enacted for takeoffs/landings during certain hours

It's... not surprising.

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The Flood / Re: Trump Tower Broken
« on: August 31, 2015, 05:30:43 PM »
His wealth and constant bitching made an airport redirect outgoing flights away from his home.

Nobody talks about that.
Rich people have been forcing municipalities to issue time restrictions on flights since... well... since rich people living near airports was a thing.

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Gaming / Re: Why can't other 3DS games get on Waifu Emblem's level?
« on: August 31, 2015, 05:06:02 PM »
Nipples, in a freaking Nintendo game?!?!
watch with this playing

trust me, it's hilarious

YouTube

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Septagon / Re: Non rule-breaking thread about "kill yourself"
« on: August 31, 2015, 04:46:39 PM »
If people got warned and banned for bending the rules, most of the forum would be perma'd.
Pfft, they still couldn't touch me.

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The Flood / Re: tfw hyenas are closer genetically to cats than dogs
« on: August 31, 2015, 04:39:42 PM »
Hyenas are proof that God can fuck up.

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The Flood / Re: tfw hyenas are closer genetically to cats than dogs
« on: August 31, 2015, 04:34:09 PM »
Hyenas or hyaenas (from Greek ὕαινα hýaina[1]) are the animals of the family Hyaenidae /haɪˈɛnɨdiː/ of the feliform suborder of the Carnivora.

Seems right to me.

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Septagon / Re: get fucked
« on: August 31, 2015, 04:29:12 PM »
Please read the rules before you post!

Obviously you never have.
OP gettin byrned.

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The Flood / Re: Caster Appreciation Thread
« on: August 31, 2015, 04:28:16 PM »
was that enough?
Yes
No.


Sorry I took so long. Gilles got involved so there was a round 2... and three... and four... and so on through 12, because 13 is when things get hairy.
stop
No you stop

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Septagon / Re: get fucked
« on: August 31, 2015, 04:27:20 PM »
This is an intelligent thing to do.



Again.

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The Flood / Re: I'll have a mountain dew coke
« on: August 31, 2015, 04:23:23 PM »
All my life I was told that saying "pop" is just a thing my state does and they said "soda" across the rest of America.
I always figured it was a weird westerner thing, and then pop was a weird southerner thing.

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The Flood / Re: Caster Appreciation Thread
« on: August 31, 2015, 04:21:50 PM »
was that enough?
Yes
No.


Sorry I took so long. Gilles got involved so there was a round 2... and three... and four... and so on through 12, because 13 is when things get hairy.

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The Flood / Re: Do you wear shoes inside your house?
« on: August 31, 2015, 03:59:34 PM »
Yes, otherwise I get splinters from the wood or cold feet from the stone flooring.
Your floors seriously need redone if you're getting splinters on a regular basis.

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The Flood / Re: Caster Appreciation Thread
« on: August 31, 2015, 03:58:35 PM »
I want female caster to pin me down to a bed and have her way with me
Stop. You're giving LC fantasy material.
But imagine it.

You struggle with your angry face, with a slight blush, and she hovers over you, her smirk barely visible beneath her hood.

Then her hand moves to your thigh, suggestively tracing one delicate finger up it, than to your stomach... and so on~
Fine...

I'll be back in five.

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Serious / Re: Judges Plead Guilty in Scheme to Jail Youths for Profit
« on: August 31, 2015, 03:58:02 PM »
You guys know LC was being sarcastic, right?
im sorry i thought i was in the SERIOUS BOARD
Ha, good one.

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The Flood / Re: Caster Appreciation Thread
« on: August 31, 2015, 03:53:38 PM »
I want female caster to pin me down to a bed and have her way with me
Stop. You're giving LC fantasy material.

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The Flood / Re: Do you wear shoes inside your house?
« on: August 31, 2015, 03:43:16 PM »
>tracking foreign dirt all over your own floors

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The Flood / Re: Caster Appreciation Thread
« on: August 31, 2015, 03:36:32 PM »
Ieyasu best everything.

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The Flood / Re: What shoes are you wearing right now?
« on: August 31, 2015, 03:26:45 PM »
Who the fuck wears shoes at home?
normal people
oh

well

I guess next thing you're going to tell me that people don't usually spend all day naked when they're home either.

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The Flood / Re: What shoes are you wearing right now?
« on: August 31, 2015, 03:24:44 PM »
Who the fuck wears shoes at home?

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Serious / Re: Judges Plead Guilty in Scheme to Jail Youths for Profit
« on: August 31, 2015, 03:24:08 PM »
You guys know LC was being sarcastic, right?
Duh.

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Serious / Re: Virginia News Team Killed While On the Air
« on: August 31, 2015, 01:26:35 PM »
How did this thread go from senseless murders to Irish slaves.
Quite simply and smoothly, actually.

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The Flood / Re: How much of a manly man are u
« on: August 31, 2015, 01:20:07 PM »
10/10 I am man.

- AMERICA
- HOT SAUCE
-SHARP POINTY THINGS
-MUH ARMY TRAINING SIR
-VEE ATE TORKS
-MOTORCYCLE
-BEER
-WHISKEY
-MISSING TOOTH
-SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER
-WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON
-WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE
-MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

No you're a filthy chink!
banti

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Gaming / Re: Fallout 4 allows you to level each individual perk
« on: August 31, 2015, 01:19:19 PM »
Well it's more in depth than the other ones, I'll give them that.

I'm not ready to instantly jump on the "Bethesda is shit" train.
Neither am I. The criticism of certain aspects of F3 and Skyrim are warranted to an extent, but this incessant bashing to the point of obsession on this forum is honestly insufferable.

Yeah. Bethesda doesn't exactly write a great plot, but who plays an RPG for te main plot?
Me.

If the story's bad it may as well just be a free roam A/A game.

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The Flood / Re: How much of a manly man are u
« on: August 31, 2015, 01:13:17 PM »
10/10 I am man.

- AMERICA
- HOT SAUCE
-SHARP POINTY THINGS
-MUH ARMY TRAINING SIR
-VEE ATE TORKS
-MOTORCYCLE
-BEER
-WHISKEY
-MISSING TOOTH
-SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER
-WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON
-WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE
-MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON


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