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The Flood / Re: I'm seriously thinking about becoming a rapper.
« on: August 06, 2015, 10:46:24 PM »
Stay bodied?
I don't get it.

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The Flood / Re: how many times have you fapped to Naoto's avatar
« on: August 06, 2015, 10:42:07 PM »
not even that great tbh imo fam
remy has a great ass though

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The Flood / Re: what have i done
« on: August 06, 2015, 10:41:02 PM »
oh

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The Flood / Re: how many times have you fapped to Naoto's avatar
« on: August 06, 2015, 10:35:46 PM »
only ironically

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The Flood / Re: I'm seriously thinking about becoming a rapper.
« on: August 06, 2015, 10:22:07 PM »
lol

you can't rhyme agent with agents

just stop

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Gaming / Re: My Metal Gear/Solid Marathon
« on: August 06, 2015, 10:14:20 PM »

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Gaming / My Metal Gear/Solid Marathon (MGS2 complete)
« on: August 06, 2015, 10:00:40 PM »
Progress:
Metal Gear 1 - Complete
First of all, fuck those floor traps.

In total, it took me around 4 and 1/2 hours to complete. I'll admit to having used a guide multiple times because I had no idea where I was going or what I was doing, especially in the beginning.

For a game released in '87, it holds up okay. The controller layout was a bit eh though. Triggers for the inventory screens wasn't a good layout IMO, and led to me accidentally going into them occasionally.
Thankfully the AI is fairly limited, meaning they can only detect you if you're directly in their line of sight, so getting through areas multiple times isn't a problem.
The bosses were pretty easy - Although, I did get run over by the tank a couple times because I'm an idiot.
How do you kill the flying dudess though? Other than funneling them through a door way, I wasn't able to kill them.

Also, what happens if you get the combination wrong when destroying Metal Gear?

I already know the basic plot for the series, so there wasn't any big surprise when the game makes it blatantly obvious that Big Boss is the leader of Outer Heaven.

Anyway, there's my short and shittily written "review" of the game.
Overall, I give it 6 Brent Rambos out of 10. Pretty enjoyable game all the way through, but nothing amazing that had me on the edge of my seat, although it did leave me wanting more of the franchise (which I'm pretty excited to continue playing).

I'll begin playing Metal Gear 2 tomorrow, and probably update this afterwards.
Metal Gear 2 - Complete
It took me just over 5 1/2 hours to complete. Again, I'll admit to having used a guide because these games are pretty confusing, especially when you need to backtrack half of the game.

Gameplay mechanics are much more improved over MG1. The addition of a radar and a crouch/crawl were very welcome additions to the already solid but basic gameplay of MG1.
Again though, like with MG1, the controller layout isn't that great.

The AI is a lot less dumb this time around, which made the game a little harder (there's now the alert mode, and never ending enemies in alert mode), and was sometimes a litte infuriating.
I was getting really pissed off at the beginning of the game because I kept getting detected and losing most of my health and wasting the first ration, so I kept restarting the game (like 3 restarts). I really wasn't enjoying the game up until after I beat Black Ninja/Schneider, after which it became much more enjoyable. This part wasn't even that difficult, yet I still kept getting caught and getting annoyed because I'm an idiot.

Like MG1, the bosses were very easy, but this time they were pretty creative and fun to do - Jungle Evil and Night Fright were definitely my favourites, and I enjoyed Big Boss' fight too. His dialogue before he fights you made it all the more better.
Fighting Dr Madnar was a little odd though. Snake is a highly trained soldier, yet he was getting strangled by an old fart.

The story this time around had significantly improved too. It had a lot more depth to it than it's predecessor, and character dialogue was written so much better, which made them far more likeable, especially Gustava and Gray Fox.
Easily one of, if not the best written games of its time.

Also, what's the deal with Gustava's name? Why was she called Natasha in the original MSX version, but called Gustava in the MGS HD version?


Aaand there's my second (somewhat) short and shite "review".
Overall, I give it 6.8 adult Brent Rambos out of 10. Very enjoyable game once I got past the part that was pissing me off. Still not amazing (don't get me wrong, it's a brilliant game), like I said with MG1, but it was quite a big step up from the first, and was definitely ahead of its time in terms of gameplay and story. And once again, just like MG1, has left me wanting even more out of the franchise than before.


I'll be moving on to MGS1 tomorrow (today, but you get what I mean), which I'm pretty excited to get into.
I probably won't finish it n one sitting because I assume it's much longer, and because I have work Sunday, meaning I won't be sitting up all night playing it. It'll likely be Sunday night or some time Monday when I'll finish it and update this thread.
Metal Gear Solid - Complete
Holy crap, this game was fantastic. Easily one of my favourite games now.
I really enjoyed it, despite getting annoyed a few times at the strangle/neck snap mechanic not being that great.
Besides that, the game holds up fairly decently for a '98 game in regards to gameplay. Backtracking wasn't anywhere near the amount that's in MG1 & MG2. Looks like Keksworth was lying.

The story was great from beginning to end. Kojima really does keep outdoing himself.
The atmosphere was brilliant.
The acting wass really good too, especially for a game that released when it did. The characters are all fantastically done and feel "alive", and all very likeable characters because of the combination of the acting and writing.
My favourite 3 characters were easily Gray Fox, Sniper Wolf and Psycho Mantis.
The cutscenes are pretty well animated, for a '98 game at least.

Also, having to run up all of those stairs while getting shot and clotheslined by soldiers was annoying though. Bad level design.

Boss fights
-Ocelot's fight was simple and easy, but enjoyable.
-Raven's tank fight was really easy because you can just circle him and spam him with grenades.
-Gray Fox's fight was a little confusing at first, but once I figured it out, it was easy, but again, enjoyable. He was such a great character.
-Psycho Mantis' fight was one of the strangest and more creative boss fights I've seen. Him telling you how well you've played the game and reading your storage was pretty cool. Super enjoyable.
-Sniper Wolf's first fight was annoying because the game just isn't designed all that well for FPS combat. It also didn't help that I was using the D-pad to play  (the PS3's controller is garbage. The thumbsticks are terrible) until the second attempt. Holy shit though one of her wolves scared me when I was crawling through the area before her first fight.
-Liquid's Hind D fight was fun, but ridiculously easy. Bullshit that he was able to survive that though.
-Sniper Wolf's second fight was easier this time because I'd gotten the hang of the sucky FPS controls.
-Raven's second fight, again, was super easy. Just sit at the corners with C4.
-REX was pretty fun to fight, besides me accidentally equiping the PSG instead of my Chaff grenades and got killed twice because of it. My fault though, not the game's. Also Gray Fox showing why he was a brilliant character, again.
-Liquid's fight was pretty easy. Mirrored the fight with Gray Fox in MG2.
-Fuck the car chase. I couldn't, for the life of me, hit him when he's driving on your left with the pillars between your car and his. This part really annoyed me.

"Review" 3 is finally done after finally completing the game after putting it on hold for multiple days.
Overall, this game easily deserves 9 dancing Snakes out of 10. I would've given it a solid (heh) 10 if it wasn't for my few small issues with the game.
The game was extremely enjoyable, and had me absorbed in it almost the entire time I played it.
This game has definitely secured a permanent place on my list of my favourite games ever, and as one of my favourite series too.

If anyone is reading this that hasn't played this game (doubt it), then I absolutely recommend it, even if you haven't played MG1 & MG2.

I'll either start MGS2 tomorrow/today (sunday), or Monday.
I need more of this franchise.


Metal Gear Solid 2 -Complete 
Great game, but it's no MGS1.
Anyway...

Like I mentioned in the MGS1 "review", I got annoyed by the strangle mechanic being clunky and finicky.
But again, besides that, I really enjoyed the game.

I wasn't too invested in the story of this one though. I'm not saying it's bad, but just that it didn't grasp my attention as much. I'll definitely go back and replay it though after TPP.
The acting was mostly good, as always, but man is Raiden annoying and whiny. Really not a big fan of him.
The Colonel felt more robotic, which was probably intentional. If it was, then well done.
Snake is easily the best character in the game. A big step up from his MGS1 development and character.

The gameplay improvements are very welcome additions, but they need some tweaking. Like really, man. You have to press multiple buttons simultaneously just to shoot in first person. And the auto-rifles are the worst for this.
But at least the FPS aiming made killing guards easier.
Raiden's cartwheel was dumb though. I preferred Snake's combat roll.

Oh, and you weren't lying about the backtracking. I probably know Big Shell like the back of my hand. I'm not really complaining though.

Bosses
Tanker:
- Olga was super easy and nothing special. Not much I can say.

Big Shell:
- Does Fortune even count? You just sit behind crates until the lift arrives.
- Fatman was hilariously stupid but also pretty fun. Like seriously, a fat bomb espert on roller blades? Crazy shit.
- The Harrier fight was irritating the first try because I had no idea how to hit them. Once I learned you had to wait for the flash it became pretty simple.
- Vamp's fight was pretty good too. But I don't understand how he's able to wim in the water after he just said you can't get out if you fall in.
He did almost kill me with his things that stop you from moving though when I first got hit because I was pretty confused.
- Apparently the Tengus soldiers are counted as a boss fight, so... Yeah, fuck this part. I failed the corridor part so many times because Snake kept running into them and dying.
- RAY was easily my favourite boss fight. Not because it was hard or anything, but because it was cool as fuck. Dodging over missiles and shooting all 3 RAYs in one go was super satisfying.
-Solidus's fight would have ben better if it wasn't for the shitty sword mechanics. The first stage of his fight wasn't a problem, but when he goes to his GOTTA GO FAST stage is when he becomes a pain in the ass.

Almost forgot. Fuck Emma. Escort quests in any game are objectively bad.


Well, there's number 4 finally written up after like 5 days of having finished the game.
Overall, this game deserves an 8 on the Tom Hardy thumbs up scale. It's just behind MGS1 for a few reasons, but it's still a really good game.
The game built off of the solid groundwork of MGS1, and I'm glad it did. If the little issues I had regarding gameplay were addressed, I would've at least given it an 8.5 at minimum.

This game has even further cemented MGS as one of my most favourite franchises. Like seriously, I fucking love it so far.


I'll get around to properly playing MGS3 today (meaning Saturday, for all you non-Bongs). Pretty excited because of how highly praised it is. And it's a Kojima-san game, so it'll obviously be great.
Metal Gear Solid 3 -
Metal Gear Solid 4 -
Peace Walker -
Rising Revengeance (if I decide to buy it) -
Ground Zeroes -
The Phantom Pain -

I should probably stop typing these up super late at night whilst I'm super tired

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Gaming / Re: lol You can already pre-order RotTR for PS4
« on: August 06, 2015, 09:15:48 PM »
What is the point of deals like that? The game is going to come out anyway for the PS4 so why spend money on making it an "exclusive game" when it's not going to stay exclusive. To me it makes more sense to use the money you spent on that deal and actually publish an exclusive game of your own.
because ms wanted something to rival uc4 to sell xbones

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The Flood / Re: Arian Foster: "I Don't Believe in God"
« on: August 06, 2015, 03:00:46 PM »
"I'm not a troll"
-PSU

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The Flood / Re: Netflix
« on: August 06, 2015, 02:59:07 PM »

Lie To Me
So much win, shame there's only three seasons
because it was cancelled, which is why it has no ending

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The Flood / Re: Fan4stic reviews are in
« on: August 06, 2015, 01:55:29 PM »
Why did they even reboot this series?
to keep the ip from marvel

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The Flood / Re: Free Forza 5 XB1
« on: August 06, 2015, 01:02:22 PM »
lol
Hey man, If there's an opportunity to acquire free stuff, I'm gonna jump all over it.
i'm giving away a fresh chocolate log i just dumped in the toilet for free
I like your avatar and title bar color scheme

Looks good
oh

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Gaming / Re: Bungie is doing some mustard ricing.
« on: August 06, 2015, 12:34:40 PM »
Titans aren't even worth their price if you actually do

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The Flood / Re: To everyone with a profile picture
« on: August 06, 2015, 12:17:40 PM »
People allowed in this thread:
Baconshelf
Flee to some degree
Casper

Why is the rest of you filths in MY thread?
baconshelf's avatar is a halo avatar

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Gaming / lol You can already pre-order RotTR for PS4
« on: August 06, 2015, 12:09:16 PM »
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B013HMN66M/20-2530-20/

lmao
Full price for a game that'll be a year old.

What kind of shitty deal did MS have with Square? Obviously not a very good one if you can pre-order it on the competing platform before the Xbone version is even out.

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The Flood / Re: Suggest Youtube Channels
« on: August 06, 2015, 11:45:45 AM »
Fedorekd

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Gaming / Re: Gamescom 2015 Thread
« on: August 06, 2015, 11:45:22 AM »
What kind of person actually has a "kill list"? That ain't normal yo'

probably Deci
we khow deci isn't normal

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The Flood / Re: All too easy
« on: August 06, 2015, 11:39:43 AM »
Chris Evans is Rocketman287.

But......I made  a whole thread asking if we looked similar and peoplez said no  :^^^^^^(
that's the joke

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The Flood / Re: Free Forza 5 XB1
« on: August 06, 2015, 11:35:16 AM »
lol
Hey man, If there's an opportunity to acquire free stuff, I'm gonna jump all over it.
i'm giving away a fresh chocolate log i just dumped in the toilet for free

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The Flood / Re: Did Interstellar Suck?
« on: August 06, 2015, 11:30:30 AM »
No

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The Flood / Re: To everyone with a profile picture
« on: August 06, 2015, 11:24:50 AM »
I am fine
2/3
BS this is not an anime girl or a weebo is a kick ass digimond it has to be worth more
Digimon is an anime series

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The Flood / Re: Free Forza 5 XB1
« on: August 06, 2015, 11:22:01 AM »
lol

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The Flood / Re: To everyone with a profile picture
« on: August 06, 2015, 11:21:36 AM »
I hope you think things through before saying them
ironic
Why? Has Casper wrote the most well-thought reply of the century before coming into this thread?

I believe that
A) You're taking words out of their context, and
B) using an accusation incorrectly. The word you seek is hypocrite.
no
no

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The Flood / Re: To everyone with a profile picture
« on: August 06, 2015, 11:13:16 AM »
I hope you think things through before saying them
ironic

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 actually looks fun
« on: August 06, 2015, 11:06:13 AM »
DEEZ NUTS looks damn fun

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