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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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1441
« on: February 04, 2018, 07:39:15 PM »
I want some cold, refreshing Tide pods, fam
1442
« on: February 04, 2018, 07:22:23 PM »
What the fuck am I listening to?
1443
« on: February 04, 2018, 07:04:03 PM »
after much rumination, i've concluded that
liking traps
is indeed
NOT gay
On a bodybuilding forum I used to frequent there was this 30 year old roided to the gills steroid sex fiend. He was obsessed with traps, had fucked probably over 100+. Some prostitutes some from clubs or apps etc.
Anyways, with his wisdom he told us this: liking a trap, finding her attractive from pictures on the internet or even masturbating to one is not gay. But when you have sex with one it’s a whole different story. Because when they get sweaty, all of their assholes/gooch area smell like a straight up man. He compared it to that smelly sweaty smell in highschool gym locker rooms after PE. And that it made him feel gay no matter how feminine they look
Good thing I have fucked up sinuses so it never has to get gay
Like there is something wrong with being gay
Being gay is a sin.
Like there is something wrong with being sinful person
This brings ruin to the state
State of what, this repetetive, transient world? It doesn`t brings ruin to it
Sorry, meant the State.
As in the wholesome, white, Christian, ethnically homologous nation that we strive to build.
I'm sorry to inform you, but such nation won`t last long in such form by my prognosis.
Nonense. A similar model has been working wonders for Israel :^)
1444
« on: February 04, 2018, 06:54:26 PM »
after much rumination, i've concluded that
liking traps
is indeed
NOT gay
On a bodybuilding forum I used to frequent there was this 30 year old roided to the gills steroid sex fiend. He was obsessed with traps, had fucked probably over 100+. Some prostitutes some from clubs or apps etc.
Anyways, with his wisdom he told us this: liking a trap, finding her attractive from pictures on the internet or even masturbating to one is not gay. But when you have sex with one it’s a whole different story. Because when they get sweaty, all of their assholes/gooch area smell like a straight up man. He compared it to that smelly sweaty smell in highschool gym locker rooms after PE. And that it made him feel gay no matter how feminine they look
Good thing I have fucked up sinuses so it never has to get gay
Like there is something wrong with being gay
Being gay is a sin.
Like there is something wrong with being sinful person
This brings ruin to the state
State of what, this repetetive, transient world? It doesn`t brings ruin to it
Sorry, meant the State. As in the wholesome, white, Christian, ethnically homologous nation that we strive to build.
1445
« on: February 04, 2018, 06:46:48 PM »
after much rumination, i've concluded that
liking traps
is indeed
NOT gay
On a bodybuilding forum I used to frequent there was this 30 year old roided to the gills steroid sex fiend. He was obsessed with traps, had fucked probably over 100+. Some prostitutes some from clubs or apps etc.
Anyways, with his wisdom he told us this: liking a trap, finding her attractive from pictures on the internet or even masturbating to one is not gay. But when you have sex with one it’s a whole different story. Because when they get sweaty, all of their assholes/gooch area smell like a straight up man. He compared it to that smelly sweaty smell in highschool gym locker rooms after PE. And that it made him feel gay no matter how feminine they look
Good thing I have fucked up sinuses so it never has to get gay
Like there is something wrong with being gay
Being gay is a sin.
Like there is something wrong with being sinful person
This brings ruin to the state
1446
« on: February 04, 2018, 06:45:49 PM »
dat pick at the goal line lol
1447
« on: February 04, 2018, 06:44:38 PM »
after much rumination, i've concluded that
liking traps
is indeed
NOT gay
On a bodybuilding forum I used to frequent there was this 30 year old roided to the gills steroid sex fiend. He was obsessed with traps, had fucked probably over 100+. Some prostitutes some from clubs or apps etc.
Anyways, with his wisdom he told us this: liking a trap, finding her attractive from pictures on the internet or even masturbating to one is not gay. But when you have sex with one it’s a whole different story. Because when they get sweaty, all of their assholes/gooch area smell like a straight up man. He compared it to that smelly sweaty smell in highschool gym locker rooms after PE. And that it made him feel gay no matter how feminine they look
Good thing I have fucked up sinuses so it never has to get gay
Like there is something wrong with being gay
Being gay is a sin.
1448
« on: February 04, 2018, 06:37:14 PM »
after much rumination, i've concluded that
liking traps
is indeed
NOT gay
On a bodybuilding forum I used to frequent there was this 30 year old roided to the gills steroid sex fiend. He was obsessed with traps, had fucked probably over 100+. Some prostitutes some from clubs or apps etc.
Anyways, with his wisdom he told us this: liking a trap, finding her attractive from pictures on the internet or even masturbating to one is not gay. But when you have sex with one it’s a whole different story. Because when they get sweaty, all of their assholes/gooch area smell like a straight up man. He compared it to that smelly sweaty smell in highschool gym locker rooms after PE. And that it made him feel gay no matter how feminine they look
Good thing I have fucked up sinuses so it never has to get gay
1449
« on: February 04, 2018, 06:18:34 PM »
Fairly certain the bud knight was a tide commercial
1450
« on: February 04, 2018, 06:12:34 PM »
Skyscraper was not a tide ad.
Are you sure?
1451
« on: February 04, 2018, 06:01:27 PM »
how tf do you miss an extra point like that lol
1452
« on: February 02, 2018, 08:41:24 PM »
What the flying fuck is that an outlet for?
1453
« on: February 02, 2018, 08:35:41 PM »
and every time I’ve been pulled over
Is this a frequent occurrence in aussieland or something?
1454
« on: February 02, 2018, 08:34:08 PM »
Honeypots are a worthless tactic and don't really take any producers or people paying for OC out. It's usually just leeches who fall in to them... so the feds really aren't saving any kids from any abuse with them.
1455
« on: February 01, 2018, 08:45:18 PM »
They're smoking the instant torks meme a little too much.
As inefficient as a traditional drivetrain is, there comes a point where the raw input size is so significant that the loss to outcome doesn't matter, and alcohol drag builds are definitely at this point.
1456
« on: February 01, 2018, 09:35:03 AM »
What do you expect from a country that issues licenses to own a TV?
yeah but that implies that you'd want to watch live TV or anything on the BBC
Oh, is that how it works? Here in Ireland you just have to pay it if you have a TV. Even if its not working. I have two TVs and only ever used them as gaming monitors.
Here you only need to pay if you watch/record live television.
Lucky wankers. They are also trying to introduce a communications license. Basically if you have any device that uses the internet, you need to pay a license for it too.
xDDDD
You guys need to fucking revolt again.
1457
« on: February 01, 2018, 08:27:51 AM »
Federalism was a mistake and presidential assassins should be celebrated.
1458
« on: February 01, 2018, 07:37:28 AM »
What do you expect from a country that issues licenses to own a TV?
1459
« on: January 31, 2018, 03:19:02 PM »
Grow a beard
I'll get one back in a few days
too late. Get one now
1460
« on: January 31, 2018, 03:07:01 PM »
Grow a beard
1461
« on: January 31, 2018, 02:30:17 PM »
Obligatory hello
1462
« on: January 31, 2018, 08:35:35 AM »
Chandler Bing
Alf
Eve Baxter
Cosmo Kramer
Phoebe Buffay
Alternatively, this list would make a bretty decent porno shoot.
1463
« on: January 30, 2018, 07:28:26 PM »
Margaritas and hookers
1464
« on: January 30, 2018, 05:32:07 PM »
The straw is a hole, it does not have a hole.
1465
« on: January 30, 2018, 10:47:16 AM »
Fuck Tru to the sound of Less Than Jake's Anthem.
Although I'd probably finish before the Ghosts of Me and You came on.
1466
« on: January 30, 2018, 03:20:27 AM »
Oh
1467
« on: January 27, 2018, 07:03:33 AM »
1468
« on: January 26, 2018, 04:35:37 PM »
I don't even remember any of dane cook's jokes fam
this thread is about more than that tho
look at the last few paragraphs
well fuck damn shit son
1469
« on: January 26, 2018, 04:20:46 PM »
I don't even remember any of dane cook's jokes fam
1470
« on: January 25, 2018, 12:12:10 AM »
who the fuck is simon pegg?
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