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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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Tool fans are all weird and creepy and cringy and Arky and I do not like them.

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The Flood / Re: really beginning to feel the grind now...
« on: September 16, 2015, 04:49:47 PM »
Drink.

16713
Serious / Re: Yanks, take this quiz
« on: September 16, 2015, 04:35:21 PM »
Well fuck me...
Spoiler
Spoiler
CAN'T BARRAGE THE FARAGE

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The Flood / Re: I'm Verbatim
« on: September 16, 2015, 02:25:34 PM »
That one guy who hated ponies back on B.net?
No no, I think he's the guy that made a lot of blog posts on the Flood back on B.net.
lol norblog?

i wonder where that guy ran off to
He was a cool d00d.

16715
The Flood / Re: idea to make trust relevant again
« on: September 16, 2015, 01:52:22 PM »
Yes. I have the posts. I control the rank.

16716
The Flood / Re: I'm Verbatim
« on: September 16, 2015, 10:58:47 AM »

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The Flood / Re: I'm Verbatim
« on: September 16, 2015, 10:56:50 AM »
Oh.
I thought you were Noodles.

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The Flood / Re: VISIONS AND DREAMS YOU CAN SEE IN THE CRYYYSTAL BALL
« on: September 16, 2015, 10:43:30 AM »
Am now listening to ATC tell some dude that he's lost.

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The Flood / Re: VISIONS AND DREAMS YOU CAN SEE IN THE CRYYYSTAL BALL
« on: September 16, 2015, 09:32:16 AM »
I have no ling term plans in life.

Currently listening to a doctor talk about a master radio switch in his Mooney.

16720
The Flood / Re: Black courtesy
« on: September 16, 2015, 08:50:12 AM »
Obviously she thought you said "fuck you", which many sensitive people infer when you say thank you in a low voice. I've had it happen wth people of all races.

But sure, go ahead and make this about black people NIGGER GORILLA MONKEYS xDDDDDDDDD FUCKING BLACK SKIN PIECES OF SHIT GOD I HATE NIGGERS WHY DID ONE OF THEM HAVE TO DATE MY MOM GRRRRRRRRRR IM SO EDGY AND FULL OF HATE
You take this shit way too seriously
Shut the fuck up. People like you are a disgrace to America.
Uh, Slash is white.

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The Flood / Re: after listening to Christian radio daily at work...
« on: September 16, 2015, 08:49:19 AM »
Das, you just have to let Jesus come in you. He just wants you to feel him deep inside. Just close your eyes and let his love wash all over your face and chin.
This is great stuff, thanks, turkey

16722
The Flood / Re: Why are there always so many guests online?
« on: September 16, 2015, 08:03:03 AM »
Google, and the Chinese.

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The Flood / Re: I hate myself so much, it's kind of painful.
« on: September 16, 2015, 08:02:22 AM »
I HATE MYSELF AMD WANT TO DIE

One of these days I'm going to manually remove that from my phone's dictionary.

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Serious / Re: Mental illness and child abuse
« on: September 16, 2015, 07:59:13 AM »
Gotta love how this bitch gets her son back multiple times because she got a uterus.
And people say MRA's aren't needed to fight the system.

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The Flood / Re: after listening to Christian radio daily at work...
« on: September 16, 2015, 07:50:24 AM »
I love the smell of fresh memes in the morning
mhm, much nicer than jet fuel.

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>tfw midna will never turn you into a wolf and ride you like a horse

is this guy an adequate replacement?

YouTube

no

16727
Serious / Re: What do you do to try to preserve the environment?
« on: September 16, 2015, 07:32:22 AM »
I don't pollute it and I don't litter besides dropping small things like gum wrappers on the ground.
Just put it in your fucking pocket if there's no can around you fucking hick.
I guess I shouldn't tell you that I took off a bumper on my car which was at my house and when I went for a walk I tossed it a mile down the road on the ground,.
why?
I'm a lazy fuck.
But you walked a mile carrying a bumper
Oops, I didn't take the bumper off it was a bumper sticker. I forgot to add that in after bumper.
So you walked a mile to throw a bumper sticker into the woods

Why?
I already was going to go out and once I got by my car I noticed the sticker was falling off so I took it off.
So you just didn't feel like keeping it in your pocket then or what?
Yes. .____.
you suck

16728
you need a new avatar

You shut your whore mouth!
sorry but I don't know what it is and I think you could do better
hush, son. Midna is top teir waifu material.
tfw Midna will never sit on your face
>tfw midna will never turn you into a wolf and ride you like a horse

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Serious / Re: What do you do to try to preserve the environment?
« on: September 16, 2015, 06:56:10 AM »
I don't pollute it and I don't litter besides dropping small things like gum wrappers on the ground.
Just put it in your fucking pocket if there's no can around you fucking hick.
I guess I shouldn't tell you that I took off a bumper on my car which was at my house and when I went for a walk I tossed it a mile down the road on the ground,.
why?
I'm a lazy fuck.
But you walked a mile carrying a bumper
Oops, I didn't take the bumper off it was a bumper sticker. I forgot to add that in after bumper.
So you walked a mile to throw a bumper sticker into the woods

Why?
I already was going to go out and once I got by my car I noticed the sticker was falling off so I took it off.
So you just didn't feel like keeping it in your pocket then or what?

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you need a new avatar

You shut your whore mouth!
sorry but I don't know what it is and I think you could do better
hush, son. Midna is top teir waifu material.

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The Flood / Re: I hate myself so much, it's kind of painful.
« on: September 16, 2015, 06:37:10 AM »
I HATE MYSELF AMD WANT TO DIE

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The Flood / after listening to Christian radio daily at work...
« on: September 16, 2015, 06:34:25 AM »
I've decided to convert because I know I could be a better Christian rock star than Chris Tomlin... and Rocketman.

I'll  send you all twenty dollars after my first platinum album, but only if you post phrases of godly love that I can plagiarize get inspiration in the name of our Lord from.

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Serious / Re: What do you do to try to preserve the environment?
« on: September 16, 2015, 06:27:49 AM »
I don't pollute it and I don't litter besides dropping small things like gum wrappers on the ground.
Just put it in your fucking pocket if there's no can around you fucking hick.
I guess I shouldn't tell you that I took off a bumper on my car which was at my house and when I went for a walk I tossed it a mile down the road on the ground,.
why?
I'm a lazy fuck.
But you walked a mile carrying a bumper
Oops, I didn't take the bumper off it was a bumper sticker. I forgot to add that in after bumper.
So you walked a mile to throw a bumper sticker into the woods

Why?

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The Flood / Re: Tag ideas
« on: September 16, 2015, 06:01:50 AM »
I don't like this idea.

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The Flood / Re: You got banned from the internet.
« on: September 16, 2015, 05:57:19 AM »
What kind of faggot has a transformers daki?

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The Flood / Re: users that could be twins?
« on: September 16, 2015, 05:55:37 AM »
das and zen tbh
what if I told you

We're not brothers

But lovers

On second thought, scratch that joke. He has foreskin, eww.

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The Flood / Re: Black courtesy
« on: September 16, 2015, 05:44:16 AM »
I could understand mishearing "thank you" for "jigaboo", but does anyone even call them that anymore?

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Serious / Re: What do you do to try to preserve the environment?
« on: September 16, 2015, 05:42:41 AM »
I don't pollute it and I don't litter besides dropping small things like gum wrappers on the ground.
Just put it in your fucking pocket if there's no can around you fucking hick.
I guess I shouldn't tell you that I took off a bumper on my car which was at my house and when I went for a walk I tossed it a mile down the road on the ground,.
why?
I'm a lazy fuck.
But you walked a mile carrying a bumper

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Serious / Re: What do you do to try to preserve the environment?
« on: September 16, 2015, 05:40:53 AM »
I don't pollute it and I don't litter besides dropping small things like gum wrappers on the ground.
Just put it in your fucking pocket if there's no can around you fucking hick.
I guess I shouldn't tell you that I took off a bumper on my car which was at my house and when I went for a walk I tossed it a mile down the road on the ground,.
why?

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It's okay guys, the Flood still created Challenge Accepted :^)

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