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Gaming / Re: 343 apology regarding The MCC.
« on: November 26, 2014, 07:50:24 PM »
Wow

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Gaming / Re: I'm going to go play Destiny.
« on: November 26, 2014, 07:48:13 PM »
desti-blam!-
What are you doing?

Does Desticrap ring a bell?

Otherwise, It's the truth. It's the same game regardless of the update. Even if I am also describing CoD.
I was asking why you self censored.

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The Flood / Re: Tinkerbell loves being spanked!
« on: November 26, 2014, 07:47:08 PM »
Weirdo

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Gaming / Re: I'm going to go play Destiny.
« on: November 26, 2014, 07:45:18 PM »

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Gaming / 343 apology regarding The MCC.
« on: November 26, 2014, 07:39:01 PM »
Quote
The launch of Halo: The Master Chief Collection was a highly anticipated moment for us here at 343, who dedicated time to put together this brilliant collection of your favourite franchise. We dedicated tremendous amounts of energy, passion and skill to the creation of The Master Chief Collection. For us it was the culmination of over a decades worth of work from both us here at 343 and our friends over at Bungie coming together for a release on the Xbox One.
We know it was a highly anticipated moment for you, the fans, as well. 

Unfortunately, at launch, the overall quality of the game was diminished by bugs and unexpected technical issues. Us at 343 want to sincerely apologize to all of the fans. These problems took away from your enjoyment of the game, and kept many of you from experiencing the game at its fullest potential.

We have been working hard to fix the problems players are reporting, and the patches released so far have resolved some of them. Soon we will be releasing another patch, which fixes a variety of issues related to the game's matchmaking and connectivity issues.

To show our appreciation for your continued support, we're glad to announce that there will be a map pack for Halo 2 Anniversary Multiplayer, which will be free for everyone.

In addition to this latest patch and offer, we are committed to delivering further fixes for othe issues you've raised. In the meantime, keep your feedback coming and open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur!

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Gaming / Re: Saddest thing you heard gaming-related?
« on: November 26, 2014, 07:09:20 PM »
How is that even remotely sad?

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Gaming / Re: Twilight Imperium
« on: November 26, 2014, 06:51:57 PM »
10/10 would help again

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Gaming / Re: Favorite Halo campaign?
« on: November 26, 2014, 06:50:21 PM »

Halo 2, Reach, ODST, 3, 4, CE

CE's campaign is so fucking shit, uninspired level design, monotonous tone and re-using the same locations which in turn are copy-paste sections over and over, it's so far below every other Halo's campaign
>Likes Reach's terrible campaign
>Being you
>Being mad
>Liking Reach's terrible campaign

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Gaming / Re: Destiny: Dark Below/ What happened to Bungie?
« on: November 26, 2014, 06:49:40 PM »

You all refuse to see the truth

Bungie+MS=Great games
Bungie-MS=Shit game
MS-Bungie=Good games

Bungie needs Spencervision and Nadellacorp could do with Bungie
[Fanboyism intensifies]
[Faggotry intensifies]
Stay fanboy.

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The Flood / Re: petition to blacklist RadicalClass32
« on: November 26, 2014, 06:28:41 PM »
Inb4thelock

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Gaming / Re: when kids use the " its only 20% done" arguement
« on: November 26, 2014, 06:16:57 PM »

You're practically an idiot for thinking you even have an IQ.
I could make plate-mail armour from all of this irony.

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Gaming / Re: when kids use the " its only 20% done" arguement
« on: November 26, 2014, 06:13:03 PM »
When my two desticles at school get mad at me for the smallest things.

Me: (Joins in) Hey guise.
Friend 1: Lol, Jude (My name) is a lvl. 20 and has all uncommon items. (Guy apparently thinks it's a big deal.)
Friend 2: You're probably a terrible gamer and you only play Super Smash Bros on Wii.
Me: I..... I play Halo, Borderlands, and AC4/Unity for a reason.
Friend 2: Whatever.... (looks at Friend 1) So I just got a new Exotic weapon!
F1: Cool, I'm trying to work my way there through strikes and raids. But I only got a rare item.
Me: What's the difference?
*Both of them look at me mad*
F2: AN EXOTIC HAS OVER 500 DEFENSE AND IS MORE POWERFUL!!!
F1: Oh yeah, Jude only has uncommon Items and is a lvl. 20.
Me: When did the type of arsenal and level you are matter when going up against another player matter?
F1: I'm a warlock and I'd shred you by how higher I am than you.
Me: The desticle is REAL inside of you, huh?
F2: What's a desticle? Learn proper english..
F1: get lost, Halo fanboy. Density FTW.
Me:Learn to get a life, virgins.

These Guys think that when you get exotic weapons, you get a one-shot a everything, and that they are more better than rare or legendary. There is no difference, it just adds a different color and model and makes you think it's practically more superior than anything else. They also think that applies to level and class.

It terribly gets me mad.
And they're your friends?

Well I don't have much of a choice, huh?

They're the stupid ones of 6th grade and I help them with all subjects, even though one of them are smart. Then that's when they start talking to me about this Density nonsense.

You write on a 3rd grade level

>Is insulting my typing because I'm 13 and in 6th grads.

You're mentally cancer when you insult a kid.
>insulting someone by calling them a virgin when you are 13 and in 6th grade.

You're mentally cancer.

>Is insulting a kid for calling desticles virgins (Because it's true)

So are you for calling a kid cancer, you cancerous pleb.
>implying you yourself are not a virgin
>implying being a virgin at that age is wrong anyway

And yeah, you're 13. I'll insult you if I please.

I want you to ask me this. Lol.

Spoiler
If a Desticle who is an atheist and a Christian meet at a church, which one actually capable of going to heaven?
I'm done.
I can feel my IQ dropping into single dgits just from reading your posts.

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Gaming / Re: when kids use the " its only 20% done" arguement
« on: November 26, 2014, 06:09:33 PM »

>Is insulting a kid for calling desticles virgins (Because it's true)

So are you for calling a kid cancer, you cancerous pleb.
Do you ride the short bus?

You're insulting kids your age by calling them virgins, yet you're a virgin yourself, and making out that them being virgins is somehow a bad thing even though they're 13 years old.

You really aren't very bright, are you?

I'm talking to the desticles.

At least I plan on having a life at some point.
*wooosh*

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Gaming / Re: when kids use the " its only 20% done" arguement
« on: November 26, 2014, 06:04:03 PM »
I love it when you and I are on the same side.
oh bby

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Gaming / Re: when kids use the " its only 20% done" arguement
« on: November 26, 2014, 05:55:35 PM »

>Is insulting a kid for calling desticles virgins (Because it's true)

So are you for calling a kid cancer, you cancerous pleb.
Do you ride the short bus?

You're insulting kids your age by calling them virgins, yet you're a virgin yourself, and making out that them being virgins is somehow a bad thing even though they're 13 years old.

You really aren't very bright, are you?

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The Flood / Re: D'ya like dags?
« on: November 26, 2014, 05:13:44 PM »
Goody gumdrops. Get us a cup of tea, would ya' Errol?
Pull your tongue out of my arsehole, Gary. Dogs do that. You're not a dog, are ya Gary?
But you do have all the characteristics of a dog, Gary. All except loyalty.
You're a ruthless little cunt, Liam, I'll give you that. But I got no time for grassers.
Feed 'em to the pigs, Errol.

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The Flood / Re: Who wants a Chistmasified avatar?
« on: November 26, 2014, 05:12:24 PM »

I fancy a new one.

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The Flood / Re: D'ya like dags?
« on: November 26, 2014, 05:09:13 PM »
Goody gumdrops. Get us a cup of tea, would ya' Errol?
Pull your tongue out of my arsehole, Gary. Dogs do that. You're not a dog, are ya Gary?
But you do have all the characteristics of a dog, Gary. All except loyalty.

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Gaming / Re: mfw
« on: November 26, 2014, 05:05:54 PM »


Mfw you've used this exact post at least 4 times
60% of the time, it works every time.

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The Flood / Re: D'ya like dags?
« on: November 26, 2014, 04:42:42 PM »
Why can't people appreciate these kinds of threads more?

I love them sometimes, and this is one time. Perhaps it's the memory, an- basically the same aspdaå as a joke.

upvoted m8 k33p up gj

I SHOULD SLEEP. I'M SO TIRED THAT I'M ACTUALLY JUST USING CAPS LOCK RIGHT NOW.
Goody gumdrops. Get us a cup of tea, would ya' Errol?

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Gaming / Re: mfw
« on: November 26, 2014, 04:40:12 PM »
CE is objectively the best, nigger
Nah, that is wrong.
>No shitty cliff-hanger ending
>Best MP

You're wrong.

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Gaming / Re: mfw
« on: November 26, 2014, 04:37:56 PM »
Halo 2 is the best in the series.
Terrible ending
Broken MP

No
lol

Why are you upset that Halo 2 is the best Halo game?
CE is objectively the best, nigger

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Gaming / Re: mfw
« on: November 26, 2014, 04:35:42 PM »
Halo 2 is the best in the series.
Terrible ending
Broken MP

No

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Gaming / mfw
« on: November 26, 2014, 04:33:41 PM »
People think Halo 3 has a good story.

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Gaming / Re: Shit, should have bought the AC Unity season pass
« on: November 26, 2014, 04:17:08 PM »
Can you go buy the season pass now and still get a free game?
No. You can't get the Season Pass anymore.

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The Flood / Re: D'ya like dags?
« on: November 26, 2014, 03:41:14 PM »
Faggot
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking jacobs off.

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Gaming / Re: Call of Duty is the Best Franchise in the history of ever
« on: November 26, 2014, 03:36:24 PM »
The people who said Smash Bros., Mass Effect, Zelda, LittleBigPlanet and Far Cry are the real MVP's on this planet.
Except the fact that ME is terrible. The true crime is that Kingdom Hearts isn't on the list.
Mass Effect is objectively great. Kingdom Hearts is too.
ME1 is objectively great. ME2 is good. ME3 is okay up until the end.

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The Flood / Re: D'ya like dags?
« on: November 26, 2014, 03:32:43 PM »
I like your mum lol
You fucking prat.

Do you know what Nemesis means?
Sounds like son gay shit
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... Me
>Me scared
>BritBong
Kekity Kek
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?
Stap being a fat cunt bruv
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chum, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

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Gaming / Re: Shit, should have bought the AC Unity season pass
« on: November 26, 2014, 03:30:56 PM »
huh nice, guess I'll get Farcry 4 then
You bought the season pass?

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