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The Flood / Re: Fruit Loops, the greatest cereal? Just had 6 bowls
« on: September 03, 2015, 05:05:02 PM »
Jesus fuck you fat fucking nigger, no. Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries is objectively the best cereal ever.

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The Flood / Re: ember is christian
« on: September 03, 2015, 04:59:52 PM »

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Until you see the control panels.
vein pls

nothing can compete with Migs in that regard

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Vertol is meme

This?



What the fuck, man. It looks like a penis.
oh god the fucking banana ship

why must you do this to me?

Jesus christ, who the hell designed that? They're either fags or just flat out retarded.
Some fucking Pollock who was born in Philly.

Why does that not surprise me?

Here's a cockpit view of someone flying a harrier. Oh man, it looks like one of the most exhilarating experiences ever.

YouTube

I'd rather go supersonic than just be able to do vtol stuff.

17105
Wait so it takes off vertically like a helicopter but is as fast as a jet? "Jump Jet"
Thrust is vectored towards the ground to allow the aircraft to hover close to ground. Then you start going forward by transitioning the thrust rearward slowly until you have sufficient airspeed to fly like a normal aircraft.
You'll get about a 5000ft ceiling by just hovering, and maybe 5 minutes (really generous estimate) of hover time before you absolutely need to obtain flight speed and pull back on the throttle before you overtemp your engines.

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Vertol is meme

This?



What the fuck, man. It looks like a penis.
oh god the fucking banana ship

why must you do this to me?

Jesus christ, who the hell designed that? They're either fags or just flat out retarded.
Some fucking Pollock who was born in Philly.

17107
Vertol is meme

This?



What the fuck, man. It looks like a penis.
oh god the fucking banana ship

why must you do this to me?

17108
Vertol is meme

17109
The Flood / Re: what if all brown people are actually white
« on: September 03, 2015, 04:34:43 PM »
I know a black guy who had patches of white all over him. He got bathed in some JP-8, if I recall right and it was a reaction to that.

Anyway, the moral of the story, is that inside of every nigger is a decent while folk trying to get out. He just needs you to melt away that dark and crusty exterior with some jet fuel.

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Gaming / Re: Sep7agon Game Reviews
« on: September 03, 2015, 04:32:36 PM »
I should make reviews of Nipponese ero VN's
Just may give me more drive to start/finish some...

17111
Serious / Re: Einstein and Newton had autism.
« on: September 03, 2015, 04:31:06 PM »
i highly doubt einstein had autism, he had relationships and children with like three different women

This. Autism is overdiagnosed and any eccentric could be easily labeled as a burger. I remember reading a while back that over half of all cases of autism are misdiagnosed.

We're still pretty much in the dark ages with mental health.
so much this

But whenever I tell people that they get all offended, just like with ADHD kid's mothers five years ago.

17112
The Flood / Re: I spilled boiling water all over my left hand.
« on: September 03, 2015, 04:28:22 PM »
edit: I am cpr/first aid certified by the American Heart Association.
So am I. Red Cross, actually.

That should shake your trust in the institution.

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The Flood / Re: Which member of Flud would you have a sleepover with?
« on: September 03, 2015, 04:11:45 PM »
Weaboo slumber party with percs and alcohol.

Nasty can come too, but only if he brings some dank ass sour diesel.
I can join the weeb party right?
only ironically

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The Flood / Re: I spilled boiling water all over my left hand.
« on: September 03, 2015, 04:08:02 PM »
(maybe your skin is more sensitive at that age???)
it is.

OP, just ice and treat as any mild burn injury.  Worry if things look infected and get antibiotics as needed from a doctor.
For future reference, immediate action should be to submerge the area in cool/cold water to stop the "cooking". Burns work like bacon when you've just taken it off the stove top.

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The Flood / Re: AS we are now in the Ember months
« on: September 03, 2015, 04:05:33 PM »
you think you're clever, don't you?

No thanks. We already have one jew running this place. No need for two.
who said anything about cheat still being in power?
So we trade one jew for another? That's not getting us anywhere.
is it not better than having two in charge?
Yes, but out current Jew is a militant Anti-theist who cant get any pussy and we know his agenda. You're a JIDF agent. We cant trust you.
actually, i have resigned from the jidf due to inconsolable differences regarding the usage of digitally mined wealth

i now operate solo
so you've gone rouge. Now we really can't trust you

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The Flood / Re: AS we are now in the Ember months
« on: September 03, 2015, 03:50:39 PM »
you think you're clever, don't you?

No thanks. We already have one jew running this place. No need for two.
who said anything about cheat still being in power?
So we trade one jew for another? That's not getting us anywhere.
is it not better than having two in charge?
Yes, but out current Jew is a militant Anti-theist who cant get any pussy and we know his agenda. You're a JIDF agent. We cant trust you.

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The Flood / Re: AS we are now in the Ember months
« on: September 03, 2015, 03:43:35 PM »
you think you're clever, don't you?

No thanks. We already have one jew running this place. No need for two.
who said anything about cheat still being in power?
So we trade one jew for another? That's not getting us anywhere.

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The Flood / Re: AS we are now in the Ember months
« on: September 03, 2015, 03:41:59 PM »
you think you're clever, don't you?

No thanks. We already have one jew running this place. No need for two.

17119
The Flood / Re: Random things you forget how to do
« on: September 03, 2015, 03:22:26 PM »
You ever just forget how to play a song that you've played a million times before?

17120
The Flood / Re: I'm a 7-year oldfoman from b.old catch me up
« on: September 03, 2015, 03:17:23 PM »
Greetings. You've missed quite a lot of fun on this forum
Don't lie to your new guest.
oh pls
if this place wasn't fun... I'd still probably be here.

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The Flood / Re: I'm a 7 year old kid from b.old
« on: September 03, 2015, 03:16:53 PM »
You like candy?

17122
Gaming / Re: Ice-T sort of apologises for Law and Order's #Gamergate episode
« on: September 03, 2015, 03:03:37 PM »
Well then... I guess you could say... Terrorists win.

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The Flood / Re: This is why gun safety courses should be standard
« on: September 03, 2015, 02:55:13 PM »
Or we should stop letting stupid people have guns.
Intelligence tests for firearms?
Could you get any more racist and 1890's you fucking pig?

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The Flood / Re: Which member of Flud would you have a sleepover with?
« on: September 03, 2015, 02:52:03 PM »
minerva, always and forever

i wouldnt even make a move i just wanna look at her pretty face then id sleep soundly
that's p gay, bro.

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The Flood / Re: So I guess B.net is having rule changes today
« on: September 03, 2015, 02:46:47 PM »
Are the mods actually going to start moderating there now?
The do that... sometimes...



when you don't even post porn but get banned for it...

for six months...

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The Flood / Re: I'm a 7-year oldfoman from b.old catch me up
« on: September 03, 2015, 02:35:47 PM »
Hello friend. Can I interest you in any memes? My store has the lastest and most relevant memes, and of course we provide the rarest of Pepes if you can afford them.
Don't listen to this guy.
I've stolen all his pepes.

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The Flood / Re: Which member of Flud would you have a sleepover with?
« on: September 03, 2015, 02:29:38 PM »
Weaboo slumber party with percs and alcohol.

wat
pills tru
pills and booze

You may or may not survive.
wat
I think the implication here is that you'd either overdose, die of alcohol poisoning, or be raped to death.
Probably the second one.

You ever try to fuck something with mad whiskey dick with extra painkillers? It doesn't work.
Can't say I have.
Also, secret fourth option, someone kills Tru because the idea of another getting their hands on him is too much and they go into an insane jealousy overload.
I will give my own body for abuse by Tru's sister before I would allow that to happen.
Murder at Weeaboo Lodge
10/10, ero VN of the decade

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The Flood / Re: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING LISTENING TO?
« on: September 03, 2015, 02:27:44 PM »
YouTube


Just put this album on
Trying to curb my excessive masturbation with soothing folk punk.

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The Flood / Re: Which member of Flud would you have a sleepover with?
« on: September 03, 2015, 02:25:15 PM »
Weaboo slumber party with percs and alcohol.

wat
pills tru
pills and booze

You may or may not survive.
wat
I think the implication here is that you'd either overdose, die of alcohol poisoning, or be raped to death.
Probably the second one.

You ever try to fuck something with mad whiskey dick with extra painkillers? It doesn't work.
Can't say I have.
Also, secret fourth option, someone kills Tru because the idea of another getting their hands on him is too much and they go into an insane jealousy overload.
I will give my own body for abuse by Tru's sister before I would allow that to happen.

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The Flood / Re: Which member of Flud would you have a sleepover with?
« on: September 03, 2015, 02:22:02 PM »
Weaboo slumber party with percs and alcohol.

wat
pills tru
pills and booze

You may or may not survive.
wat
I think the implication here is that you'd either overdose, die of alcohol poisoning, or be raped to death.
Probably the second one.

You ever try to fuck something with mad whiskey dick with extra painkillers? It doesn't work.

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