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The Flood / Re: UPDATE THE FRONT PAGE QUIPS
« on: April 19, 2016, 09:23:07 AM »
I have zero control over that.

But yeah, it's kinda bad having something from seven months ago still on there
this thread is directed at people with real power, not sympathy positions

Rude.
Hillary es basura

Succhiare il mio cazzo

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The Flood / Re: UPDATE THE FRONT PAGE QUIPS
« on: April 19, 2016, 09:15:54 AM »
I have zero control over that.

But yeah, it's kinda bad having something from seven months ago still on there
this thread is directed at people with real power, not sympathy positions

Rude.

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The Flood / Re: UPDATE THE FRONT PAGE QUIPS
« on: April 19, 2016, 09:03:26 AM »
I have zero control over that.

But yeah, it's kinda bad having something from seven months ago still on there

1624
The Flood / Re: Filename Sep7 members
« on: April 18, 2016, 11:57:43 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Filename Sep7 members
« on: April 18, 2016, 11:41:00 PM »
Sure

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The Flood / Re: Rate sep7's twinks
« on: April 18, 2016, 11:16:13 PM »
Twinks are the worst.


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The Flood / Re: Insult Me
« on: April 18, 2016, 10:11:22 PM »
Give me reason beyond "I'm an emotionally unstable degenerate who has sex with strange men for money and needs to be abused because my middle class lifestyle is just so overwhelming and I can't handle school anymore"

Thanks


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The Flood / Re: Insult Me
« on: April 18, 2016, 10:09:25 PM »

1629
The Flood / Insult Me
« on: April 18, 2016, 10:08:07 PM »
Please

1630
The Flood / Re: users you miss
« on: April 18, 2016, 09:55:08 PM »
All of the spambots I've banned

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Serious / Re: North Carolina Bathroom Bill
« on: April 18, 2016, 09:30:45 PM »
I'm over simplifying

That's an understatement.

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Serious / Re: North Carolina Bathroom Bill
« on: April 18, 2016, 01:20:11 PM »
Just gonna say this, I would probably get shot or get hit in the face by pepper spray if I walked into the women's restroom these days. Just saying.

Yup

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Serious / Re: 2016 Election
« on: April 18, 2016, 12:36:37 PM »
why isn't Hillary in jail or something since she did bad shit fam

Something about a trial.


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Serious / Re: 2016 Election
« on: April 18, 2016, 09:23:17 AM »
Clinton is a criminal, why would you want her as president?
probably because her criminality doesn't actually have much to do with her abilities as a leader

it would still be great if she were indicted, though
It would be interesting to see who she picks as VP, and also how her presidency would unfold if she were indicted. Obviously the VP would assume duties, but I wonder if she will take her legal proceedings into account for her choice.

AKA will she pick a wingman or a "successor" who will act similarly to herself?

Clinton is (likely) going to pick a VP candidate who is...

A)  Slightly to the left of herself in terms of policy, in hopes to scoop up some of Sanders support
B)  From a state that she did not win in the primaries (Wisconsin, Minnesota) or from a state she feels she could turn blue in the general (Texas)


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The Flood / Re: When is it too many partners?
« on: April 18, 2016, 09:12:55 AM »
Update: first woman I ever slept with, French teacher, is now single and we started talking again. There wasn't enough in common for a relationship, but asked if she'd want to see me again.

Also, 30 year old special education teacher wants to sleep with me.

I'm not who's more desperate - them or you.

1636
Serious / Re: 2016 Election
« on: April 17, 2016, 11:54:03 PM »
Why are you voting for Hilary?

- Policies are more in line with my thinking (Center-Left that lay the groundwork for more progressive policies)
- More likely to get some agenda pushed through a GOP Congress
- Sanders supporters (generally, there are exceptions)  are literally some of the most politically uninformed voters I have ever met who jump at the buzzwords "Free!", "Wall Street!", and "Banks"
So you support treason?

Huh, funny. Never stated that
Yet you support Hillary

"If I wanted to cast a vote based on one issue alone, I would. Hell of a lot easier to pick a candidate."

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Serious / Re: 2016 Election
« on: April 17, 2016, 11:40:22 PM »
Why are you voting for Hilary?

- Policies are more in line with my thinking (Center-Left that lay the groundwork for more progressive policies)
- More likely to get some agenda pushed through a GOP Congress
- Sanders supporters (generally, there are exceptions)  are literally some of the most politically uninformed voters I have ever met who jump at the buzzwords "Free!", "Wall Street!", and "Banks"
So you support treason?

Huh, funny. Never stated that

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The Flood / Re: Best Brand of Condoms
« on: April 17, 2016, 10:42:39 PM »
Does anyone else feel awkward buying them at grocery stores?

I used to. Then I stopped caring. Did you know most drug stores sell basic sex toys now? Try buying a vibrating cock ring without a raised eyebrow

Leave.
No.
Yes.

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The Flood / Re: Best Brand of Condoms
« on: April 17, 2016, 10:38:33 PM »
Does anyone else feel awkward buying them at grocery stores?

I used to. Then I stopped caring. Did you know most drug stores sell basic sex toys now? Try buying a vibrating cock ring without a raised eyebrow

Leave.

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The Flood / Re: Best Brand of Condoms
« on: April 17, 2016, 10:38:14 PM »
Does anyone else feel awkward buying them at grocery stores?

Kinda. Mainly cause I don't need some annoying high schooler being bitchy when he rings them up.

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Serious / Re: North Carolina Bathroom Bill
« on: April 17, 2016, 10:18:51 PM »
Paypal throws a fit over this yet still does business with Saudis who execute LGBT people lmao.

If Paypal were to stop business with the Saudi's, it would be a drop in the bucket to them. If Paypal pulls out of opening a new headquarters in North Carolina, it's a bit more prominent to the state.

Perspective, though it is hypocritical

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The Flood / Re: Best Brand of Condoms
« on: April 17, 2016, 08:29:11 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Best Brand of Condoms
« on: April 17, 2016, 08:24:53 PM »
Your avatar is dick repellent enough.

I mean he's voting for her too

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The Flood / Re: Best Brand of Condoms
« on: April 17, 2016, 07:35:00 PM »
None.

Spoiler
but remember I'm married... also Trojan is the best brand

Even for guys are more well endowed?


Yeah they have the gold Magnum brand for that reason.





I prefer Trojan because they have the ribbed condoms and let's face it those feel good.

Huh. I'll have to make sure to examine them... for science.


They also have the "bare skin" type for the Magnum ones... for science.

I'll ask my colleagues their preference for examination.

1646
The Flood / Re: Sunday Night Muthafuckas!
« on: April 17, 2016, 07:34:00 PM »
Homework.
Sex.
Sleep.

Not in that order.

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The Flood / Re: Best Brand of Condoms
« on: April 17, 2016, 07:32:54 PM »
None.

Spoiler
but remember I'm married... also Trojan is the best brand

Even for guys are more well endowed?


Yeah they have the gold Magnum brand for that reason.





I prefer Trojan because they have the ribbed condoms and let's face it those feel good.

Huh. I'll have to make sure to examine them... for science.

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The Flood / Re: Best Brand of Condoms
« on: April 17, 2016, 07:29:45 PM »
None.

Spoiler
but remember I'm married... also Trojan is the best brand

Even for guys are more well endowed?

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The Flood / Re: I waxed my mustache for the first time in two months
« on: April 17, 2016, 07:12:25 PM »
> waxing

Degenerates, the lot of you.
I'm Hispanic.

Sorry, but there is nothing attractive about a half ass mustache that doesn't ever fully grow in.

Not my fault you got the shit end of the genetics pool.


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The Flood / Re: I waxed my mustache for the first time in two months
« on: April 17, 2016, 07:10:08 PM »
> waxing

Degenerates, the lot of you.

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