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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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17041
« on: September 04, 2015, 01:16:26 PM »
Tomoko is a terrible person.
You're a terrible person.
Read the manga.
I don't feel like killing myself, tbh.
17042
« on: September 04, 2015, 01:12:01 PM »
Tomoko is a terrible person.
You're a terrible person.
17043
« on: September 04, 2015, 01:07:00 PM »
It's all gonna be alright Das, call the helpline don't do it.
Watamote will have a happy ending.
Psy shut the fuck up. Don't ruin my chance at getting with a dead girl.
17044
« on: September 04, 2015, 01:06:26 PM »
#dadbod
#noshame
#nomakeup
#bourbonbelly
#realmenhavetits
#ironichashtagging
#seriousface
#jewsdid911
#ampeg
#500watts
#noedits
#holyfuckmythighsarefucinggross
#notsafeforlife
oh
I uh...
left my oven on.
Oh. You're perfect then.
17045
« on: September 04, 2015, 01:00:56 PM »
#dadbod
#noshame
#nomakeup
#bourbonbelly
#realmenhavetits
#ironichashtagging
#seriousface
#jewsdid911
#ampeg
#500watts
#noedits
#holyfuckmythighsarefucinggross
#notsafeforlife
oh I uh... left my oven on.
17046
« on: September 04, 2015, 12:56:02 PM »
Wait a second
Who the fuck did you talk into taking a picture of you naked?
Your mother.
there's a timer on my phone, son.
Damn I was hoping it was gonna be some weird incest story involving your brother
There'll be no fap material from me there, you fucking hick. He's half a country away.
17047
« on: September 04, 2015, 12:54:45 PM »
#dadbod
#noshame
#nomakeup
#bourbonbelly
#realmenhavetits
#ironichashtagging
#seriousface
#jewsdid911
#ampeg
#500watts
#noedits
#holyfuckmythighsarefucinggross
#notsafeforlife
Put some fucking clothes on why are you always naked man.
It's the most comfortable state of being.
I'm afraid of my dick or my balls getting hurt.
How?
I don't know, when I sit down or if I bump into something.
That's retarded.
No it isn't you fucking faggot.
yes it is.
It isn't.
it most definitely is.
17048
« on: September 04, 2015, 12:54:03 PM »
Wait a second
Who the fuck did you talk into taking a picture of you naked?
Your mother. there's a timer on my phone, son.
17049
« on: September 04, 2015, 12:51:48 PM »
Nope.
At least it's not very high on the list of things I want to buy if I had a WiiU.
I can't link in mobile stoopid >:c
I do it all the time. Git gud
17050
« on: September 04, 2015, 12:48:47 PM »
#dadbod
#noshame
#nomakeup
#bourbonbelly
#realmenhavetits
#ironichashtagging
#seriousface
#jewsdid911
#ampeg
#500watts
#noedits
#holyfuckmythighsarefucinggross
#notsafeforlife
Put some fucking clothes on why are you always naked man.
It's the most comfortable state of being.
I'm afraid of my dick or my balls getting hurt.
How?
I don't know, when I sit down or if I bump into something.
That's retarded.
No it isn't you fucking faggot.
yes it is.
17051
« on: September 04, 2015, 12:47:21 PM »
#dadbod
#noshame
#nomakeup
#bourbonbelly
#realmenhavetits
#ironichashtagging
#seriousface
#jewsdid911
#ampeg
#500watts
#noedits
#holyfuckmythighsarefucinggross
#notsafeforlife
Put some fucking clothes on why are you always naked man.
It's the most comfortable state of being.
I'm afraid of my dick or my balls getting hurt.
How?
I don't know, when I sit down or if I bump into something.
That's retarded.
17052
« on: September 04, 2015, 12:47:03 PM »
I towed an airplane across a runway today.
17053
« on: September 04, 2015, 12:43:04 PM »
#dadbod
#noshame
#nomakeup
#bourbonbelly
#realmenhavetits
#ironichashtagging
#seriousface
#jewsdid911
#ampeg
#500watts
#noedits
#holyfuckmythighsarefucinggross
#notsafeforlife
Put some fucking clothes on why are you always naked man.
It's the most comfortable state of being.
I'm afraid of my dick or my balls getting hurt.
How?
17054
« on: September 04, 2015, 12:42:22 PM »
lol das
that room looks like it stinks
Kinda smells like a bar... I've got a bunch of empties that need to get ran to the township recycling center soon.
17055
« on: September 04, 2015, 12:41:02 PM »
#dadbod
#noshame
#nomakeup
#bourbonbelly
#realmenhavetits
#ironichashtagging
#seriousface
#jewsdid911
#ampeg
#500watts
#noedits
#holyfuckmythighsarefucinggross
#notsafeforlife
Put some fucking clothes on why are you always naked man.
It's the most comfortable state of being.
17056
« on: September 04, 2015, 12:40:17 PM »
GSP, you know, for Greene State Prison, home of the famous Jerry Sandusky.
17057
« on: September 04, 2015, 12:37:36 PM »
#dadbod #noshame #nomakeup #bourbonbelly #realmenhavetits #ironichashtagging #seriousface #jewsdid911 #ampeg #500watts #noedits #holyfuckmythighsarefucinggross #notsafeforlife
17058
« on: September 04, 2015, 11:25:15 AM »
we can all agree my desktop is the most beautiful right?
>tiling
17059
« on: September 04, 2015, 11:12:59 AM »
You're everything that's wrong with the world
If an employee lies to me like that I get so pissed
You're an awful customer if you're gonna get pissed over some sauce
I expect paid services to be performed to an expected standard. It's a respect thing, I wouldn't expect a middle easterner to understand.
17060
« on: September 04, 2015, 11:10:52 AM »
Ayy baby, lemme open you up and adjust your timing points.
17061
« on: September 04, 2015, 10:10:49 AM »
all these desktop icons
ew
it's okay, slash, I'll put up some minimalist animu desktops when I'm home
Buy in the mean time, slash, you degenerate furry, help me decide on a #teamwindowsphone lock screen
I suppose the third or second one
but pretty colors and Yamaha triples Tho I am using the Navy Seals copypasta one and kinda like it
17062
« on: September 04, 2015, 09:54:43 AM »
Oh... I do that
17063
« on: September 04, 2015, 08:30:16 AM »
Because it means you end up becoming one of those people who gets offended at literally everything.
I thought that was the result of converting to Islam.
17064
« on: September 04, 2015, 07:37:50 AM »
all these desktop icons
ew
it's okay, slash, I'll put up some minimalist animu desktops when I'm home Buy in the mean time, slash, you degenerate furry, help me decide on a #teamwindowsphone lock screen
17065
« on: September 04, 2015, 07:27:33 AM »
Well, I have a brother who has a personality disorder or something, I can't remember what it's called I think it starts with a B but I can't recall (its not bipolar) and he has another problem and I can't recall the name of it but its basically just constant depression. My mom is a Christian, and one of the Christians That thinks gay people are wrong and abortion is bad. Did I mention my brother Is gay?
Oh boy, that kind of environment is always good...
Borderline personality disorder?
Yeah that's it, he also told me he has the impulsive version of it.
Its not that bad, my mom and my brother don't talk about it.
My brother isn't a bad guy, he's pretty cool, and my mom is nice.
she knows he's gay?
17066
« on: September 04, 2015, 06:23:01 AM »
Well, I have a brother who has a personality disorder or something, I can't remember what it's called I think it starts with a B but I can't recall (its not bipolar) and he has another problem and I can't recall the name of it but its basically just constant depression. My mom is a Christian, and one of the Christians That thinks gay people are wrong and abortion is bad. Did I mention my brother Is gay?
Oh boy, that kind of environment is always good... Borderline personality disorder?
17067
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:56:18 AM »
Do any of you guys have family members the rest of the family doesn't talk to?
Because that's my family. My grandmother's basically insane (muh religion), my mother and aunts all popped out kids with no dads (my cousins and I are all bastards), and my grandfather ditched us for a gold digger and treats her family like his real family.
We're all one big mad house.
I've got an aunt that I constantly forget exists because we never see or talk to her. She married a Jehovah's Witness and signed away her parental rights to her two kids prior because he wouldn't accept her with them.
17068
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:53:58 AM »
Mother's become some kind of organic/homeopathic supplement weirdo. She puts bee pollen in her hemp protein smoothies to help relieve allergy symptoms. Oh, and she believes in astrology.
My dad seems fairly normal for these parts... He drinks Coors light and hates Obama.
Now my brother is a disgusting brony, weaboo, cav faggot with an unhealthy obsession with nutella and expensive teas.
17069
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:07:01 AM »
Two nukes not enough
Hiroshima bombing best day of my life.
17070
« on: September 03, 2015, 09:57:43 PM »
I still haven't been proven wrong.
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