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15721
« on: February 15, 2015, 10:45:10 AM »
Off the chart
send pics pls
15722
« on: February 15, 2015, 10:42:41 AM »
I don't eat either.
What do you eat though?
Food.
What food?
Food I enjoy.
And what food is that?
dicks
Im not going to have sex with you lemon, stop.
but truuuu
Get off of Lemon's account, Gatsby.
Speaking of Gatsby, I'm in London tomorrow
that nigger is gonna' sex you
15723
« on: February 15, 2015, 10:41:45 AM »
I laugh every time. I feel bad for laughing every time.
15724
« on: February 15, 2015, 10:37:04 AM »
why the fuck would you do that to your lump of plastic waste of money figure anyway?
you don't use actual hot glue, tru. you use "hot glue"
I get that
Then what don't you get?
the point and thrill of that
It's for people who are pathetic and don't have anything better to cum on.
Y'know like...
Well...
Guess.
It's just sad. Not even the 'no life' sad, just mildly upsetting to know that shit happens
What's upsetting about it?
because his waifu has probably been hot glued
15725
« on: February 15, 2015, 10:35:09 AM »
why the fuck would you do that to your lump of plastic waste of money figure anyway?
you don't use actual hot glue, tru. you use "hot glue"
I get that
i'm going to hot glue you
Do that and I'll make you swallow it.
but that's my fetish
15726
« on: February 15, 2015, 10:32:37 AM »
I don't eat either.
What do you eat though?
Food.
What food?
Food I enjoy.
And what food is that?
dicks
Im not going to have sex with you lemon, stop.
but truuuu
Get off of Lemon's account, Gatsby.
fatsby is my alt account
15727
« on: February 15, 2015, 10:31:29 AM »
why the fuck would you do that to your lump of plastic waste of money figure anyway?
you don't use actual hot glue, tru. you use "hot glue"
I get that
i'm going to hot glue you
15728
« on: February 15, 2015, 10:30:25 AM »
I don't eat either.
What do you eat though?
Food.
What food?
Food I enjoy.
And what food is that?
dicks
Im not going to have sex with you lemon, stop.
but truuuu
15729
« on: February 15, 2015, 10:28:24 AM »
I don't eat either.
What do you eat though?
Food.
What food?
Food I enjoy.
And what food is that?
dicks
15730
« on: February 15, 2015, 10:26:04 AM »
why the fuck would you do that to your lump of plastic waste of money figure anyway?
you don't use actual hot glue, tru. you use "hot glue"
15731
« on: February 15, 2015, 10:25:00 AM »
Now here's a more pressing question.
OP, have you ever participated in a hot glue thread?
A what
hot
glue
thread
yeah but what is that tho
watch the last 10 seconds of the video
15732
« on: February 15, 2015, 10:22:30 AM »
Just a little shy of the German average.
The more you know.
5,6?
No, I'm not going to have sex with you
15733
« on: February 15, 2015, 10:21:02 AM »
Just a little shy of the German average.
I'm okay with this.
15734
« on: February 15, 2015, 10:11:15 AM »
That feeling when I'm exactly the average size for the US.
You mean the feeling that you're smaller than the global average?
Hey now it could be worse. I could be Korean. Also sure it matters who's got the biggest stick, but it matters a helluva lot more who's swinging it.
Whatever you say
15735
« on: February 15, 2015, 10:06:11 AM »
That feeling when I'm exactly the average size for the US.
You mean the feeling that you're smaller than the global average?
15736
« on: February 15, 2015, 09:57:14 AM »
It's because of all the porn you've been watching
15737
« on: February 15, 2015, 09:54:40 AM »
Are people ITT actually measuring their wangs?
Size is everything and so is comparing
but no homo tho k?
I bet you've got a Korean dick
Bruh I was turned into a girl by my family order.
Hail the Supreme Leader!
15738
« on: February 15, 2015, 09:53:18 AM »
Are people ITT actually measuring their wangs?
Size is everything and so is comparing
but no homo tho k?
I bet you've got a Korean dick
15739
« on: February 15, 2015, 09:48:44 AM »
Are people ITT actually measuring their wangs?
15740
« on: February 15, 2015, 09:48:01 AM »
I guess i'm German at least.
>13 years old
15741
« on: February 15, 2015, 06:08:58 AM »
I'm not a gook you fucking raghead
Rags are for your face hats are for your head you dick sucking weeb
typical turbantwat can't even speak english
Sorry I can't hear you. Try having more teeth.
It's probably because of the sand in your ears
I can't hear you while you're motorboating your queen.
dude that's gross
she's like 500 years old
exactly you British fuck
As you people can see, this is why Sand Niggers and Chinless Wonders can't get along in the U.K.
>implying I'm upper class
Aren't all Limeys upper class?
Or are you one of those poorfags.
low-middle leaning more towards low.
15742
« on: February 15, 2015, 06:06:33 AM »
I'm not a gook you fucking raghead
Rags are for your face hats are for your head you dick sucking weeb
typical turbantwat can't even speak english
Sorry I can't hear you. Try having more teeth.
It's probably because of the sand in your ears
I can't hear you while you're motorboating your queen.
dude that's gross
she's like 500 years old
exactly you British fuck
As you people can see, this is why Sand Niggers and Chinless Wonders can't get along in the U.K.
>implying I'm upper class
15743
« on: February 15, 2015, 05:55:29 AM »
How did you find this?
15744
« on: February 15, 2015, 05:27:45 AM »
Here's the proper Godlike sound.
>UT killstreak soundclips >Halo picture
15745
« on: February 15, 2015, 05:20:00 AM »
You know what I just realized?
How the fuck did Soap get from Bumfuck, Afghanistan to Bumfuck, India without, y'know, BLEEDING OUT FROM HIS 5-INCH KNIFE WOUND.
Plot armour
15746
« on: February 15, 2015, 04:57:03 AM »
Any British car.
oi m8 r u tryin 2 rustle me?
15747
« on: February 15, 2015, 04:44:03 AM »
Anything that spews pollution.
tree hugger leave
15748
« on: February 15, 2015, 04:43:23 AM »
omg for a college student that is horrendous.
Im not buying a truck
I didn't say you should, can you not get a 2 door instead?
I could but there aren't many that have AWD and the ones that do are expensive af
why do you need AWD?
Snow
faggot
15749
« on: February 15, 2015, 04:41:20 AM »
omg for a college student that is horrendous.
Im not buying a truck
I didn't say you should, can you not get a 2 door instead?
I could but there aren't many that have AWD and the ones that do are expensive af
why do you need AWD?
15750
« on: February 15, 2015, 04:35:59 AM »
I'm not a gook you fucking raghead
Rags are for your face hats are for your head you dick sucking weeb
typical turbantwat can't even speak english
Sorry I can't hear you. Try having more teeth.
It's probably because of the sand in your ears
I can't hear you while you're motorboating your queen.
dude that's gross she's like 500 years old
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