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The Flood / Re: A cheese stuffed hotdog stuffed in a jalapeño
« on: April 08, 2018, 08:01:26 AM »
Thanks man

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The Flood / Re: You wake up to her in your bed...
« on: April 07, 2018, 08:34:11 PM »
go for round two

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The Flood / Re: Thoughts on ASMR?
« on: April 07, 2018, 07:11:12 PM »
clicking, typing, and writing sounds get me triggered, odd mouth sounds not too much. I'm fond of the artists that put a lot of imagination or creativity in to their videos, so naturally I ignore the majority of female content creators.

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Gaming / Re: Spyro HD boys
« on: April 06, 2018, 07:54:03 PM »
on one hand, oh my god yes, Spyro 2 is absolutely my favorite ps1 game and I wanna see Elora's fawn tiddies in high definition

on the other hand, oh my god no, Spyro 2 is absolutely my favorite ps1 game and I only wanna see it the way I remember it so fondly in.

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The Flood / Re: Hello it is me the person SecondClass worships
« on: April 06, 2018, 07:48:09 PM »
Have you tried turning him off and back on again?

Literally yes, but absolutely nothing I do turns him off and I've tried a lot.
Have you tried being genuinely nice?

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I had a friend whose Xbox 360 was stolen and the police got it back but decided to keep it as "evidence". He never got his 360 back and had actually go out and buy a new one. Needless to say, he was extremely pissed. (For anyone wondering: This happened in RI, which is known for being a corrupt shithole.)
first guns, now xboxes. The liberal hellhole of new england must be stopped

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The Flood / Re: Hello it is me the person SecondClass worships
« on: April 06, 2018, 06:32:45 PM »
Have you tried turning him off and back on again?

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The Flood / Re: someone say something
« on: April 05, 2018, 07:39:13 PM »
restart deez nuts

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The Flood / Re: cant do dxm anymore
« on: April 05, 2018, 05:33:38 PM »
Looks fine to me

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Serious / Re: Youtube Headquarters Had A Shooter
« on: April 04, 2018, 09:31:10 PM »
What is also interesting is that she was on the phone with police, claiming that her daughter went missing and was found nearby YouTube HQ moments before this whole thing happened.
Sounds like planning and hoping for suicide-by-cop if she couldn't pull the trigger on herself after the shooting.

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Gaming / Re: "Your Memes End Here" (Fate Thread)
« on: April 04, 2018, 09:26:50 PM »
have not spent Quartz since the Saber Wars
jeez

So this is the patience of the f2p player

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Gaming / Re: "Your Memes End Here" (Fate Thread)
« on: April 04, 2018, 09:15:12 PM »
wait how the fuck did you just get babbage

how long have you not been rolling?

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Gaming / Re: We're all living in America (Fate Thread)
« on: April 04, 2018, 08:59:04 PM »
Jalter next week my guys

don't care for her, only want the mats from the event

Alright sorry for constantly bugging you about it, but I'm torn still and it makes me anxious. This is the last time, I prommise.

Is Jalter a servant I would regret not rolling for as much as I regret not getting Herc? Is Jalter actually on the level of Hercules, Waver and Merlin of being obscenely broken or a super-utility, or is she just really good (a la Gilgamesh) and gets overstated because tits?
I really want to make absolute sure I do not blow quartz on a servant that I do not really want, esspecialy so close the the one banner I have been waiting for the most.

she's just really good like Gil and overhyped because reddit loves her and her tsundere titties. never roll for someone you don't actually want. i didn't get waver, merlin, or jalter on JP and did just fine for all the content through shinjuku (cause that's when it was announced NA was coming and i decided to wait for that instead). if i ever felt i needed one of them i'd just grab them from my support list and there was no shortage of people who rolled for those servants.

the reason merlin, and waver are broken is because their skills provide a ton of survivability and utility to the team and herc is broken because of his insane survivability basically gives him a maximum of 6 turns of BBB when death mechanics are abused and not a lot can survive that from him.

jeanne alter is just one of the best attackers in the game due to her buster focus and tankyness from being an avenger HAHAHA FORGET THAT I FORGOT HER HP IS FUCKING SHIT SO HER AVENGER DEFENSE DOESN'T EVEN MATTER , but there's nothing really broken about her when it comes to later content. For this current content though she's kinda OP.

she'll also have more rate ups in the future so if you decide you want her later you'll have more chances.

Think I should try for Cu or just hope for a spook later?
Shut the fuck up and roll for your mistress already

Das

I fucking love you
Did you pull her?

Yup
well fuck me

Friday I'm rolling another quartz pack. I'm 300 down so far and no dragon dick findom mistress to show for it.
Finally have some kscopes tho so you can look foreward to that on my np5 lancelot after this event.

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The Flood / Re: One of the kids discovered a gateway anime
« on: April 04, 2018, 08:25:50 PM »
Show him some wholesome, family value media, like the Geiger Counter comics by the artist called Quzilax, or maybe even Emergence by ShindoL if he's in that young adult stage of literature.

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The Flood / Re: London’s murder rate overtakes New York’s
« on: April 04, 2018, 08:12:45 PM »
Crime in my area has been the lowest in years, god bless gentrification.
but gats
gentrification is like, destroying black people or some shit

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The Flood / Re: Saw 'Ready Player One'
« on: April 04, 2018, 07:18:08 PM »
Is there any anime in there?
someone rides the motorcycle from akira
fuck you
for real
no I said 🖕you for spoiling it😡
do you want to know how they justify having the iron giant, or are you actually planning on seeing it yourself
II'm not. Lemme hear it.
Spoiler
so there's a guy (who is later revealed to be a girl; her avatar is a big brutish male character, though) who is good with technology and stuff, likes building things

one of the things she builds is a fully autonomous iron giant-looking thing

so it's not like it's the ACTUAL iron giant or anything (even though that's still what she calls it)

it's just someone building a machine made to look like the iron giant, because she likes the iron giant

the fight scene he's involved in happens because they needed someone strong enough to fight mecha godzilla, who was being used by the antagonist

basically the idea behind all the licensed material in this movie is how it works in VR chat, where people just kinda assume the likeness of whatever character they think is cool, whether it be master chief or generic demon guy
Oh. Well that's p. neat.

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The Flood / Re: Saw 'Ready Player One'
« on: April 04, 2018, 06:26:31 PM »
Is there any anime in there?
someone rides the motorcycle from akira
fuck you
for real
no I said 🖕you for spoiling it😡
do you want to know how they justify having the iron giant, or are you actually planning on seeing it yourself
II'm not. Lemme hear it.

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Gaming / Re: We're all living in America (Fate Thread)
« on: April 04, 2018, 06:11:55 PM »
Jalter next week my guys

don't care for her, only want the mats from the event

Alright sorry for constantly bugging you about it, but I'm torn still and it makes me anxious. This is the last time, I prommise.

Is Jalter a servant I would regret not rolling for as much as I regret not getting Herc? Is Jalter actually on the level of Hercules, Waver and Merlin of being obscenely broken or a super-utility, or is she just really good (a la Gilgamesh) and gets overstated because tits?
I really want to make absolute sure I do not blow quartz on a servant that I do not really want, esspecialy so close the the one banner I have been waiting for the most.

she's just really good like Gil and overhyped because reddit loves her and her tsundere titties. never roll for someone you don't actually want. i didn't get waver, merlin, or jalter on JP and did just fine for all the content through shinjuku (cause that's when it was announced NA was coming and i decided to wait for that instead). if i ever felt i needed one of them i'd just grab them from my support list and there was no shortage of people who rolled for those servants.

the reason merlin, and waver are broken is because their skills provide a ton of survivability and utility to the team and herc is broken because of his insane survivability basically gives him a maximum of 6 turns of BBB when death mechanics are abused and not a lot can survive that from him.

jeanne alter is just one of the best attackers in the game due to her buster focus and tankyness from being an avenger HAHAHA FORGET THAT I FORGOT HER HP IS FUCKING SHIT SO HER AVENGER DEFENSE DOESN'T EVEN MATTER , but there's nothing really broken about her when it comes to later content. For this current content though she's kinda OP.

she'll also have more rate ups in the future so if you decide you want her later you'll have more chances.

Think I should try for Cu or just hope for a spook later?
Shut the fuck up and roll for your mistress already

Das

I fucking love you
Did you pull her?

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Gaming / Re: We're all living in America (Fate Thread)
« on: April 04, 2018, 01:48:32 PM »
Jalter next week my guys

don't care for her, only want the mats from the event

Alright sorry for constantly bugging you about it, but I'm torn still and it makes me anxious. This is the last time, I prommise.

Is Jalter a servant I would regret not rolling for as much as I regret not getting Herc? Is Jalter actually on the level of Hercules, Waver and Merlin of being obscenely broken or a super-utility, or is she just really good (a la Gilgamesh) and gets overstated because tits?
I really want to make absolute sure I do not blow quartz on a servant that I do not really want, esspecialy so close the the one banner I have been waiting for the most.

she's just really good like Gil and overhyped because reddit loves her and her tsundere titties. never roll for someone you don't actually want. i didn't get waver, merlin, or jalter on JP and did just fine for all the content through shinjuku (cause that's when it was announced NA was coming and i decided to wait for that instead). if i ever felt i needed one of them i'd just grab them from my support list and there was no shortage of people who rolled for those servants.

the reason merlin, and waver are broken is because their skills provide a ton of survivability and utility to the team and herc is broken because of his insane survivability basically gives him a maximum of 6 turns of BBB when death mechanics are abused and not a lot can survive that from him.

jeanne alter is just one of the best attackers in the game due to her buster focus and tankyness from being an avenger HAHAHA FORGET THAT I FORGOT HER HP IS FUCKING SHIT SO HER AVENGER DEFENSE DOESN'T EVEN MATTER , but there's nothing really broken about her when it comes to later content. For this current content though she's kinda OP.

she'll also have more rate ups in the future so if you decide you want her later you'll have more chances.

Think I should try for Cu or just hope for a spook later?
Shut the fuck up and roll for your mistress already

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The Flood / Re: do your balls ever smell like oreos?
« on: April 04, 2018, 11:52:24 AM »
It's been so long since I've had an oreo I don't even know what they smell like

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The Flood / Re: cant do dxm anymore
« on: April 04, 2018, 11:31:52 AM »
why not
my dom forbade it

He wants to keep His property in good shape and there's no way I'm letting Him down
Class no
But this is good for Class
No drugs is good. Being the "property" of some random dude online who tells him to do? Probably not so much.
You normies just can't understand what true love is
>implying that there's any sort of true love that doesn't involve something 2D

What a normie thing to say Das.
People on the internet are just the 2d characters that they use as their avatars
Do you sexually identify as a turtle pokemon with a santa hat?
Yes and you need to respect that. It is the current year plus three already.
Ok, what are your pronouns?
ho/ho/ho

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The Flood / Re: cant do dxm anymore
« on: April 04, 2018, 11:27:53 AM »
why not
my dom forbade it

He wants to keep His property in good shape and there's no way I'm letting Him down
Class no
But this is good for Class
No drugs is good. Being the "property" of some random dude online who tells him to do? Probably not so much.
You normies just can't understand what true love is
>implying that there's any sort of true love that doesn't involve something 2D

What a normie thing to say Das.
People on the internet are just the 2d characters that they use as their avatars
Do you sexually identify as a turtle pokemon with a santa hat?
Yes and you need to respect that. It is the current year plus three already.

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The Flood / Re: cant do dxm anymore
« on: April 04, 2018, 11:17:34 AM »
why not
my dom forbade it

He wants to keep His property in good shape and there's no way I'm letting Him down
Class no
But this is good for Class
No drugs is good. Being the "property" of some random dude online who tells him to do? Probably not so much.
You normies just can't understand what true love is
>implying that there's any sort of true love that doesn't involve something 2D

What a normie thing to say Das.
People on the internet are just the 2d characters that they use as their avatars

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The Flood / Re: cant do dxm anymore
« on: April 04, 2018, 10:30:06 AM »
why not
my dom forbade it

He wants to keep His property in good shape and there's no way I'm letting Him down
Class no
But this is good for Class
No drugs is good. Being the "property" of some random dude online who tells him to do? Probably not so much.
You normies just can't understand what true love is

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The Flood / Re: cant do dxm anymore
« on: April 04, 2018, 10:15:26 AM »
why not
my dom forbade it

He wants to keep His property in good shape and there's no way I'm letting Him down
Class no
But this is good for Class

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The Flood / Re: London’s murder rate overtakes New York’s
« on: April 03, 2018, 10:05:15 PM »
Urbanization was a mistake. It's nothing but trash.

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Serious / Re: Youtube Headquarters Had A Shooter
« on: April 03, 2018, 07:41:13 PM »
ban assault females

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what the fuck did I miss and what happened to Verb

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The Flood / Re: i finally have a light in my life
« on: April 03, 2018, 04:34:48 PM »
Don't listen to the haters class. I'm happy for ya.

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The Flood / Re: i finally have a light in my life
« on: April 02, 2018, 09:05:39 PM »
Ah, I too am fond of sassy pre-teen cartoon females.
thats just one of his avatars

you dont know how deep this rabbit hole goes
oh

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