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The Flood / Re: Would you bang a 10/10 trap?
« on: January 19, 2015, 06:31:12 PM »
Man, you guys are assholes. lol
How?
Just the obsession with calling them "traps" and referring to them as he. It's pretty fucking derogatory but I'm not gonna throw a fit about it.
It's the internet. Everything is offensive and derogatory.

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The Flood / Re: Would you bang a 10/10 trap?
« on: January 19, 2015, 06:27:16 PM »

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The Flood / Re: NAPALM STILL AROUND?
« on: January 19, 2015, 06:26:48 PM »
15 MINUTES IN AND ALREADY BEEN TOLD TO KILL MYSELF
WAY TO WELCOME ME BACK
Nobody wants you "back". I don't remember you being here in the first place.
I WAS HERE. ACTIVE TOO BUT THEN LEFT FOR A WHILE. LOOKS LIKE THERE IS AT LEAST ONE THAT WANTS ME BACK THOUGH
Maybe if you stopped acting like an annoying cunt more people would want you here

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Gaming / Re: Really terrible games with great soundtracks?
« on: January 19, 2015, 06:23:06 PM »
Everything about your favorite cash cow franchise sucks. Everything. Cry over it.
How to be edgy 101: Continued

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Gaming / Re: Really terrible games with great soundtracks?
« on: January 19, 2015, 06:20:16 PM »
Halo.

Spoiler
Just kidding; Marty sucks, too.
How to be edgy 101

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Gaming / Re: Oh my...
« on: January 19, 2015, 06:19:05 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Would you bang a 10/10 trap?
« on: January 19, 2015, 06:18:00 PM »
Fuck no
Quote
You're lying if you say no

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The Flood / Re: Would you bang a 10/10 trap?
« on: January 19, 2015, 06:17:05 PM »
Does it have tits?
Yes.
Everything is female but the genitalia

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The Flood / Re: Would you bang a 10/10 trap?
« on: January 19, 2015, 06:15:43 PM »
No
Quote
You're lying if you say no
Your fucking avatar makes that response so perfect slifhsldkfha;wsd
oooh baby a triple!

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The Flood / Re: Are you allowed to reuse condoms?
« on: January 19, 2015, 06:13:53 PM »
I don't know, I don't use condoms
Enjoy teen pregnancy

I had sex over...fuck, idek, and I still haven't made a mistake.

Pull out game is too strong
You can't get men pregnant anyway BC

That avatar (The big marshmallow robot thing) fits so well with that statement.
lol
TBlocks just said that in another thread

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Gaming / Re: Sniper Wolf MGS1
« on: January 19, 2015, 06:12:50 PM »
MGS has been one of the most overrated game franchises in history

Well this is the first time I am playing a MGS game and I think this game deserves all the praise it got, its difficult, doesn't hold your hold your hand and the story is pretty interesting.

If thousands of M. Night Shyamalan plot twists and cheesy characters are interesting to you, then yeah sure I guess
You do realise they're intentionally like that?

Being intentionally retarded doesn't excuse the retardation.
If that's the intent, then it kinda does.

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Gaming / Re: War Thunder bitches!
« on: January 19, 2015, 06:11:45 PM »
It's interface is hellacious on ps4 or else I would

You'd be missing out playing it on PS4 anyway. From my experience PS4 players get regularly #rekt.

Tanks is where they excel for the most part. But a competent player, like me, who uses the control surface keys on a keyboard will out turn and out fight a PS4 player every day of the week.
A keyboard and mouse can be used on PS4 iirc
omg your profile pics always match up with what you post xD

ayy baymax

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The Flood / Re: Would you bang a 10/10 trap?
« on: January 19, 2015, 04:12:40 PM »
I likely would not.
Quote
You're lying if you say no

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The Flood / Re: Disco Inferno
« on: January 19, 2015, 04:11:59 PM »
Relates to my first time shaving pubic hairs.

*sips tea*
why would you even do that?
Shave them pubes? Well, I doubt my partner would want it being hairy down there all the time, because well, do guys like a hairy girl down there?

*sips tea*
But it's awkward to do and itches when it gets bristly
This is why older and smarted me trims, not shaves, so there is still hair there, but not much at all, and that's fine for everyone it seems, doesnt itch as it grow back either.

That or you wax that shit right off, but I aint that keen.

*sips tea*
Fuck waxing. I'd rather not rip my ballsack open.

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The Flood / Re: Would you bang a 10/10 trap?
« on: January 19, 2015, 04:08:42 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Disco Inferno
« on: January 19, 2015, 04:08:15 PM »
Relates to my first time shaving pubic hairs.

*sips tea*
why would you even do that?
Shave them pubes? Well, I doubt my partner would want it being hairy down there all the time, because well, do guys like a hairy girl down there?

*sips tea*
But it's awkward to do and itches when it gets bristly

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The Flood / Re: Would you bang a 10/10 trap?
« on: January 19, 2015, 04:06:32 PM »
I'd bang anybody with a bigger dong than me, purely out of respect.
So when can we meet up?

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The Flood / Re: Would you bang a 10/10 trap?
« on: January 19, 2015, 04:05:45 PM »
No
Quote
You're lying if you say no

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The Flood / Re: Flux fact #420
« on: January 19, 2015, 04:05:11 PM »
I hate welding.

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The Flood / Would you bang a 10/10 trap?
« on: January 19, 2015, 04:02:38 PM »
Even if her dong was bigger?

You're lying if you say no.

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The Flood / Re: flux fact 10
« on: January 19, 2015, 03:59:23 PM »
and here i thought EDM stood for electronic dance music
what if the e stands for edm

EDM Dance Music

and it just goes on forever
Automated ATM

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The Flood / Re: flux fact 10
« on: January 19, 2015, 03:55:16 PM »
and here i thought EDM stood for electronic dance music
everyone does meth

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The Flood / Re: HEY GUYS
« on: January 19, 2015, 03:51:55 PM »
That's not a dank meme

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The Flood / Re: f.lux fact
« on: January 19, 2015, 03:51:23 PM »
Flucks

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The Flood / Re: Let's settle this for once and for all
« on: January 19, 2015, 03:47:05 PM »
I prefer lady boys

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The Flood / Re: Flux fact #7
« on: January 19, 2015, 03:45:48 PM »
Someone is mad.
Spoiler
Must be because I dumped his shitty little tea in the harbor.
I don't like tea
Of course you do, you silly willy britbong.
STOP OPPRESSING ME
Oi m8, u wan me ta smac ya in de gabba?
I'm telling Mum!

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The Flood / Re: Flux fact #7
« on: January 19, 2015, 03:42:50 PM »
Someone is mad.
Spoiler
Must be because I dumped his shitty little tea in the harbor.
I don't like tea
Of course you do, you silly willy britbong.
STOP OPPRESSING ME

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