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Memeland
Are you seriously fucking kidding me?

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The Flood / Re: How I'd want to be arrested
« on: August 04, 2014, 03:43:39 PM »
Lol. He really keeps that posh gentleman attitude the whole time.



apparently he was arrested for eating over 50 delicacies at various restaurants and then leaving without paying.
That's fucking top notch.
Yeah, theft is awesome.

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The Flood / Re: You have transformed into your forum picture!
« on: August 04, 2014, 03:41:41 PM »
Fuck.

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The Flood / Re: What's your occupation?
« on: August 04, 2014, 02:18:22 PM »
Student/University.

I'm aiming to get a job this side of christmas but that's very much dependant on my health.
Your health? What's wrong?

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The Flood / Re: Something I noticed with this forum.
« on: August 04, 2014, 02:17:33 PM »
This thread is a waste of server space. Great fucking job.
Your life is a waste of server space.

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!

NO WAY!!

YOU JUST GOT #SHREKT!

WHAT WAS THAT!?!?!?


OHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!!!
That doesn't even make sense. My life isn't hosted on a fucking server.

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The Flood / Re: Something I noticed with this forum.
« on: August 04, 2014, 02:03:45 PM »
This thread is a waste of server space. Great fucking job.

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The Flood / What's your occupation?
« on: August 04, 2014, 02:02:38 PM »
If you're a student, then say whether you're in high school or college. I'm an accountant with GE, though I almost got terminated in May for having a positive drug test. They ended up keeping me, though.

Now it's your turn.

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News / Re: We need Mods
« on: August 04, 2014, 02:00:21 PM »
I'll gladly be a mod if you need another one.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: I'll edit your posts to whatever I want
« on: August 04, 2014, 01:51:22 AM »
HEY I'M SECONDCLASS.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: I'll edit your posts to whatever I want
« on: August 04, 2014, 01:46:52 AM »
I hope you know that this is the definition of abusing your mod powers. Just fucking delete my two replies in this thread. It was dumb of me to fucking make them, I admit.

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Serious / Re: oh gawd y
« on: August 04, 2014, 01:38:34 AM »
Oh my god. Fucking NO. NO. WHAT

I literally just fucking threw up a little bit. I used to fervently support Obamacare, but not any fucking more. What the hell has this country come to? I'm seriously considering moving now. What kind of fucking government uses memes in ANY official media?

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The Flood / Re: Do you think Zombies are realistic?
« on: August 04, 2014, 01:31:32 AM »
"Zombie" media in general is pretty cool.

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The Flood / Re: never mind
« on: August 04, 2014, 01:18:02 AM »
....... can't you report the fucker for soliciting nudes from a minor or some shit? Or paste a picture onto #offtopic and watch  him cry.
Not when the "minor" is an adult who was pretending to be fucking child, for Christ's sake. Do you have any idea how idiotic that sounds?

Nah brah, minors have been put on the sex offenders list for getting other minors to give them nudes.

Stop being a Garem.
Stop being me? Yeah, that makes complete fucking sense, kid.

Please do, you'd be doing the world a favor.
I obviously have some deep-seated jealously issues, so I'm just going to let you "win" this one. I'll get some help.

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The Flood / Re: So are we still doing that radio.dj or whatever thing?
« on: August 04, 2014, 01:08:50 AM »
Don't bother, the kiddos in there don't even play music.
Playing music right now.
Alice in Chains isn't fucking music. What a waste of two minutes.
Perma-banned.
What is your problem?
Wow, you really banned me? Lol, you kids get angry so easily.

EDIT: Really shows the incompetency of this site's moderation team when posts are edited for petty, pedantic reasons. Real mature.

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The Flood / Re: So are we still doing that radio.dj or whatever thing?
« on: August 04, 2014, 12:52:04 AM »
Don't bother, the kiddos in there don't even play music.
Playing music right now.
Alice in Chains is the best fucking music. What a great use of two minutes.

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The Flood / Re: never mind
« on: August 04, 2014, 12:47:37 AM »
....... can't you report the fucker for soliciting nudes from a minor or some shit? Or paste a picture onto #offtopic and watch  him cry.
Not when the "minor" is an adult who was pretending to be fucking child, for Christ's sake. Do you have any idea how idiotic that sounds?

Nah brah, minors have been put on the sex offenders list for getting other minors to give them nudes.

Stop being a Garem.
Stop being me? Yeah, that makes complete fucking sense, kid.

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The Flood / Re: never mind
« on: August 04, 2014, 12:47:01 AM »
....... can't you report the fucker for soliciting nudes from a minor or some shit? Or paste a picture onto #offtopic and watch  him cry.
Not when the "minor" is an adult who was pretending to be fucking child, for Christ's sake. Do you have any idea how idiotic that sounds?
Why not? Cops do it all the time.
Yeah, cops. Not autistic forum-users. I'm pretty sure it's a crime to pretend to be an eleven year old girl on the Internet, anyway.

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The Flood / Re: I'm messaging a desperate desticle
« on: August 04, 2014, 12:40:21 AM »
I know what you should do: stop pretending to be an eleven year old girl on the Internet. That's fucking weird. Why don't you go do something normal with your life, kid?
hey honey wanna get freaky?
What the fuck? Maybe you are eleven. You sure act like a fucking preteen.
yeah im 11 wanna fuck?
Get a fucking life.

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The Flood / Re: never mind
« on: August 04, 2014, 12:39:36 AM »
....... can't you report the fucker for soliciting nudes from a minor or some shit? Or paste a picture onto #offtopic and watch  him cry.
Not when the "minor" is an adult who was pretending to be fucking child, for Christ's sake. Do you have any idea how idiotic that sounds?

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The Flood / Re: I'm messaging a desperate desticle
« on: August 04, 2014, 12:37:45 AM »
I know what you should do: stop pretending to be an eleven year old girl on the Internet. That's fucking weird. Why don't you go do something normal with your life, kid?
hey honey wanna get freaky?
What the fuck? Maybe you are eleven. You sure act like a fucking preteen.

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The Flood / Re: I'm messaging a desperate desticle
« on: August 04, 2014, 12:36:24 AM »
I know what you should do: stop pretending to be an eleven year old girl on the Internet. That's fucking weird. Why don't you go do something normal with your life, kid?

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The Flood / Re: So are we still doing that radio.dj or whatever thing?
« on: August 03, 2014, 11:49:27 PM »
Don't bother, the kiddos in there don't even play music.

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The Flood / Re: If you were a prostitute...
« on: August 03, 2014, 10:47:48 PM »
I would never be a prostitute, so fucking nothing.

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The Flood / Re: Has 2014 been a good year for you?
« on: August 03, 2014, 04:53:26 PM »
I got a positive drug test and didn't get fired, so it hasn't been too bad. Probably won't get my advancement at the end of the year, though.

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars: 80's Highschool Edition
« on: August 01, 2014, 02:46:19 PM »
That's pretty fucking awesome. My favorite is the Obi-Wan/Yoda panel.

I think that's the first thing I've ever seen you post that wasn't inherently negative. Well done compatriot.


SO YOU DO HAVE A SOFT SIDE!
I post positive things when the situation calls for it, and negative things when the situation calls for it. But on this fucking forum, the latter happens much more often.

Also, I don't think you made your fucking text big enough. And people say I waste bandwidth...

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The Flood / Re: Minecraft Griefing; Kid rages like all hell xD
« on: August 01, 2014, 02:42:40 PM »
Yeah, making little kids cry is fucking hilarious.

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The Flood / Re: Help me, Sep7agon, you're my only hope.
« on: August 01, 2014, 02:39:12 PM »
Derp.
The little respect I had for you has fucking disappeared. "Derp?" Fucking really? I always knew you were autistic, but I never knew you were a fucking nine year old. Kill yourself. No one buys your "engineering student" act. The world would be better off without your piece of shit ass.

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars: 80's Highschool Edition
« on: August 01, 2014, 02:05:49 PM »
That's pretty fucking awesome. My favorite is the Obi-Wan/Yoda panel.

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The Flood / Re: GET IN HERE FIG
« on: August 01, 2014, 02:01:28 PM »
"Fig"? Again with this meme bullshit.

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The Flood / Re: Don't do steroids kids
« on: August 01, 2014, 01:42:54 PM »
Marijuana and alcohol are the only drugs that anyone should use. I don't understand these idiots who get addicted to hard drugs.

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