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21451
« on: December 02, 2014, 10:02:47 AM »
Crisps Chips Fucking retarded Americlaps
21452
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:56:24 AM »
Toasting in bread
I hate you. You're mean, and you think Elsa is a "whore slut bitch", I quote.
But I love you.
Elsa is 10/10 would call after one night stand
Then I love you too.
Good. Now bend over.
21453
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:55:25 AM »
21454
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:54:31 AM »
Toasting in bread
I hate you. You're mean, and you think Elsa is a "whore slut bitch", I quote.
But I love you. Elsa is 10/10 would call after one night stand
21455
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:52:14 AM »
Toasting in bread
21456
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:48:12 AM »
Cheerios?
21457
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:47:01 AM »
I can't keep track of the creed it changes every game
The Creed has been the same since AC1
I thought the frenchies had different rules and Ezio changed it again after Altair
The Creed is the same for all regional Brotherhoods. Some are just more strict than others.
Just look at Ezio. He killed hundreds of innocents.
I guess they just word it different every game.
That too. It still has the same basis though.
21458
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:35:51 AM »
In RC's defense, it is hard to give a good blowjob to someone whose dick is smaller than an infants.
You weren't saying that last night.
Just pillow talk baby, why do you think I wasn't there when you woke up this morning?
You could have at least left me a note or something.
I did, it said you needed to go to the store.
But it didn't say what for.
Sorry about that, pick me up toast and butter.
They sell toast?
Yes, they don't sell toast in Britain?
They sell toasties, but not toast as far as I'm aware.
21459
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:34:17 AM »
I can't keep track of the creed it changes every game
The Creed has been the same since AC1
I thought the frenchies had different rules and Ezio changed it again after Altair
The Creed is the same for all regional Brotherhoods. Some are just more strict than others. Just look at Ezio. He killed hundreds of innocents.
21460
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:31:55 AM »
In RC's defense, it is hard to give a good blowjob to someone whose dick is smaller than an infants.
You weren't saying that last night.
Just pillow talk baby, why do you think I wasn't there when you woke up this morning?
You could have at least left me a note or something.
I did, it said you needed to go to the store.
But it didn't say what for.
Sorry about that, pick me up toast and butter.
They sell toast?
21461
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:30:44 AM »
I use that a lot
21462
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:29:49 AM »
In RC's defense, it is hard to give a good blowjob to someone whose dick is smaller than an infants.
You weren't saying that last night.
Just pillow talk baby, why do you think I wasn't there when you woke up this morning?
You could have at least left me a note or something.
I did, it said you needed to go to the store.
But it didn't say what for.
21463
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:29:12 AM »
I hope you get perma-banned.
21464
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:26:11 AM »
Shit. I've been busted.
21465
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:24:57 AM »
In RC's defense, it is hard to give a good blowjob to someone whose dick is smaller than an infants.
You weren't saying that last night.
Just pillow talk baby, why do you think I wasn't there when you woke up this morning?
You could have at least left me a note or something.
21466
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:21:18 AM »
In RC's defense, it is hard to give a good blowjob to someone whose dick is smaller than an infants.
You weren't saying that last night.
21467
« on: December 02, 2014, 08:54:32 AM »
Oh, get fucked you cretins.
Vegemite is godly.
It's literally shit paste in a jar
21468
« on: December 02, 2014, 08:48:46 AM »
Vegemite sounds nasty.
Ever had Marmite?
I don't think so.
Brown shit that comes in a jar and tastes like death. 
21469
« on: December 02, 2014, 08:47:15 AM »
I'm sure it's much nicer in Wales.
Wales is in Britain, you plonker.
Yes but it belongs to the Welsh.
Eh?
Do you even know how your own country works?
Wales is hardly even a country. It'sbasically just England with lots of sheep.
so it's england?
No, it's Wales. But it's basically just England.
21470
« on: December 02, 2014, 08:45:51 AM »
My favourite AC game is III
Reported
21471
« on: December 02, 2014, 08:44:50 AM »
I can't keep track of the creed it changes every game
The Creed has been the same since AC1
21472
« on: December 02, 2014, 08:43:38 AM »
I'm sure it's much nicer in Wales.
Wales is in Britain, you plonker.
Yes but it belongs to the Welsh.
Eh?
Do you even know how your own country works?
Wales is hardly even a country. It'sbasically just England with lots of sheep.
21473
« on: December 02, 2014, 08:39:30 AM »
I'm sure it's much nicer in Wales.
Wales is in Britain, you plonker.
Yes but it belongs to the Welsh.
Eh?
21474
« on: December 02, 2014, 08:36:56 AM »
Vegemite sounds nasty.
Ever had Marmite?
21475
« on: December 02, 2014, 08:36:19 AM »
I'm sure it's much nicer in Wales.
Wales is in Britain, you plonker.
21476
« on: December 02, 2014, 08:34:22 AM »
And disgusting Vegemite
21477
« on: December 02, 2014, 08:32:11 AM »
You like food a little too much.
21478
« on: December 02, 2014, 08:26:34 AM »
You britfags need some freedumb.
But I don't want to be fat.
21479
« on: December 02, 2014, 07:00:12 AM »
Dogs >cats
21480
« on: December 02, 2014, 06:47:18 AM »
0/10 would not recommend
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