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The Flood / Re: There's a special place in hell for people like this
« on: September 15, 2015, 08:58:23 PM »
was groomed by an older Muslim man.
Anybody else getting fucked up images in their head when they read that?
He was a Muslim, so yes.

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The Flood / Re: Would you rather be skinny or muscular
« on: September 15, 2015, 06:58:17 PM »
You people are weird.
I just wanna be cute, muscles aren't cute.
and it's much harder to fit girlclothes when you're swole like a dudebro.
ew gtfo of my thread you pervert
Fuck you Groot. I thought we were cool.

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The Flood / Re: Would you rather be skinny or muscular
« on: September 15, 2015, 06:55:34 PM »
You people are weird.
I just wanna be cute, muscles aren't cute.
and it's much harder to fit girlclothes when you're swole like a dudebro.

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The Flood / Re: Would you rather be skinny or muscular
« on: September 15, 2015, 06:52:42 PM »
Skinny would be nice.

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Serious / Re: Is Society Afraid of Sexuality?
« on: September 15, 2015, 06:48:16 PM »
"Violence" depicted in blockbuster films is so mundane it's the equivalent of clothed dry humping. When most movies use jump-cuts to instantly look away from people getting shot and instantly falling off screen, it gives the the viewer much less time to react and feel the weight of the event (especially considering they're just joe-schmoes dying, and when a main character dies they usually only have a trickle of blood coming out their nose as they whisper off shitty dialogue then close their eyes peacefully).

YouTube

PG-13 movie and this scene is basically just an mentally undressing someone.

YouTube

No one sits their kid down in front of this because guess what? Violence can be variably graphic just as sexual themes can be.
Well you see, can I just say, that I am fucking triggered by her talking about a holly double pumper on a fuel injected motor... or is that some really weird side draft system... either way, everything she does is wrong.
If I have a kid, he's watching Private Ryan, Das Boot, Downfall, A Bridge too Far, Flags of our Fathers, Die Brücke, and the Beast by the time he's twelve.

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The Flood / Re: My cousin is the cringiest person on the face of the planet.
« on: September 15, 2015, 05:46:10 PM »
>Is a Brony

Don't you mean a "Pegasister?"
there's a special place in Dachau for people like you.


...



The oven.

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The Flood / Re: My cousin is the cringiest person on the face of the planet.
« on: September 15, 2015, 04:19:22 PM »
Just imagine, OP. She's getting pussy and you aren't.
Trust me, that's not the kind of pussy that any of us would ever want. Her girlfriend is a Feminazi.
Pussy is pussy.

Unless she's fat.  Or black.Then ewwwwwwwww.
They're both pretty fat and autistic.
Don't worry then, they'll die of diabetic complications eventually.

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Serious / Re: Bernie Sanders' price tag? $18 trillion over a decade
« on: September 15, 2015, 04:15:52 PM »
mad cause Bernie is going to win
cant stump the trump

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Serious / Re: Bernie Sanders' price tag? $18 trillion over a decade
« on: September 15, 2015, 03:53:04 PM »
The only thing we have to do with the debt is put it underneath our GDP again.

Even an 18trillion dollar debt means nothing if you've got a 19trillion dollar gdp.

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Serious / Re: Bernie Sanders' price tag? $18 trillion over a decade
« on: September 15, 2015, 03:24:36 PM »
Remind me again, why do people support this guy?
he has a brilliant viral marketing campaign

It's not hard to get votes if all you do is start promising to give people free stuff paid for by the boogeyman.

Vermin Supreme started it.
Yeah but his pony based economy model makes more sense than Bernie's ideologies.

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The Flood / Re: the one time i choose to be productive
« on: September 15, 2015, 03:13:03 PM »
Yup, clearly married.

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The Flood / Re: the one time i choose to be productive
« on: September 15, 2015, 02:59:36 PM »
R u gais married??????
sometimes I wonder

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The Flood / Re: My cousin is the cringiest person on the face of the planet.
« on: September 15, 2015, 02:51:53 PM »
Just imagine, OP. She's getting pussy and you aren't.
Trust me, that's not the kind of pussy that any of us would ever want. Her girlfriend is a Feminazi.
Pussy is pussy.

Unless she's fat.  Or black.Then ewwwwwwwww.

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The Flood / Re: Why don't we just kill all insects?
« on: September 15, 2015, 02:38:24 PM »
Wild birds are great food, you suburban shitlord.

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The Flood / Re: My cousin is the cringiest person on the face of the planet.
« on: September 15, 2015, 02:21:55 PM »
I know your pain all too well, man. My cousin is basically the exact same way, and is also a tumblr tier Homestuck and Steven Universe fan. And instead of being lesbian, she claims to be trans, but only jumped on it as a fad.
Says the alcoholic with a shitty waifu on his daki.

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The Flood / Re: My cousin is the cringiest person on the face of the planet.
« on: September 15, 2015, 01:08:48 PM »
Just imagine, OP. She's getting pussy and you aren't.

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The Flood / Re: There's a special place in hell for people like this
« on: September 15, 2015, 06:34:44 AM »
Fucking Lonepaul.

Didn't he fancy a girl in a fish and chip shop?
he made a thread about flirting with some 14/13 year old girls while working the register at his mother's chippy

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The Flood / Re: Why does everyone flip out over female on male violence
« on: September 15, 2015, 06:12:41 AM »
MEN'S RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

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The Flood / Re: There's a special place in hell for people like this
« on: September 15, 2015, 06:11:03 AM »
Agreed. Fucking cops, now I have to find a new stream.

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I hope he's ok
He's as okay as he'll be for a long time, or as fine as a non-compliant diabetic can be.

I just got back, grandma insisted on staying until he got moved out of the ER, but they're acting as an overflow right now because the main wings are full on rooms, so he finally talked her into going home since I've got work in the morning.

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Serious / Re: If you didn't think Walker was enough of a joke....
« on: September 14, 2015, 07:56:40 PM »
Are unions really necessary anymore?
Yes. How else could I keep a job after my third time in rehab for cocaine addiction?

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The Flood / Re: Why does everyone flip out over female on male violence
« on: September 14, 2015, 07:47:05 PM »
Men's rights are human rights.

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The Flood / Re: Halloween Playlist
« on: September 14, 2015, 06:25:13 PM »
This thread needs an edge warning. I cut myself and am now bleeding to death.
>Halloween is edgy now
No the music ITT
I don't think a single person on this site has the right to call anything edgy. . .aside from the handful of normies. Which does not include you chally.
I do tho.

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Serious / Re: What do you do to try to preserve the environment?
« on: September 14, 2015, 06:06:40 PM »
I don't pollute it and I don't litter besides dropping small things like gum wrappers on the ground.
Just put it in your fucking pocket if there's no can around you fucking hick.

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Serious / Re: What do you do to try to preserve the environment?
« on: September 14, 2015, 05:51:13 PM »
Oh, I read the op as Why and not What

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The Flood / Re: Origin of your avatar
« on: September 14, 2015, 05:39:55 PM »
Renamon cause it's fights bad guys and does cool shit
and is a p. sexy dog thing, amirite?

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The Flood / Re: I think I may actually want to be a teacher
« on: September 14, 2015, 05:21:44 PM »
I'd  love to teach classical antiquity to the youth of America... IF I COULD TALK IN PUBLIC

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Serious / Re: What do you do to try to preserve the environment?
« on: September 14, 2015, 05:18:58 PM »
I like living.
I want mankind to flourish and fulfill our destiny of interstellar conquest.

We cant do either if we fuck up all our non-renewable resources.

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The Flood / Re: Army Called
« on: September 14, 2015, 05:15:22 PM »
>army

>"good news"
That is good news you yellow fuck.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone into building rifles? (AR-15, Ruger, etc.)
« on: September 14, 2015, 03:46:00 PM »
Turkey, I just want to point out that I am in no way responsible for this derailment of your thread. Well, aside from getting these morons who deny FN's supremacy their panties in a bunch.

Spoiler
BELGICA BELGICA

Belgium is only great because of their German heritage.

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