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6211
« on: December 23, 2014, 09:33:06 AM »
I leave for a night and the Middle East gets about as fucked up as it is today.
Operation: UESS will be revealed on Page 40.
Brazilian forces move north into Guatemala, Honduras, and Belize. Conquest to be Complete by Page 41.
15,000 Brazilian Forces move north into Botswana. Conquest to be complete by Page 40.
Brazilian Military researchers begin looking into airships of our own. Research done by Page 43.
6212
« on: December 23, 2014, 09:22:09 AM »
From left to right: Psy, Icy and myself watching LC bust out some sweet breakdancing moves.
This actually happened during one of LC's intoxicated sessions.
6213
« on: December 23, 2014, 09:17:15 AM »
> Rawstory, citing TMZ
6214
« on: December 22, 2014, 08:31:36 PM »
6215
« on: December 22, 2014, 08:17:23 PM »
Operation: UESS - 90%
6216
« on: December 22, 2014, 08:14:44 PM »
- Beginning of economic policies that directly led to the Great Recession
*leaves thread*
Not today.
Oh come Meta.
6217
« on: December 22, 2014, 08:09:25 PM »
Of course the liberal weenies would say Reagan, I guess they've stepped up their indoctrination.
"Who's the worst?"
"REAGAN WITHOUT A DOUBT"
"Uh, why?"
"BECAUSE REAGAN WAS REAGAN AND THAT'S BAD"
- Horrible handling of the AIDS crisis - Beginning of economic policies that directly led to the Great Recession - Given way too much credit for the USSR's downfall - Iran Contra
6218
« on: December 22, 2014, 03:15:41 PM »
I'm off to work.
All projects remain in effect until I get back.
6219
« on: December 22, 2014, 03:11:42 PM »
With Costa Rica, Nicaragua, and El Salvador conquered, Brazilian forces move north into Guatemala, Honduras, and Belize. Conquest to be Complete by Page 41.
15,000 Brazilian Forces move north into Botswana. Conquest to be complete by Page 40.
Brazilian Military researchers begin looking into airships of our own. Research done by Page 43.
6220
« on: December 22, 2014, 03:06:31 PM »
Ukrainian Update
Military: 527,000 trained soldiers, standard-issue pistols and bolt action rifles.
Military breakdown:
Ukraine -- 80,000
Saudi Arabia -- 50,000
Lebanon - 5,000
Iran -- 25,000
Iraq -- 30,000
Syria -- 30,000
Balkans -- 5,000
Balctic -- 5,000
Russia -- 32,000
Mongolia -- 40,000
Kazakhstan -- 25,000
Yemen -- 25,000
Oman -- 10,000
Afghanistan -- 30,000
Pakistan -- 25,000
Various territories -- 20,000
Annexing -- 90,000
Technology: Antibiotics, bolt-action rifles, Mills grenades, pistols, internal combustion engine.
Culture: Christian nation primarily, though the only relgion that's illegal is Islam. The mainland is very wealthy, developed, and has an entire history of tradition, but annexed areas (especially Russia and the Balkans) are mainly poor laborers.
525,000? Holy shit.
6221
« on: December 22, 2014, 02:37:55 PM »
>mfw Icy fucking jinxed it by saying 'Another quiet day?'
*sigh*
Can you all just not? For once? .___________.
I did no such thing.
6222
« on: December 22, 2014, 02:30:37 PM »
I give that to Reagan.
6223
« on: December 22, 2014, 02:25:20 PM »
Brazilian Empire Update Territory under Brazilian Control - All of South America - Divided into Five Categories - Brazil, Pacific Triad, Central Triad, Northern Triad, Southern Triad
- Panama, El Salvador, Costa Rica, Nicaragua - Lower Latin America
- South Africa
- Malta
Population - ~ 450,000 population increase pending on slavery future Military Size - ~175,000 Standing - Brazilian - 65,000
- Brazilian Royal Guard - 5,000
- Peru/Chile/Ecuador (The Pacific Triad) - 30,000 (Currently integrating)
- Colombia/Bolivia/Venezuela (Central States) - 25,000 (Currently integrating)
- Suriname/Guyana/French Guinea (Northern Triad) - 10,000
- Paraguay/Uruguay/Argentina (Southern Triad) - 20,000 (Namely from Argentina)
- South Africa/Panama - 20,000 Men
Conscription of Men - Adding an additional 40,000 soldiers by Page 41, bringing the Military's total numbers to 215,000. Military currently has 20 Steel-Plated Ships, 45 Iron-Plated Ships - all with basic canon technology. Operation: UESS - 25%
6224
« on: December 22, 2014, 02:20:24 PM »
Just an FYI.
From this point on, insults directed at Kinder regarding weight will be dealt with as harassment and subject to harsher penalties. The staff agrees that this has gone on long enough and is beyond a casual joking stage.
This is not open for discussion.
6225
« on: December 22, 2014, 02:12:22 PM »
Where are we supposed to meet class?
The Yemen coast.
Hmmm, remembering the last UN. 200 Getho Khano accompany king neo. He shall be in Yemen soon.
General Aloysha waits at the Yemen sea with twenty military policemen.
25,000 soldiers (Afghani natives) -- 50%
25,000 soldiers (Pakistani natives) -- 50%
India annexation -- 23%
"-stan" annexation -- 35%
Project Fjord-Bizok -- 15%
King neo has arrived. And shakes hands with the general.
The General closes his eyes as he shakes King Neo's hand, and a small click can be heard as he finishes the handshake. In less than a second, a large explosion propels outward from the handshake, instantly killing Aloysha and Neo, and wounding several of Neo's and Aloysha's soldiers.
The living soldiers run northward while lobbing more Mills grenades at the enemy forces.
Can we get a map update possibly? :3
Can you give me a rundown on any new territory?
I've got Panama, South Africa, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, and El Salvador (The last three within the next 2 pages or so).
6226
« on: December 22, 2014, 02:03:14 PM »
Conscription of Men Ages 18-25 begins in Brazilian controlled territories. This move will add an addition 40,000 soldiers by Page 41.
6227
« on: December 22, 2014, 01:53:01 PM »
These threads are getting old.
I haven't made one for the last two or three nights, whether or not you noticed. I do try not to wear them out, but I always want a hug before I leave.
>.>
6228
« on: December 22, 2014, 01:50:34 PM »
Brazilian Military announces Operation: UESS. Details expected on Page 39.
6229
« on: December 22, 2014, 01:48:22 PM »
These threads are getting old.
6230
« on: December 22, 2014, 01:45:35 PM »
3 airships are completed, 7 more are commissioned for construction. The military airships are equipped with cannons and tested in open fields. They are successful.
Brazil requests airship blueprints in exchange for South Africa.
6231
« on: December 22, 2014, 01:18:56 PM »
I'll be back in a bit.
Just remember to slow down on inventions people. At this rate, there will be nukes by Page 60 >.>
6232
« on: December 22, 2014, 01:16:30 PM »
Brazil deploys 20,000 soldiers to begin annexing the countries of Costa Rica, Nicaragua, and El Salvador. Competition of all three is estimated by Page 39.
An estimated 15,000 soldiers will come from South Africa, and 5,000 from Panama, will be integrated into the Brazilian military by Page 36.
6233
« on: December 22, 2014, 01:07:29 PM »
Panama and South Africa are now under Brazilian Control.
6234
« on: December 22, 2014, 01:03:25 PM »
lol Tblocks backstabs US allies and the world watches America burn, such drama, wow
Hey, Austria loves drama.
King Icy requests to visit the empire for vacation.
Empress Kuvira permits no American visits to the Empire at this moment.
> Brazilian > American. Kuvira, pls.
6235
« on: December 22, 2014, 01:01:50 PM »
lol Tblocks backstabs US allies and the world watches America burn, such drama, wow
Hey, Austria loves drama.
King Icy requests to visit the empire for vacation.
6236
« on: December 22, 2014, 12:56:44 PM »
Not miserable like 100% of online atheists.
Wasn't aware my life is miserable.
Your daily complaint threads about the world in serious would tell me otherwise
My... daily complaint threads?
Yes sir
You have me confusd.
6237
« on: December 22, 2014, 12:56:05 PM »
Airships are now ready for deployment.
How many? Because as we told you before - no way would you have 100 airships by now
And I explained how, I even added an extra page.
You really didn't, but fine. Just slow it down - considering we're at roughly 1815 or so and we have you conquering China in 2 pages and building 100 air ships...
6238
« on: December 22, 2014, 12:53:14 PM »
Not miserable like 100% of online atheists.
Wasn't aware my life is miserable.
Your daily complaint threads about the world in serious would tell me otherwise
My... daily complaint threads?
6239
« on: December 22, 2014, 12:51:51 PM »
Quebec:
75,000 phalanxes
30,000 rifles/ archers
25,000 tribals
1,000 getho khano
The las 6,200 can be Heavy cavalry
Vs.
120,000 Norwegian troops w/ rifles, pistols, swords and 50 ships w/ cannons.
You can continue fighting
6240
« on: December 22, 2014, 12:48:26 PM »
Not miserable like 100% of online atheists.
Wasn't aware my life is miserable.
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