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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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17221
« on: September 01, 2015, 05:33:55 PM »
"If it smells like fish, eat it."
17222
« on: September 01, 2015, 05:13:56 PM »
I would never shop there again.
17223
« on: September 01, 2015, 05:06:56 PM »
I purposefully piss on my legs to keep warm during the winter, I then apply massive amounts of cologne to mask my primal stench
And here I thought that I was the only one.
I don't use cologne though.
do you eat certain foods to make your urine smell pleasant?
urine does smell pleasant. #dat ammonia
17224
« on: September 01, 2015, 05:06:02 PM »
nick
you're being a furry
stop that
17225
« on: September 01, 2015, 05:01:04 PM »
Lets see... I'm gonna call it a toss up between
Maintenance test flight with a fresh pilot.
or
Near misses with minivans and idiot women drivers at easily fatal speed on a motorcycle
or
Trying to come out of my mother feet first and hanged by my own umbilical cord
17226
« on: September 01, 2015, 04:47:21 PM »
I was under the impression that Sandy just changed the colors of his bars to match the background of the site, no?
nah brah check this out 
17227
« on: September 01, 2015, 04:43:57 PM »
Fuck you, threads belong to the people!
17228
« on: September 01, 2015, 01:49:37 PM »
Daily reminder that the only good incest involves pedophilia.
17229
« on: September 01, 2015, 01:48:08 PM »
How can you "just be yourself"
when you don't know who you are?
17230
« on: September 01, 2015, 01:47:18 PM »
siscon is love
siscon is life
17231
« on: September 01, 2015, 01:26:36 PM »
Das loves girldick
See now this word I'm totally okay with and embrace lovingly.
17232
« on: September 01, 2015, 01:25:17 PM »
insurgency is pretty much always justified
towlheads are never justified.
17233
« on: September 01, 2015, 01:24:33 PM »
This word is worse than moist.
Moist boypussy.
Give me your mailing address. I'm sending you a go-pro so you can stream when you fucking kill yourself for that.
17234
« on: September 01, 2015, 01:23:15 PM »
That word really needs to die.
but it's something you like
No. Why don't you and Kiyo go jihad some building in Belfast?
17235
« on: September 01, 2015, 01:21:22 PM »
That word really needs to die.
17236
« on: September 01, 2015, 01:03:20 PM »
Ben Carson will cure all the homosexuals with his wizard neuroscience magic
How's Rand Paul doing for ya?
I stopped supporting Rand Paul the first time words came out of his mouth during the debate. He's not his father.
Holy shit guy, I told you that way before the primaries began.
17237
« on: September 01, 2015, 01:02:51 PM »
I read Paul and Walker as Paul Walker.
17238
« on: September 01, 2015, 01:01:43 PM »
Oh yeah, sandy did find a way to do it.
He's even invisible to to people running custom site colors.
17239
« on: September 01, 2015, 12:36:23 PM »
My god, everyone in there was lame. besides Joe, Kupo, Kitsune, and my nigga Comet.
Asexuality doesn't exist, Cheat, don't let my pulling you into reality make you think bad about a good band. Fucking nigger.
come to the holy land, bring friends
https://plug.dj/thedugplug
pearl jam is good here
Idk, I think Creed is also good there. That's like playing Russian Roulette.
i fuken hate creed sun
I like Creed.
You should fucking kill yourself
Creed is pure garbage
Scott Stapp is the douchebag that we should all strive to be tho.
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/scott-stapp-threatened-kill-president-obama-claims-singers-wife-911-call-20141212
Truly an american patriot.
17240
« on: September 01, 2015, 12:28:27 PM »
My god, everyone in there was lame. besides Joe, Kupo, Kitsune, and my nigga Comet.
Asexuality doesn't exist, Cheat, don't let my pulling you into reality make you think bad about a good band. Fucking nigger.
come to the holy land, bring friends
https://plug.dj/thedugplug
pearl jam is good here
Idk, I think Creed is also good there. That's like playing Russian Roulette.
i fuken hate creed sun
I like Creed.
You should fucking kill yourself
Creed is pure garbage
Scott Stapp is the douchebag that we should all strive to be tho.
17241
« on: September 01, 2015, 12:16:42 PM »
Don't drink and drive... finish your beer first.
17242
« on: September 01, 2015, 12:15:50 PM »
I keep all my 1TB of child porn on imgur
only 1TB?
17243
« on: September 01, 2015, 12:14:07 PM »
My god, everyone in there was lame. besides Joe, Kupo, Kitsune, and my nigga Comet.
Asexuality doesn't exist, Cheat, don't let my pulling you into reality make you think bad about a good band. Fucking nigger.
come to the holy land, bring friends
https://plug.dj/thedugplug
pearl jam is good here
Idk, I think Creed is also good there. That's like playing Russian Roulette.
i fuken hate creed sun
I like Creed.
17244
« on: September 01, 2015, 10:57:02 AM »
>Third year of the second consulship of consol Barrackus Obamus
>not wanting fancy color borders
What are you, a Gaul?
17245
« on: September 01, 2015, 10:52:01 AM »
Neighbors went out on their Harley last month. Maybe a mile away some chick drifts over and kills em head on 'cause she was texting.
Shit's not a joke.
Yeah but I haven't killed anyone
but slash Meat is murder
17246
« on: September 01, 2015, 10:50:33 AM »
I usually just lynch em...
17247
« on: September 01, 2015, 10:49:00 AM »
Poke-weed
oddly enough, it's nit very pokey.
17248
« on: September 01, 2015, 10:43:49 AM »
Neighbors went out on their Harley last month. Maybe a mile away some chick drifts over and kills em head on 'cause she was texting.
Shit's not a joke.
17249
« on: September 01, 2015, 10:13:29 AM »
Uhh................
Fuck.
17250
« on: September 01, 2015, 10:11:58 AM »
Nature uhh.. uhh.. finds a way.. to kill off fags.
you're still here tho
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