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« on: December 28, 2019, 08:23:17 PM »
Oh yeah, direct youtube URLs don't work for some reason.
#Invalid YouTube Link#
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« on: December 28, 2019, 08:20:22 PM »
MODS BANNED MY ASS BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT I WAS GRIEFING! WELL! THEY CAN SUCK MY DOUBLE DICKS DOWN THEIR THROATS! I HATE MYSELF! 
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« on: December 28, 2019, 08:11:56 PM »
P0rn
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« on: December 24, 2019, 10:19:24 PM »
No it’s Christmas Eve
Within 40 minutes, yes that is correct!
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« on: December 24, 2019, 08:30:08 PM »
if you really think about it Spoiler Furries are imaginative animal fuckers
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« on: December 22, 2019, 09:55:46 PM »
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« on: December 22, 2019, 08:23:54 AM »
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« on: December 22, 2019, 07:55:15 AM »
You do realize Bung-Fuck-Hole permabanned many Flood accounts?
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« on: December 22, 2019, 07:53:04 AM »
"Oatmeal raisin" is a very political statement. As the oats and raisins were collected by a workforce of humans instead of machines. Hundreds of souls were forced into workforces and armies by their Khan to gather all the dried grapes and oats from the fields and destroyed cities. They were worked or fought into an expiration date that was less than a pack of oats or raisins itself. The US paid them handsomly, but only the Khan got the benefits of the trade. Thus, violent protests were held against the US supporting a monster of his own people.
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« on: December 20, 2019, 11:59:19 PM »
Fact: Scholar of the First Sin was a better new-gen console port than "Dark Souls 1 Remastered."
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« on: December 20, 2019, 11:37:20 PM »
Welcome my dude, What was your username on b.net? Just wondering if we'd recognise you. Well... My username started with ——. However, I first joined offtopic on B.net a few months before Bunghole forced you to pay for Desticle 2 to use the forums, so you might not recognize me as a "lost Flood member."
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« on: December 19, 2019, 12:26:51 PM »
Uhhhhh... It looks like a comedy?
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« on: December 19, 2019, 12:20:18 PM »
always wanted to, but it's too hard and not rewarding enough If you have a programs like garageband, and a variety of instrument loops, it's easy to put them together to create a musical harmony.
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« on: December 19, 2019, 11:00:07 AM »
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« on: December 19, 2019, 10:08:27 AM »
Trump lashed out in an informal letter to Pelosi on the eve of impeachment, so he seems to be very mature about it. Anyway, remember: We are talking about the guy who did shit like obstructing justice, and be so scared about an investigation that he tried to spin it as a "witch hunt" by calling everything like that for the thousandths of time. Spoiler Also, I love how he called it an attempted coup. A coup is a sudden, violent, and illegal seizure of the power in a government.
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« on: December 19, 2019, 09:55:20 AM »
No drug can help me
Nonsense, just keep trying. You'll find the right one
boypussy?
uwu
your boypussy?
UwU
Well, I'll lie if I say that I'm not getting horny from that.
careful of those provocations while i have rum
I'm just wondering how big your uwu can get
I guess there's only one way to find out 
Should I fucking report this to the police?
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« on: December 19, 2019, 09:51:13 AM »
Sometimes my enemies don't know grammar when they sing me a song about me removing their tongues and butchering their arms and legs. Sounds very loud yet inaudible; I LOVE IT!
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« on: December 19, 2019, 09:46:04 AM »
Brother, I always wanted to replace my arms with drills, and my legs with wheels, but I get too queasy thinking about it... Like how will I be able to love those I care about, when I fucking drill holes in them, and run over their corpses? Sometimes for me, it's good to have cold feet and be lazy about not murdering your asshole boss at night.
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« on: December 17, 2019, 10:42:53 AM »
Is Challenger black?
Bruh...
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« on: December 17, 2019, 07:30:48 AM »
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« on: December 15, 2019, 10:20:23 PM »
Death to the blaspheming infidels!
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« on: December 15, 2019, 10:18:27 PM »
2006, June, 6th
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« on: December 15, 2019, 10:13:39 PM »
Enough times to create the Ninja Turtles.
edit: Also enough times to get sued over child abandonment.
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« on: December 15, 2019, 10:07:08 PM »
How will you be celebrating?  Me? I have one week of school, but I will be celebrating with family and friends in Jerusalem.
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« on: December 13, 2019, 12:22:44 PM »
PvP is not fun when you can't hack.
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« on: December 13, 2019, 12:21:17 PM »
Stop crying, you baby.
I ate them.
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« on: December 13, 2019, 11:56:58 AM »
Spotify are for boys who want to be girls, so no. Fuck you for wanting to gender bender little kids! Go wrap yourself, creep!
Are you trying to get insulted here?
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« on: December 13, 2019, 11:53:01 AM »
Sherlock Holmes went to kill a hotel room full of three people, he'd enter using a secret door in the hotel he read about in a book ten years ago. He'd throw peanuts at one guy causing him to go into anaphylactic shock, as he deduced from a dartboard with a picture of George Washington carver on it pinned to the wall that the man had a severe peanut allergy. The second man would kill himself just as planned as Sherlock had earlier deduced that him and the first man were homosexual lovers who couldn't live without each other due to the faint scent of penis on each other's breath and a slight dilation of their pupils when they looked at each other. As for the third man, why Sherlock doesn't kill him at all. The third man removes his sunglasses and wig and to reveal he actually WAS Sherlock the entire time. But Sherlock just entered through the secret door and just murdered two people, how can there be two of him? The first Sherlock removes his mask to reveal he's actually Moriarty attempting to frame Sherlock for two murders. Sherlock however anticipated this, the two dead men stand up, they're undercover police officers. It was all a ruse. "But Sherlock!" Moriarty cries "That police officer blew his own head off, look at it, there are skull fragments on the wall, how is he fine now? How did you fake that?" Sherlock just winks at the screen. The end.
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