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The Flood / Re: Do you Americans have jaffa cakes?
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:37:03 AM »
What are jaffa cakes?
Little bundles of joy. Soft biscuits that melt in your mouth. They have a biscuit base and a chocolate top, inside they have a chocolate orange sauce which is divine.

>Jaffa cakes
>Biscuit

You disgust me. How dare you call yourself British.
whoops!
well granted they do have a biscuit base. but so does banoffe pie and we still call it a pie
They're sponge, not biscuit, you shitlord.
> mfw they're bong twinkies
shit that reminds me, i need to try twinkies.

based ebay!
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TWINKIES-HOSTESS-AMERICAN-CANDY-SWEETS-SNACKS-SPONGE-CAKE-FULL-BOX-OF-10-WRAPPED-/121499006555?pt=UK_Home_Garden_Food_SM&hash=item1c49e7b65b
they're shit, don't even bother.
wut really? some americans go crazy over them
most people I know think they're shit  :-\

Send me of those jaffa cakes,  they sound like crack for bongs.
You should get some Custard Creams too.
They're like the Pringles of the biscuit selection. You just can't stop.

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The Flood / Re: Gatsby isn't really British
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:34:00 AM »
And I'm an Irish person that doesn't drink.
Isn't that death sentence worthy?
I'm good at hiding.
Distract them with potatoes.

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The Flood / Re: Americlaps get shit for our accents
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:32:43 AM »
It's really hard for me to differentiate a britbong saying "artist" and "autist".
Are-tist
Or-tist

Whoever the fuck says them the same is retard.

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The Flood / Re: Gatsby isn't really British
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:30:11 AM »
And I'm an Irish person that doesn't drink.
Isn't that death sentence worthy?

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The Flood / Re: Gatsby isn't really British
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:29:02 AM »
soon all brits will actually be indian
At least they know what Jaffa cakes are. They're more British than Gatsby.

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The Flood / Re: Do you Americans have jaffa cakes?
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:27:40 AM »
What are jaffa cakes?
Little bundles of joy. Soft biscuits that melt in your mouth. They have a biscuit base and a chocolate top, inside they have a chocolate orange sauce which is divine.

>Jaffa cakes
>Biscuit

You disgust me. How dare you call yourself British.
whoops!
well granted they do have a biscuit base. but so does banoffe pie and we still call it a pie
They're sponge, not biscuit, you shitlord.
> mfw they're bong twinkies
Jaffa cakes - 1927
Twinkies - 1930

They're totally different too.

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The Flood / Re: Do you Americans have jaffa cakes?
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:24:53 AM »
What are jaffa cakes?
Little bundles of joy. Soft biscuits that melt in your mouth. They have a biscuit base and a chocolate top, inside they have a chocolate orange sauce which is divine.

>Jaffa cakes
>Biscuit

You disgust me. How dare you call yourself British.
whoops!
well granted they do have a biscuit base. but so does banoffe pie and we still call it a pie
They're sponge, not biscuit, you shitlord.
Spoiler
but it looks like a biscuit base. sorry lumens ; _ ;
It looks like sponge cake.

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The Flood / Gatsby isn't really British
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:24:01 AM »
He thinks Jaffa cakes are biscuits.

Absolutely fucking haram. You piece of shit.

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The Flood / Re: Do you Americans have jaffa cakes?
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:22:02 AM »
What are jaffa cakes?
Little bundles of joy. Soft biscuits that melt in your mouth. They have a biscuit base and a chocolate top, inside they have a chocolate orange sauce which is divine.

>Jaffa cakes
>Biscuit

You disgust me. How dare you call yourself British.
whoops!
well granted they do have a biscuit base. but so does banoffe pie and we still call it a pie
They're sponge, not biscuit, you shitlord.

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The Flood / Re: Do you Americans have jaffa cakes?
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:18:51 AM »
What are jaffa cakes?
Little bundles of joy. Soft biscuits that melt in your mouth. They have a biscuit base and a chocolate top, inside they have a chocolate orange sauce which is divine.

>Jaffa cakes
>Biscuit

You disgust me. How dare you call yourself British.

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The Flood / Re: Do you Americans have jaffa cakes?
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:17:15 AM »
What do you call a box of Jaffa cakes?


A single serving.

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Gaming / Re: ARE YOU HYPED YET
« on: December 01, 2014, 10:54:23 AM »
No.

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The Flood / Re: It's December
« on: December 01, 2014, 10:00:31 AM »
I don't give a shit about Christmas...all I want is a job before the year ends.
It fucking blows.

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I'd damage my car

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The Flood / Re: It's Monday
« on: December 01, 2014, 09:50:58 AM »
I've been in bed all day.


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The Flood / Re: If someone was protesting in the middle of a highway...
« on: December 01, 2014, 09:38:19 AM »
People saying no.

If you were late for your CAREER, and stuck on the highway because of these bozos, would that change your mind?
No. Only a retard would drive through a crowd of people.
You'd end up in jail and get fired for being such a bellend.

Really? Cause the police were cheering this guy on and hes not currently in jail.

If anyone should go to jail its these fucking jobless clowns who protest in the middle of a HIGHWAY
So you'd willingly drive through people and potentially kill someone?
You're a piece of shit human being.

Gotta take care of myself first, sorry protesters.

I'm not getting fired over some hippies on the highway.
No. You'll just get arrested and fired for purposely driving into a crowd of people and risk killing someone.

There's taking care of yourself, and there's being a terrible person.

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The Flood / Re: If someone was protesting in the middle of a highway...
« on: December 01, 2014, 09:31:55 AM »
People saying no.

If you were late for your CAREER, and stuck on the highway because of these bozos, would that change your mind?
No. Only a retard would drive through a crowd of people.
You'd end up in jail and get fired for being such a bellend.

Really? Cause the police were cheering this guy on and hes not currently in jail.

If anyone should go to jail its these fucking jobless clowns who protest in the middle of a HIGHWAY
So you'd willingly drive through people and potentially kill someone?
You're a piece of shit human being.

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The Flood / Re: If someone was protesting in the middle of a highway...
« on: December 01, 2014, 09:27:22 AM »
People saying no.

If you were late for your CAREER, and stuck on the highway because of these bozos, would that change your mind?
No. Only a retard would drive through a crowd of people.
You'd end up in jail and get fired for being such a bellend.

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The Flood / Re: If someone was protesting in the middle of a highway...
« on: December 01, 2014, 09:22:22 AM »
No, because I'd rather not have a criminal record.

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Gaming / Re: Is Halo MCC worth picking up an Xbone for?
« on: December 01, 2014, 07:41:24 AM »
It should be playable by Christmas.

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Gaming / Re: Will Microsoft ever go handheld?
« on: December 01, 2014, 07:38:52 AM »
*Drink a Mtn Dew verification can to continue*

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Gaming / Re: Spike Game Awards 2014
« on: December 01, 2014, 07:36:25 AM »
Fallout 4, if Bethesda once again just shows off some bleugh shite I'm going to be platinum mad.
They'll make an announcement about how they have nothing to announce.

I would not be surprised.

If they do, I shall handle it very maturely by spamming them with death threats and abuse on Shitter as any well adjusted individual would do.
Sounds reasonable to me.

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Gaming / Re: Spike Game Awards 2014
« on: December 01, 2014, 07:33:15 AM »
Fallout 4, if Bethesda once again just shows off some bleugh shite I'm going to be platinum mad.
They'll make an announcement about how they have nothing to announce.

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Gaming / Re: Will Microsoft ever go handheld?
« on: December 01, 2014, 07:23:59 AM »
God no.
It'd tank worse than the Vita.

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Gaming / Re: Spike Game Awards 2014
« on: December 01, 2014, 07:08:21 AM »
I want CDPR to give us some deets on Cyberpunk 2077.

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Gaming / Re: Halo/GoW crossover
« on: December 01, 2014, 07:05:32 AM »






3rd person halo = yes
1st person gears = never
What if it was a SSB-type thing?

Sorry, master chief, marcus, and a Forza car wouldn't  make for  very fun battles

Lara Croft vs Spartan palmer tho. I want it
Lara Croft is third party, genius.
So was Snake, fucktard
It's sad that MS would have to fill the roster with third party characters.
It's sad that Nintendo have to fill the roster with third party characters
They don't  need to. They have a plethora of characters.

I think MS could do better
Master Chief, Master Chief, Marcus Fenix, Forza Car and Master Chief isn't a good roster.
Conker, Titanfall dude, Fizzy, Alan Wake, Banjo, Crackdown guy, The hero from Fable, GoW characters, Halo characters, a Kinectimal, Steve from Minecraft, etc...
Shooter galore an non-iconic characters.

An Smash type game would be terrible. All Smash clones have been terrible, and an MS one would be no exception.

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Gaming / Re: Halo/GoW crossover
« on: November 30, 2014, 02:37:22 PM »





3rd person halo = yes
1st person gears = never
What if it was a SSB-type thing?

Sorry, master chief, marcus, and a Forza car wouldn't  make for  very fun battles

Lara Croft vs Spartan palmer tho. I want it
Lara Croft is third party, genius.
So was Snake, fucktard
It's sad that MS would have to fill the roster with third party characters.
It's sad that Nintendo have to fill the roster with third party characters
They don't  need to. They have a plethora of characters.

I think MS could do better
Master Chief, Master Chief, Marcus Fenix, Forza Car and Master Chief isn't a good roster.

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Gaming / Re: Halo/GoW crossover
« on: November 30, 2014, 02:29:49 PM »




3rd person halo = yes
1st person gears = never
What if it was a SSB-type thing?

Sorry, master chief, marcus, and a Forza car wouldn't  make for  very fun battles

Lara Croft vs Spartan palmer tho. I want it
Lara Croft is third party, genius.
So was Snake, fucktard
It's sad that MS would have to fill the roster with third party characters.
It's sad that Nintendo have to fill the roster with third party characters
They don't  need to. They have a plethora of characters.

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Gaming / Re: Halo/GoW crossover
« on: November 30, 2014, 02:24:28 PM »



3rd person halo = yes
1st person gears = never
What if it was a SSB-type thing?

Sorry, master chief, marcus, and a Forza car wouldn't  make for  very fun battles

Lara Croft vs Spartan palmer tho. I want it
Lara Croft is third party, genius.
So was Snake, fucktard
It's sad that MS would have to fill the roster with third party characters.

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Gaming / Re: Halo/GoW crossover
« on: November 30, 2014, 02:21:41 PM »


3rd person halo = yes
1st person gears = never
What if it was a SSB-type thing?

Sorry, master chief, marcus, and a Forza car wouldn't  make for  very fun battles

Lara Croft vs Spartan palmer tho. I want it
Lara Croft is third party, genius.

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