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15541
« on: February 18, 2015, 04:30:01 PM »
Is she a big girl?
15542
« on: February 18, 2015, 04:29:07 PM »
BRUH
#BASEDBISCUIT B A S E D B I S C U I T
15543
« on: February 18, 2015, 04:25:37 PM »
Still that's like saying that you don't want to sell the original Xbox, but that is a 14 year old console, why bother keeping it.
Because it's a great console with great games.
But your Xbox 360 has backwards compatible, so why even bother keeping your old xbox. Plus like i said, 14 years old.
Because not all OG Xbox games work on the 360
15544
« on: February 18, 2015, 04:21:42 PM »
this fucking thread though
15545
« on: February 18, 2015, 04:21:04 PM »
First date: Pending
15546
« on: February 18, 2015, 04:17:42 PM »
The fuck?
Yes?
The fuck?
How can I help you, sir?
I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god
It sounds like you need psychological treatment.
Do you have a psychiatric hospital nearby?
palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
Anxiety?
Can you call a friend to take you to a hospital?
may i have your attention please. will the real slim shady please stand up
Boy you think you're so clever don't yo-
I mean...
Please, call someone and get help, I'm worried about you.
i can't tell you what it really is
i can only tell you what it feels like
and right now there's a steel knife in my windpipe
i can't breathe but i still fight while i can fight
Don't make me wake this, baby
She don't need to see what I'm about to do
i'm sorry momma!
i never meant to hurt you!
i never meant to make you cry, but tonight
i'm cleanin out my closet (one more time)
My mom my mom I know you're probably tired of hearing about my mom Oh ho! Whoa ho!
But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty and how I became hooked on va-al-ya-hum
Valium was in everything food that I ate, The water that I drank fucking peas on my plate,
She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak, So everyday I have at least three stomach aches,
Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her
Son grow up to be an under a undera-fuckin-chiever, My teacher didn't think I was going be nothing either,
the way you shake it, i can't believe it
i ain't never seen an ass like that
the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
boing, boing, boing
Now this looks like a job for me
so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me
now hush little baby, don't you cry
everything's gonna be alright
stiffen up that upper lip, little lady, i told ya'
daddy's here to hold you through the night
i know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why
we feel how we feel inside
it may seem a little crazy, pretty baby
but i promise mama's gon' be alright
Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?
After I fuck you in the butt, get some head, Bust a nut, get some rest
The next day my mother said "I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid!
The bastard won't even eat nothing he's fed He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead"
kick your shoes off, let your hair down (and go berzerk) all night long grow your beard out, just weird out (and go berzerk) all night long
15547
« on: February 18, 2015, 04:09:52 PM »
The fuck?
Yes?
The fuck?
How can I help you, sir?
I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god
It sounds like you need psychological treatment.
Do you have a psychiatric hospital nearby?
palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
Anxiety?
Can you call a friend to take you to a hospital?
may i have your attention please. will the real slim shady please stand up
Boy you think you're so clever don't yo-
I mean...
Please, call someone and get help, I'm worried about you.
i can't tell you what it really is
i can only tell you what it feels like
and right now there's a steel knife in my windpipe
i can't breathe but i still fight while i can fight
Don't make me wake this, baby
She don't need to see what I'm about to do
i'm sorry momma!
i never meant to hurt you!
i never meant to make you cry, but tonight
i'm cleanin out my closet (one more time)
My mom my mom I know you're probably tired of hearing about my mom Oh ho! Whoa ho!
But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty and how I became hooked on va-al-ya-hum
Valium was in everything food that I ate, The water that I drank fucking peas on my plate,
She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak, So everyday I have at least three stomach aches,
Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her
Son grow up to be an under a undera-fuckin-chiever, My teacher didn't think I was going be nothing either,
the way you shake it, i can't believe it
i ain't never seen an ass like that
the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
boing, boing, boing
Now this looks like a job for me
so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me
now hush little baby, don't you cry everything's gonna be alright stiffen up that upper lip, little lady, i told ya' daddy's here to hold you through the night i know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why we feel how we feel inside it may seem a little crazy, pretty baby but i promise mama's gon' be alright
15548
« on: February 18, 2015, 04:04:13 PM »
Umm...
15549
« on: February 18, 2015, 04:02:43 PM »
The fuck?
Yes?
The fuck?
How can I help you, sir?
I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god
It sounds like you need psychological treatment.
Do you have a psychiatric hospital nearby?
palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
Anxiety?
Can you call a friend to take you to a hospital?
may i have your attention please. will the real slim shady please stand up
Boy you think you're so clever don't yo-
I mean...
Please, call someone and get help, I'm worried about you.
i can't tell you what it really is
i can only tell you what it feels like
and right now there's a steel knife in my windpipe
i can't breathe but i still fight while i can fight
Don't make me wake this, baby
She don't need to see what I'm about to do
i'm sorry momma!
i never meant to hurt you!
i never meant to make you cry, but tonight
i'm cleanin out my closet (one more time)
My mom my mom I know you're probably tired of hearing about my mom Oh ho! Whoa ho!
But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty and how I became hooked on va-al-ya-hum
Valium was in everything food that I ate, The water that I drank fucking peas on my plate,
She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak, So everyday I have at least three stomach aches,
Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her
Son grow up to be an under a undera-fuckin-chiever, My teacher didn't think I was going be nothing either,
the way you shake it, i can't believe it i ain't never seen an ass like that the way you move it, you make my pee pee go boing, boing, boing
15550
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:57:59 PM »
Kill yourself
15551
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:57:14 PM »
The fuck?
Yes?
The fuck?
How can I help you, sir?
I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god
It sounds like you need psychological treatment.
Do you have a psychiatric hospital nearby?
palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
Anxiety?
Can you call a friend to take you to a hospital?
may i have your attention please. will the real slim shady please stand up
Boy you think you're so clever don't yo-
I mean...
Please, call someone and get help, I'm worried about you.
i can't tell you what it really is
i can only tell you what it feels like
and right now there's a steel knife in my windpipe
i can't breathe but i still fight while i can fight
Don't make me wake this, baby
She don't need to see what I'm about to do
i'm sorry momma! i never meant to hurt you! i never meant to make you cry, but tonight i'm cleanin out my closet (one more time)
15552
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:52:41 PM »
No! That's not how politics work m8!
Stop using the Internet
15553
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:50:55 PM »
Cool blog OP
15554
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:48:38 PM »
I'd be Keyu/Tyger see who they really are 
Other than that Lemön/Septy and make an ass of myself (them) maybe say that their gay , make a racist accent that fits to their race, walk around piss off a huge amount of ppl oh it shall be glorious
a racist accent that fits my race? but i'm white
15555
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:46:26 PM »
The fuck?
Yes?
The fuck?
How can I help you, sir?
I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god
It sounds like you need psychological treatment.
Do you have a psychiatric hospital nearby?
palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
Anxiety?
Can you call a friend to take you to a hospital?
may i have your attention please. will the real slim shady please stand up
Boy you think you're so clever don't yo-
I mean...
Please, call someone and get help, I'm worried about you.
i can't tell you what it really is i can only tell you what it feels like and right now there's a steel knife in my windpipe i can't breathe but i still fight while i can fight
15556
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:41:19 PM »
this stopped being funny a long time ago
For you
15557
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:39:43 PM »
The fuck?
Yes?
The fuck?
How can I help you, sir?
I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god
It sounds like you need psychological treatment.
Do you have a psychiatric hospital nearby?
palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
Anxiety?
Can you call a friend to take you to a hospital?
may i have your attention please. will the real slim shady please stand up
15558
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:36:37 PM »
The fuck?
Yes?
The fuck?
How can I help you, sir?
I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god
It sounds like you need psychological treatment.
Do you have a psychiatric hospital nearby?
palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
15559
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:34:00 PM »
The fuck?
Yes?
The fuck?
How can I help you, sir?
I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god
15560
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:32:54 PM »
15561
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:32:20 PM »
The fuck?
15562
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:30:26 PM »
kill yourself rich fag
give me money
All u do is use me 
you know you love it
15563
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:28:57 PM »
kill yourself rich fag
give me money
15564
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:27:28 PM »
kill yourself rich fag
15565
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:26:31 PM »
If you consider a good looking muscular tall well spoken 18 year old with a good sense of humor and lots of game who fuks lots of bishes but has high standards and has lots of friends of all types who loves to party but also reads lots of books and meditates and loves life and is also rich a loser then hell Ya I'm a loser
you're a loser that's never heard of a comma
15566
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:22:02 PM »
I'd still bang her.
DAZ liquitabs get out the dirty, even at 30
15567
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:14:39 PM »
eww
people listen to this shit?
15568
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:10:58 PM »
I'd become Cheat, so I can permaban everyone here but me.
15569
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:05:55 PM »
Go back to Serious, Max.
15570
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:04:22 PM »
Daily reminder that Meta needs to change his name back Oldfag Sparkles
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