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Gaming / Re: Rate Halo 5
« on: November 09, 2015, 06:08:26 PM »
Story looks pretty disappointing.
A little, yeah
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Movement looks shitty and about as CoD-like as Halo's ever been, do not want / 10.
Plays nothing like CoD.
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Do not want funky aiming animations and HUD mess.
Works exactly the same as it always has.
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Microtransactions and random card stuff, ew.
Don't buy them?
It's still a fairly balanced system, plus all DLC is free.

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The Flood / Re: God is real.
« on: November 09, 2015, 06:03:29 PM »
old meme is old

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Gaming / Re: Rate Halo 5
« on: November 09, 2015, 05:58:24 PM »
Based on what the gameplay establishes? No, it doesn't. But "gameplay ain't canon" (which is fucking stupid btw)
Gameplay isn't canon. Never has been.
Gameplay being canon is fucking stupid, because it restricts literally everything.

If gameplay was canon, and augmented super soldier that was wearing power armour would only be capable of walking at a very slow pace, and 20th century bullets can shoot through titanium allow (a literal bullet proof material), somehow.
If gameplay was canon, augmented super soldiers are only capable of running by attaching a device to their power armour.
If gameplay was canon, augmented super soldiers would now be able to run in their power armour through the means of magic without any external device.

See how fucking stupid that is? Gameplay isn't canon. Never has been.
It massively limits the universe, and is just utterly retarded.

Plus Halo 5's gameplay is the closest it has ever been to matching what Spartans can do.
It's not like the Osiris Cutscene happened, and then threw you into CE's clunky ass slow gameplay.
Multiple things Osiris did in that cutscene (groundpound, sprinting, thrusters) are gameplay mechanics.
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Completely different, though.

1. MGS4 is a FAR worse offense.
2. MGS4 contradicts things that were established within the actual games, Reach doesn't.
3. The retcons were complete horseshit, Reach is essentially non-canon IIRC now.
It doesn't matter if TFoR isn't a game, but H:Reach is. H:Reach contradicted TFoR in many ways, none of them being good or making sense.
H:Reach's contradictions and retcons were complete horseshit too.
TFoR and H:Reach now coexist because 343 had to fix Bungie's shit by releasing Data Drops that made them connect.

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Gaming / Re: Rate Halo 5
« on: November 09, 2015, 05:41:56 PM »
only a bitch nitpicks though

it's a literal non-issue
I'm bitching because it's something that I work around quite often. I find the style offputting. H2A was a step in the right direction, aside from the tiny feet.
it's a fucking pupil of an eye
a literal non-issue

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Gaming / Re: Rate Halo 5
« on: November 09, 2015, 05:32:01 PM »
You want to see some laziness?
Grunt eyes.

oh no
something you see for like 10 seconds

Oh look, someone being a little bitch when I nitpick.
only a bitch nitpicks though

it's a literal non-issue

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Gaming / Re: Rate Halo 5
« on: November 09, 2015, 05:28:38 PM »
You want to see some laziness?
Grunt eyes.

oh no
something you see for like 10 seconds

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Gaming / Re: Rate Halo 5
« on: November 09, 2015, 05:26:24 PM »
The only thing I can remember is the opening with Osiris
Blue Team.
The Battle of Sunaion.
Spoiler
Locke and Chief.
Blue Team speaking to the Warden Eternal.
To name a few.
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doing some Superman-esque shit (it's all in one-shot) which was admittedly pretty cool, but felt out of place and unrealistic for the universe. Everything else (bar music, again) was better in Reach.
Fits in with the Universe just fine.
Spartans are literally superheros. They're capable of crazy shit that's otherwise impossible to regular non-augmented non-futuristic power armour wearing people.

But you don't really know much about the canon, so...
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The biggest problem with Reach was that it broke established canon, but I'm of the opinion that creative freedom trumps consistency.
You're like the biggest whiner ever about MGS4 messing and retconning things.
No consistency brings issues. Lots of issues.

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Gaming / Re: Rate Halo 5
« on: November 09, 2015, 05:15:20 PM »
As for the Sangheili, what excuse are they going to use now? In Halo 4, 343i said that the Sangheili evolved. What now? They could have based the design off of the Halo 2 Anniversary elites at least. The current models are a constant reminder of the space hicks that we encountered back in 4.
Literally the only issue with the use of the Halo 4 Sangheili model in Halo 5 is Thel 'Vadam.

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The Flood / Re: Why am I getting Starbucks advertisements?
« on: November 09, 2015, 05:12:33 PM »
Your name's casey?
lol faggot

Your name's Luis?

MEGA FAGGOT LOL
At least he doesn't have a girl's name

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Gaming / Re: Just finished Halo: The Fall of Reach animated
« on: November 09, 2015, 05:11:14 PM »
Bungie: *breaks canon with Halo: Reach*
fanboys: bungie are so shit 343i actually have respect for the source material
343i: LOL

Try connecting the dots for Halo Reach and Fall of Reach, look at each date and time then you will realize that Halo Reach does fit the story with The Fall of Reach.
It literally didn't, though.

It was only after 343 released newer stuff like the Data Drops that Halo Reach and TFoR were able to coexist without contradicting each other.

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Gaming / Re: Rate Halo 5
« on: November 09, 2015, 05:09:00 PM »
That's a negative, Noble One.

Reach's presentation, music, cinematography and themes were pretty good though. 5 had literally none of that, bar music (which is pretty much just O'Donnell dick-riding by Jinnouchi).
Halo 5 had great cinematography, and had many great tracks that weren't based off of Marty's work (the dick riding is literally just the iconic monk theme and the main theme. Everything else is a new composition).

3 and Reach are the worst campaigns.

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The Flood / Re: What happened to Mad Max?
« on: November 09, 2015, 05:04:24 PM »
Fucking shit members ruining good characters. Liberal faggot with Mad Max and Charlie with his Foehammer bullshit.

Hey buddy, fun fact: FOEHAMMER IS WHITE
Foe Hammer was barely even a character during Halo CE, never mind a good one.

He should still stop it though.

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The Flood / Re: Is this the perfect female body?
« on: November 09, 2015, 05:00:57 PM »
Any of these is better tbh fam
And people say it's racist if you say they all look the same.

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Gaming / Re: Rate Halo 5
« on: November 09, 2015, 04:58:29 PM »
The worst Campaign in the series.
That's a negative, Noble One.

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Gaming / Re: Rate Halo 5
« on: November 09, 2015, 04:57:13 PM »
A further fleshed-out FireFight/Spartan Ops would have been better.



I don't think they are capable
A modified Warzone is literally Firefight.
Remove enemy players. Make AI move around the map more.
Firefight.


They said they'd do a PvE Warzone if enough people wanted it.

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Gaming / Re: Carolyn Petit - Rise of the Tomb Raider Review
« on: November 09, 2015, 04:54:15 PM »
lol and you were arguing the exact opposite the other day

lol and you are still here
no i'm not

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Gaming / Re: Rate Halo 5
« on: November 09, 2015, 04:35:15 PM »
Halo 2 has a good campaign.

And that's it.

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Gaming / Re: Rate Halo 5
« on: November 09, 2015, 04:33:10 PM »
which makes me think this game was very rushed
Excellent work, Scooby.

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Gaming / Re: Rate Halo 5
« on: November 09, 2015, 04:28:29 PM »
What kind of dumb scale is that?

The MP is a lot of fun. Warzone is great. I haven't played much arena though ( mainly because of Warzone), but it's largely unchanged from the beta, which was a lot of fun.
The gameplay is slick.
The campaign is fun, but the story is pretty mixed though, tbh. It has good bits, okay bits, and crap bits.

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Gaming / Re: Provocative animations removed from Street Fighter V build
« on: November 09, 2015, 04:07:57 PM »
No fun allowed

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The Flood / Re: Is this the perfect female body?
« on: November 09, 2015, 04:07:06 PM »
Who cares? Face >>>>>>>>>>>> body

Spoiler
>he likes big noses

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The Flood / Re: I just backhanded some guy
« on: November 09, 2015, 04:05:09 PM »
A petition to demote LC?

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The Flood / Re: Butt slap thread
« on: November 09, 2015, 04:02:24 PM »
I can feel the connection, but what about Yuno.
it's an open relationship

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The Flood / Re: Is this the perfect female body?
« on: November 09, 2015, 04:01:49 PM »
Burger nips aren't attractive

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The Flood / Re: Why am I getting Starbucks advertisements?
« on: November 09, 2015, 03:49:36 PM »
Haha yes I'm gonna be successful!

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The Flood / Re: I get off in an hour
« on: November 09, 2015, 03:48:22 PM »
It usually takes me a few minutes, tbh

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The Flood / Re: Butt slap thread
« on: November 09, 2015, 03:47:48 PM »
Now we have a bond.

Don't leave me

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The Flood / Re: do i divorce lemon
« on: November 09, 2015, 03:46:56 PM »
HAHA IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME

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The Flood / Re: do i divorce lemon
« on: November 09, 2015, 03:43:48 PM »
In what way did he change?
less talkative and not enough communication in general! easily irritated in so many things i cant even count
don't divorce him
but these reasons are building up everyday!
he has things going on right now
he needs to tell me!
i'm his best friend

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The Flood / Re: Butt slap thread
« on: November 09, 2015, 03:43:16 PM »
*slap*

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