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17191
« on: September 02, 2015, 08:10:16 AM »
Drunken egg mcmuffins and breakfast burritos at midnight yay
17192
« on: September 02, 2015, 08:08:54 AM »
It all makes sense now
17193
« on: September 02, 2015, 06:20:34 AM »
Oh good, then we can work on setting up trunoodz.com
17194
« on: September 02, 2015, 06:12:12 AM »
I could have taken it a step further honestly. Though she was drunk, so it wouldn't be right and blah blah long story.
I was weird growing up.
You're still growing up.
too bad you aren't. #zing #shortjoke #hashtag #sorrynotsorry
17195
« on: September 02, 2015, 06:01:14 AM »
Is this a trick question?
you're a trick question
Spoiler I'm a trap question
And yes. I hate myself for saying this.
ayyyyyyyyyÿyyyy Spoiler but we love you for it.
17196
« on: September 02, 2015, 05:48:25 AM »
Is this a trick question?
you're a trick question
17197
« on: September 02, 2015, 05:43:24 AM »
To actually contribute to the thread though, I had my hand pinned between a box that I was packing and an anorexic looking co-worker's tits cause she decided to reach over me for something... and I'm just thinking like "this is not nice. You've slept with black guys."
17198
« on: September 01, 2015, 11:36:04 PM »
I have a really shitty Winchester knife that I found on the beach, its duller than a butter knife.
Does it look like this?
Oh shit lol have you ever sharpened it?
I think my father tried but it didn't work out very well. When we found it the tip was broken off.
the tip is still here dude
you just have to grind metal away to unveil it
We had to grind it to get it to look the way it does now, although neither my dad or I collect knives so it could probably be better.
It'll be smaller if you give it an edge again, but other than that it should be fine. I don't know what trick there is to sharpening serrations, though.
Tapered rods, patients, and a good masturbating arm or a wire wheel with some medium-fine compound thrown on it.
17199
« on: September 01, 2015, 10:53:48 PM »
now i know why women say there's no good men
WHY DONT YOU FUCKS KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN S30V, 154CM, D2, and 440C
I know the difference between 420c and 440c
you wanna heat treat some 420 brah?
17200
« on: September 01, 2015, 10:47:03 PM »
Really fond of VG-10
It's taken over 2000 years, but Japan can finally make a good steel.
17201
« on: September 01, 2015, 10:28:29 PM »
wonder if he actually rides a honda bike tbontbh
if he does I bet it's just a 600, cause he a bitch
17202
« on: September 01, 2015, 09:34:47 PM »
but rye-el
that's why it has a string
17203
« on: September 01, 2015, 09:09:54 PM »
>driving with friend
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gear stick
>we both laugh and I unzip his pants
>park the car while fondling his balls
>friend is laughing hard because he knows it's a joke
>start sucking his dick in empty parking lot
>almost choke on dick because I'm laughing so hard
>friend is also laughing his ass off
>he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB! BROJOB! CHOO CHOO!"
>he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid faggot
>kiss my friend and call him a faggot while laughing
Gotta love playing pranks on my friends.
17204
« on: September 01, 2015, 08:14:09 PM »
I was under the impression that Sandy just changed the colors of his bars to match the background of the site, no?
nah brah
check this out
lol I know how he did it.
what'd he do?
he set the hex values to none.
oh shit son
17205
« on: September 01, 2015, 08:12:56 PM »
That's actually a symptom of throat cancer. I'm sorry.
17206
« on: September 01, 2015, 08:11:41 PM »
I was under the impression that Sandy just changed the colors of his bars to match the background of the site, no?
nah brah
check this out
lol I know how he did it.
what'd he do?
17207
« on: September 01, 2015, 07:23:09 PM »
Alcohol.
17208
« on: September 01, 2015, 07:00:21 PM »
What was the last picture you took on your phone?
dat car
it doesn't work
oh
17209
« on: September 01, 2015, 07:00:00 PM »
"What's the worst thing about your gender?"
Limited options for masturbation.
You're clearly not trying hard enough.
17210
« on: September 01, 2015, 06:58:23 PM »
What was the last picture you took on your phone?
dat car
17211
« on: September 01, 2015, 06:36:15 PM »
"When you were younger, what did you want to be when you grew up?"
A professional hobo.
17212
« on: September 01, 2015, 06:11:13 PM »
Slash was okay.... until he fucking slashed me man.
The wounds will never heal.
Do you fall because fear?
17213
« on: September 01, 2015, 06:05:03 PM »
17214
« on: September 01, 2015, 05:52:56 PM »
only if they still have Squid Girl.
17215
« on: September 01, 2015, 05:48:41 PM »
but vein
pumpkin spice
oktober
BEER SPICE LATE
17216
« on: September 01, 2015, 05:47:23 PM »
He used to be funny.
Then he started browsing /s4s/
remember, friends don't let friends do memes.
nigga i haven't even looked at /s4s/ in a solid couple of months
The stuff stays in your system longer than that and patients are prone to relapses within a span of three months.
Tell me, Slash, do you lewd the belle?
that was like the worst meme ever
even worse than bunne raven
Congratulations, son. You're cured.
That will be three easy payments of $999.99
do you accept the mutilated corpses of jews as a form of payment?
only if they're not already cooked.
17217
« on: September 01, 2015, 05:45:40 PM »
He used to be funny.
Then he started browsing /s4s/
remember, friends don't let friends do memes.
nigga i haven't even looked at /s4s/ in a solid couple of months
The stuff stays in your system longer than that and patients are prone to relapses within a span of three months.
Tell me, Slash, do you lewd the belle?
that was like the worst meme ever
even worse than bunne raven
Congratulations, son. You're cured. That will be three easy payments of $999.99
17218
« on: September 01, 2015, 05:43:21 PM »
He used to be funny.
Then he started browsing /s4s/
remember, friends don't let friends do memes.
nigga i haven't even looked at /s4s/ in a solid couple of months
The stuff stays in your system longer than that and patients are prone to relapses within a span of three months. Tell me, Slash, do you lewd the belle?
17219
« on: September 01, 2015, 05:41:17 PM »
He used to be funny.
Then he started browsing /s4s/
remember, friends don't let friends do memes.
17220
« on: September 01, 2015, 05:39:10 PM »
"Kill the children, save the food, there is no future for a jigaboo." - GG Allin
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