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The Flood / Re: Are you a doctor?
« on: November 26, 2014, 11:34:18 PM »
bump because i thought my joke was actually funny
It wasn't.

21902
The Flood / Re: You and I form a band.
« on: November 26, 2014, 11:24:44 PM »
Rocketman the faglord.

21903
Gaming / Re: 343 apology regarding The MCC.
« on: November 26, 2014, 11:23:27 PM »
Here's the ACTUAL apology from Bonnie Ross. She said this yesterday:

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On Nov 11th we released Halo: The Master Chief Collection. The goal being to create a tribute to Halo fans around the world, and to celebrate the Master Chief’s debut on Xbox One.  With the initial release of Halo: The Master Chief Collection, however, we have not delivered the experience you deserve. I personally apologize for this on behalf of us all at 343 Industries. Our team is committed to working around the clock until these issues are resolved.

While our team works on continual improvements and towards solutions, my commitment to you is that we will take care of all owners of Halo: The Master Chief Collection. Our primary and continued focus is first on fixing the issues at hand. Once we’ve done that, we will detail how we will make this right with our fans.

On the matchmaking front, we have encountered unexpected issues that were not apparent in our internal test environment and that have resulted in a frustrating experience, including long matchmaking times and low session success rates. Within 343 Industries and Xbox, I can assure you that resolving these issues is our #1 priority. We continue to partner with the Xbox platform team to analyze all data to make ongoing server-side adjustments to continually improve the matchmaking experience. We are also preparing additional content updates that will address existing campaign, UI, and other issues to improve the overall experience. With each update we will carefully analyze data to confirm that the improvements we’re seeing internally are also happening with fans at home. 

Know that we’re trying to be as nimble as possible to put fixes in place. We are planning multiple server-side tweaks and game content updates over the coming weeks. Looking forward, I want to give you a high-level cadence of the latest updates we’re currently working on.  Development and testing of our latest content update continues and we are on track for release later this week. We will update you on the status and patch notes of the content update once we have a better understanding of our release window. Only through making changes on both the “server side” (matchmaking and other server rulesets) and, via content updates (to the game itself), can we make the significant progress we’re working towards. And in the interest of expediency, we’re attacking the problem from both sides, non-stop.

As we have been, we will continue to post the details of our updates and other adjustments on Halo Waypoint. Please check our forums at http://aka.ms/mcc_updates for the latest details as we roll out further fixes.

Please accept my heartfelt apologies for the delay and for the negative aspects of your experience to date. We’re doing everything in our power to resolve it as quickly as possible. Deej is a pegboy.
Fuck off buzzkillington.

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The Flood / Re: Job Interviews
« on: November 26, 2014, 11:22:07 PM »
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all my job interviews seem to go ok and then the employer never calls back
I wish I had realised that I didn't want to study engineering just over 2 years ago before I started College.

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Gaming / Re: I Fus Ro Dah'd everyone in Solitude on Skyrim
« on: November 26, 2014, 11:17:25 PM »
Standing on a roof and throwing things at NPCs that walk by is fun.

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Gaming / Re: 343 apology regarding The MCC.
« on: November 26, 2014, 11:16:05 PM »
I finnished reading...You son of a bitch. Just for that Fuck you. Enjoy your worst nightmare.

Reported. Fag

Goddamnit you're still alive?
 I was hoping you would see the post and become so angy you died from high blood pressure or at the very least have a mental breakdown. I'll get you next time.
Thanks for the second page.

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The Flood / Re: why do women refuse to date me
« on: November 26, 2014, 11:15:10 PM »
Because they know you're my bitch.

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The Flood / Re: Saucy sexy stories
« on: November 26, 2014, 11:11:49 PM »
I got friendzoned this one time...
sauce pls
how do?
idk m8 you give me a beginning, middle, and end with vivid sensory details and thought-provoking imagery
very pretty girl
me like
we friends
she know i like
we be flirty
she get boyfriend
me be annoyed i miss chance
we keep being friend
we no see each other for a long time now

Will that do?
adequate.
I think not, there was a distinct lack of epic mayo arrows
Happy, nigger?

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Gaming / Re: Look at my Stats!
« on: November 26, 2014, 11:10:11 PM »

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Gaming / Re: 343 apology regarding The MCC.
« on: November 26, 2014, 11:08:58 PM »
I finnished reading...You son of a bitch. Just for that Fuck you. Enjoy your worst nightmare.

Reported. Fag

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The Flood / Re: Saucy sexy stories
« on: November 26, 2014, 11:04:31 PM »
I got friendzoned this one time...
sauce pls
how do?
idk m8 you give me a beginning, middle, and end with vivid sensory details and thought-provoking imagery
>very pretty girl
>me like
>we friends
>she know i like
>we be flirty
>she get boyfriend
>me be annoyed i miss chance
>we keep being friend
>we no see each other for a long time now

Will that do?

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The Flood / Re: Saucy sexy stories
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:58:23 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Saucy sexy stories
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:53:41 PM »
I got friendzoned this one time...

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The Flood / Re: Saucy sexy stories
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:52:30 PM »
OP is the worst wingman on planet earth
Hoes before bros

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Gaming / Re: Look at my Stats!
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:45:31 PM »
So?

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The Flood / Re: I guess should explain the rumors flying around
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:37:13 PM »
The fuck is even happening?

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Gaming / Re: Reason why Halo Reach is the best.
« on: November 26, 2014, 09:13:07 PM »
Carter was shitty too. Fuck him and his faggot hair.

Shame, i kinda liked him, he's not my favorite but at least he has a decent character unlike Kat, Jun and Emile <_<
What character? He was as generic as they can get.

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Gaming / Re: mfw
« on: November 26, 2014, 09:03:20 PM »
Haven't you posted this already?
You wanna fight about it?
Ye m8.  Ull get smackd
I'll cut your fucking jacobs off.
I'll give you an ol jabba in the gabba.
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

Well, you see, I'm going to take you by your gabber, and then give it a jabber, most likely with my stabber.
Are you taking the piss?

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Gaming / Re: Reason why Halo Reach is the best.
« on: November 26, 2014, 09:01:13 PM »
Carter was shitty too. Fuck him and his faggot hair.

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Gaming / Re: mfw
« on: November 26, 2014, 08:44:42 PM »
Haven't you posted this already?
You wanna fight about it?
Ye m8.  Ull get smackd
I'll cut your fucking jacobs off.
I'll give you an ol jabba in the gabba.
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

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The Flood / Re: Are you a doctor?
« on: November 26, 2014, 08:38:46 PM »
if your pants were a rar file

i would unzip it
Call me

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Gaming / Re: mfw
« on: November 26, 2014, 08:35:11 PM »
Haven't you posted this already?
You wanna fight about it?
Ye m8.  Ull get smackd
I'll cut your fucking jacobs off.

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The Flood / Re: Just saw the new Hunger Gaemz.
« on: November 26, 2014, 08:31:18 PM »
I hope you enjoyed watching that 1/2 of a movie.

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Gaming / Re: mfw
« on: November 26, 2014, 08:23:09 PM »
Haven't you posted this already?
You wanna fight about it?

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Gaming / Re: Bought Oblivion on a whim
« on: November 26, 2014, 08:17:41 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Who wants a Chistmasified avatar?
« on: November 26, 2014, 07:57:46 PM »
op pls

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