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22201
« on: November 12, 2014, 10:01:34 PM »
Looks like Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare with a different skin. 343i is fucking up again.
>Arena Shooter
>Equal Starts
>"CoD"
>wut
>"Equal" starts don't mean shit
>Looks like CoD: thrusters ADS sprint etc aka Cock of shit
>wut, can't read?
"If it's not Halo 3.5 then it's CoD"
Irrelevant. Its Halo: Advanced Warcock 5, and it looks exactly like I thought. Complete shit and implementing even more CoD mechanics ever.
So it's a copy of a game that was announced in the same month? You're literally retarded. Just because it has new features to freshen up the arena style FPS doesn't make it CoD. That's shit logic and you know it.
22202
« on: November 12, 2014, 09:57:24 PM »
Haven't played DA before. You don't need to play the first two.
I know. But I don't want to play the DA2 or 3.
wat?
It's getting great reviews and feedback across the board.
So was Halo Reach.
There's literally no logic to his reasoning. He defended BW when their last few games sucked (DA2 & ME3), but now they're putting out a good game he's against them.
He'd give you some damn convincing arguments for why ME3 was an excellent game. This is coming from someone who used to textwall about why ME3 was bad. He will brutally dismantle your criticism about ME3, kind of like the same way that Onyx can wave off Halo 4 story criticism.
I think he's just trying to be edgy now that people are liking BW's new game.
I... think not?
He seems pretty illogical to me. >Defends Bioware's sucky games >Hates on Bioware's new, good game Like, I just can't get my head around this. He seems pretty edgy to me.
22203
« on: November 12, 2014, 09:52:20 PM »
Looks like Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare with a different skin. 343i is fucking up again.
>Arena Shooter
>Equal Starts
>"CoD"
>wut
>"Equal" starts don't mean shit
>Looks like CoD: thrusters ADS sprint etc aka Cock of shit
>wut, can't read?
"If it's not Halo 3.5 then it's CoD"
22204
« on: November 12, 2014, 09:50:32 PM »
Haven't played DA before. You don't need to play the first two. DAI is shaping up to be an absolute trainwreck according to hyper BW fan I know. wat? It's getting great reviews and feedback across the board. There's literally no logic to his reasoning. He defended BW when their last few games sucked (DA2 & ME3), but now they're putting out a good game he's against them. I think he's just trying to be edgy now that people are liking BW's new game.
22205
« on: November 12, 2014, 09:43:40 PM »
- Bloom
- Armor Lock
- Shit maps
- Boring and slow gameplay
- Health Packs in multiplayer
- Vehicles made of Paper
- Banshee is OP
- Only 2 maps for Invasion
- Only 1 Forge Map
- No ranking system
- No space battles for multiplayer
- DMR is too powerful against everything
- Boring campaign
- The Cage and Asylum exist
- Sword Block
- Only 1 person can watch films in theater
- Most of the weapons are useless
The things Reach did right was the Armor Customization, Forge mechanics, and the UI.
Mad because he got killed by armorlock and banshees
Seriously those were like my two favorite ways to kill people
You're a terrible human being.
22206
« on: November 12, 2014, 09:42:07 PM »
22207
« on: November 12, 2014, 09:40:55 PM »
The hype train for DAI made one of the biggest Bioware fans I know [like one who passionately defended the ME3 ending] lose hope in the company as a whole.
I think I'll stay away from the series for a bit.
I don't understand this reasoning.
22208
« on: November 12, 2014, 09:37:24 PM »
Marty will have you burned at the stake for that.
Based Rudy will protect me.
False. Marty is our lord and will always get his way. Repent now, sinner.
22209
« on: November 12, 2014, 09:32:10 PM »
Maybe tell the manager this? Now, idk anything about your boss but maybe he'd understand?
No he won't.
Fuck, he's never fucking there when I work.
Arrange to speak with him?
22210
« on: November 12, 2014, 09:29:16 PM »
Makes sense, if they did make one, they'd be making a parody about themselves.
I don't get it
While Blood Dragon focused a lot on 80s cliches, the other thing it did for comedy purposes was intentionally shitty game design.
The game wasn't even designed shittily...
22211
« on: November 12, 2014, 09:28:17 PM »
Honestly, I don't have $10 to spend on this shit. MarioManRacing 8.5 DLC comes out tomorrow and Smash releases in a week from Friday.
What did they even change your GT to anyway?
FlatFoal>7+ random numbers<
rekt
22212
« on: November 12, 2014, 09:27:26 PM »
While the glitchy-ness and it being unoptimized is bad, I'm more annoyed they tried to hide it with an embargo to prevent any bad reviews happening prior to launch. That's just plain shitty.
The embargo lifted 12 hours AFTER the game launched.
Could be worse
[shilling intensifies]
22213
« on: November 12, 2014, 09:25:44 PM »
Honestly, I don't have $10 to spend on this shit. MarioManRacing 8.5 DLC comes out tomorrow and Smash releases in a week from Friday.
What did they even change your GT to anyway?
22214
« on: November 12, 2014, 09:24:12 PM »
While the glitchy-ness and it being unoptimized is bad, I'm more annoyed they tried to hide it with an embargo to prevent any bad reviews happening prior to launch. That's just plain shitty.
The embargo lifted 12 hours AFTER the game launched.
22215
« on: November 12, 2014, 09:23:09 PM »
Marty will have you burned at the stake for that.
Based Rudy will protect me.
22216
« on: November 12, 2014, 09:20:46 PM »
You've already seen and experienced my penis.
22217
« on: November 12, 2014, 09:19:07 PM »
You're supposed to get a free name change if your GT is "explicit".
22218
« on: November 12, 2014, 09:11:53 PM »
Makes sense, if they did make one, they'd be making a parody about themselves.
I don't get it
22219
« on: November 12, 2014, 09:11:17 PM »
What do you expect from another franchise that has a yearly release?
Considering that the AC games get 3 year development cycles (Unity had 4 years), I'd expect a working game.
22220
« on: November 12, 2014, 09:09:34 PM »
It gets in the way all of the time, and it's hard to find underwear that fits.
#BigDickProblems
22221
« on: November 12, 2014, 09:06:23 PM »
Get a new job then?
Oh because that's fucking easy to do from a job you had for 3 months minimum.
I never have had trouble getting jobs. Heck I'm 18 and have worked at 6 different places now
I've been looking for a job for 1 year before getting this job. It's not easy, even here.
I guess I'm used to living somewhere where there's actually an excess of jobs. Like you wouldn't believe how easy it is to get a job where I live. If I've ever disliked where I work I just quit and get a new job within a week.
Where the fuck do you live?
22222
« on: November 12, 2014, 09:04:19 PM »
and here I am trying to get a job.....
22223
« on: November 12, 2014, 08:54:23 PM »
I managed to convince the folks at Playstation that my "son" bought Unity without my permission. Hoping they give me a full refund, this game sucks. Much like every AC game ever, I don't know why I keep buying them, especially after Black Flag.
I almost got a refund for destiny doing that lol they told me I pre ordered it to far in advance for them to refund it.
Luckily my girlfriend could return unity and put that money towards dragon age for my Xmas present
How far in advance did you preorder?
This I the last time I preorder any game digitally, though. I'll wait for reviews.
4 months. I'll never be so dumb to pre order digital again. It's really rather pointless and stupid.
Well, I ordered it in September. So heres to hoping they give me my money back.
I tried to cancel my Uncharted 4 digital pre load today, it was a fucking hassle. never again.
You can pre-load UC4 already?
Yep. Even though theres no gameplay for it or anything and i didnt really enjoy any of its predecessors, for some reason i thought it might be a good idea to preorder it.
How the fuck do you pre-load nothing? What's the install size?
22224
« on: November 12, 2014, 08:52:33 PM »
Damnit I want this to happen to me, I really want to see what it looks like when it's moving
Glitches like these aren't so bad because they're fucking hilarious. I wouldn't even be mad if these weren't patched out.
22225
« on: November 12, 2014, 08:47:39 PM »
can I have an ass lemon
Yes
22226
« on: November 12, 2014, 08:46:39 PM »
Go home you're drunk.
You're not my real Dad; you can't tell me what to do.
Your dad told me to take care of you, so yes go home lemon, you're to sour.
I keep a lemon up my ass to keep it fresh and because it feels good.
22227
« on: November 12, 2014, 08:45:31 PM »
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bite one a pillow
'Cause I'm not using lube
22228
« on: November 12, 2014, 08:42:14 PM »
22229
« on: November 12, 2014, 08:40:40 PM »
I managed to convince the folks at Playstation that my "son" bought Unity without my permission. Hoping they give me a full refund, this game sucks. Much like every AC game ever, I don't know why I keep buying them, especially after Black Flag.
I almost got a refund for destiny doing that lol they told me I pre ordered it to far in advance for them to refund it.
Luckily my girlfriend could return unity and put that money towards dragon age for my Xmas present
How far in advance did you preorder?
This I the last time I preorder any game digitally, though. I'll wait for reviews.
4 months. I'll never be so dumb to pre order digital again. It's really rather pointless and stupid.
Well, I ordered it in September. So heres to hoping they give me my money back.
I tried to cancel my Uncharted 4 digital pre load today, it was a fucking hassle. never again.
You can pre-load UC4 already?
22230
« on: November 12, 2014, 08:38:59 PM »
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