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The Flood / Re: Picture thread #731
« on: January 28, 2015, 06:47:00 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Members my girl likes/dislikes
« on: January 28, 2015, 06:45:41 PM »
She said she didn't really like Hot Fuzz to much
dude what

She didn't really like it?
I'm sorry, but that's unacceptable.
Fix her.

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The Flood / Re: Members my girl likes/dislikes
« on: January 28, 2015, 06:43:43 PM »
She said she didn't really like Hot Fuzz to much
dude what

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The Flood / Re: Members my girl likes/dislikes
« on: January 28, 2015, 06:40:11 PM »
I don't need to be on there because I know she loves me.
Everyone loves me.

Everyone

She asks, do you like Shaun of the Dead?
I love Shaun of the Dead

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The Flood / Re: Members my girl likes/dislikes
« on: January 28, 2015, 06:37:04 PM »
I don't need to be on there because I know she loves me.
Everyone loves me.

Everyone

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The Flood / Re: You come home..
« on: January 28, 2015, 06:33:14 PM »
Ask him for his dealer's number.

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The Flood / Re: what kind of financial background do you come from?
« on: January 28, 2015, 06:30:03 PM »
low-middle, then middle, then low middle.

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The Flood / Re: Picture thread #731
« on: January 28, 2015, 06:28:13 PM »
Post sex

Spoiler
booty?

Oh, cheese, her body is immaculate. Her face is 10/10 as well.
he was requesting booty pics, not a description.

Posting a picture of her ass on this forum, or any forum?

Lolno
God what are you a queerosexual or sumthin'?
As a man with a banging gf it's your duty to your fellow men to post booty.

Nahhhh
nigga i'm joking.
but seriously though. she's faf

Thanks mate, assuming that means fine as fuck
pretty much

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The Flood / Re: Members my bitch likes/dislikes
« on: January 28, 2015, 06:27:30 PM »
She now goes on here and peruses on her own time
Ayy gurl can i get yo' digits?

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The Flood / Re: Picture thread #731
« on: January 28, 2015, 06:24:40 PM »

Maybe one day
I'd rather look like a fgt and have the guts to post my pic than be a complete pussy
stay mad pube lip

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The Flood / Re: Picture thread #731
« on: January 28, 2015, 06:24:12 PM »
Post sex

Spoiler
booty?

Oh, cheese, her body is immaculate. Her face is 10/10 as well.
he was requesting booty pics, not a description.

Posting a picture of her ass on this forum, or any forum?

Lolno
God what are you a queerosexual or sumthin'?
As a man with a banging gf it's your duty to your fellow men to post booty.

Nahhhh
nigga i'm joking.
but seriously though. she's faf
what is a faf
you havin' a faf there mate?
r u avin' a fookin faf?

It means she's good looking
oh wait it's fine as fuck isn't it
or fantastic ass fucker
It means the first, but now I want it to mean the latter

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The Flood / Re: >tfw
« on: January 28, 2015, 06:22:15 PM »
Probably because TFW means that feel when

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The Flood / Re: Picture thread #731
« on: January 28, 2015, 06:20:47 PM »
Post sex

Spoiler
booty?

Oh, cheese, her body is immaculate. Her face is 10/10 as well.
he was requesting booty pics, not a description.

Posting a picture of her ass on this forum, or any forum?

Lolno
God what are you a queerosexual or sumthin'?
As a man with a banging gf it's your duty to your fellow men to post booty.

Nahhhh
nigga i'm joking.
but seriously though. she's faf
what is a faf
you havin' a faf there mate?
r u avin' a fookin faf?

It means she's good looking

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The Flood / Re: Picture thread #731
« on: January 28, 2015, 06:18:56 PM »
Post sex

Spoiler
booty?

Oh, cheese, her body is immaculate. Her face is 10/10 as well.
he was requesting booty pics, not a description.

Posting a picture of her ass on this forum, or any forum?

Lolno
God what are you a queerosexual or sumthin'?
As a man with a banging gf it's your duty to your fellow men to post booty.

Nahhhh
nigga i'm joking.
but seriously though. she's faf

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The Flood / Re: why do most of you hate the military so much?
« on: January 28, 2015, 06:16:43 PM »
I want to join but can't.
Same here. Health wise and physical wise I'm able to but I don't know about my speech impediment. It's slight but I don't know if it still would disqualify me.
Can't be any worse than a thick texas accent over a handheld radio, so I don't see why it would.
It's manly with R's. On the radio people can understand me. Certain people sometimes have a hard time understanding me but over time I'm talking more clearer. There's just certain words I just don't use due to the speech problem like "or".
Berzerk is Jonathon Woss Ross
What?
A talk show host that can't pronounce R's

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The Flood / Re: why do most of you hate the military so much?
« on: January 28, 2015, 06:15:51 PM »
I want to join but can't.
Because you're black and gay?
I want to join but can't.
Same here. Health wise and physical wise I'm able to but I don't know about my speech impediment. It's slight but I don't know if it still would disqualify me. 
Paperwork issues.
Because you're an illegal alien?
I'm an EU citizen. I'm just not an American resident or citizen, and that's the only country I'd serve.
Serve Bongland.
That might be a bad idea. I know you people executed people for having shell shock in WW1. And don't give me that "But that wasn't a known medical problem back then" shit.
>WW1
>2015

Don't be a spaz

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The Flood / Re: Picture thread #731
« on: January 28, 2015, 06:14:20 PM »
Post sex

Spoiler
booty?

Oh, cheese, her body is immaculate. Her face is 10/10 as well.
he was requesting booty pics, not a description.

Posting a picture of her ass on this forum, or any forum?

Lolno
God what are you a queerosexual or sumthin'?
As a man with a banging gf it's your duty to your fellow men to post booty.

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The Flood / Re: why do most of you hate the military so much?
« on: January 28, 2015, 06:11:44 PM »
I want to join but can't.
Same here. Health wise and physical wise I'm able to but I don't know about my speech impediment. It's slight but I don't know if it still would disqualify me.
Can't be any worse than a thick texas accent over a handheld radio, so I don't see why it would.
It's manly with R's. On the radio people can understand me. Certain people sometimes have a hard time understanding me but over time I'm talking more clearer. There's just certain words I just don't use due to the speech problem like "or".
Berzerk is Jonathon Woss Ross

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The Flood / Re: why do most of you hate the military so much?
« on: January 28, 2015, 06:08:43 PM »
I want to join but can't.
Because you're black and gay?
I want to join but can't.
Same here. Health wise and physical wise I'm able to but I don't know about my speech impediment. It's slight but I don't know if it still would disqualify me. 
Paperwork issues.
Because you're an illegal alien?
I'm an EU citizen. I'm just not an American resident or citizen, and that's the only country I'd serve.
Serve Bongland.

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The Flood / Re: Picture thread #731
« on: January 28, 2015, 06:07:32 PM »
Post sex

Spoiler
booty?

Oh, cheese, her body is immaculate. Her face is 10/10 as well.
he was requesting booty pics, not a description.

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The Flood / Re: why do most of you hate the military so much?
« on: January 28, 2015, 06:03:16 PM »
I want to join but can't.
Because you're black and gay?
I want to join but can't.
Same here. Health wise and physical wise I'm able to but I don't know about my speech impediment. It's slight but I don't know if it still would disqualify me. 
Paperwork issues.
Because you're an illegal alien?

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The Flood / Re: why do most of you hate the military so much?
« on: January 28, 2015, 05:58:11 PM »
I want to join but can't.
Because you're black and gay?

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The Flood / Re: Picture thread #731
« on: January 28, 2015, 05:57:05 PM »
So how long until butthurt people start photoshopping some of the pictures in here?
Oh god please happen

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The Flood / Re: i need essay help flood
« on: January 28, 2015, 05:51:02 PM »
I need coding help ;_;
Pay isara to do it

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The Flood / Re: Petition to Open Anarchy Early
« on: January 28, 2015, 05:46:44 PM »
Anarchy is literally the worst idea I've seen implemented on any forum I've used.
How many forums have you even used? It obviously can't be many.

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The Flood / Re: Picture thread #731
« on: January 28, 2015, 05:42:58 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Picture thread #731
« on: January 28, 2015, 05:41:34 PM »
I used to be attractive

Spoiler
I'd sleep with you and never call you back again

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The Flood / Re: i need essay help flood
« on: January 28, 2015, 05:40:10 PM »
Press F to pay respects

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon summer meet up?
« on: January 28, 2015, 05:39:35 PM »
I vote England.
A cold rainy night in Stoke?

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