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And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
yeh but women with a "proper" accent is hot af
Ew no.
Most British women make my ears bleed.
Stop listening to Scouse and Geordie accented women then
Motherfucker you all sound the same.
dude no

that's like every American sounds like people from Boston
There are two accents in my state, not counting nigger talk. How can an island nation with a mere 4k square mile land difference have eight fucking accents?
You all sound the same weather you like it or not.
Eight accents? lol

There's a different accent for every city, and sometimes a different accent in multiple towns within some cities.

If you travel less than an hour out of my city you'll hear people with a Manc accent.  Then to Bolton, you'll hear a different accent. Then in Birmingham you'll hear a Brummie accent, and so on and so on.

None of us sound the same.
You're in denial.
PROPER ACCENT IS HOT

14162
Gaming / Re: Possible new Brothers-in-arms
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:12:41 PM »
WWII never gets old.
You mean besides it being massively overdone a few years back?

14163
The Flood / Re: Does anybody else smoke?
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:10:48 PM »
I don't smoke cancer sticks

14164
And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
yeh but women with a "proper" accent is hot af
Ew no.
Most British women make my ears bleed.
Stop listening to Scouse and Geordie accented women then
Motherfucker you all sound the same.
dude no

that's like every American sounds like people from Boston
There are two accents in my state, not counting nigger talk. How can an island nation with a mere 4k square mile land difference have eight fucking accents?
You all sound the same weather you like it or not.
Eight accents? lol

There's a different accent for every city, and sometimes a different accent in multiple towns within some cities.

If you travel less than an hour out of my city you'll hear people with a Manc accent.  Then to Bolton, you'll hear a different accent. Then in Birmingham you'll hear a Brummie accent, and so on and so on.

None of us sound the same.

14165
The Flood / Re: Okay what if Eva Green was your mommy
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:03:17 PM »
Eva Green isn't hot though

14166
The Flood / Re: You're now in a country where the age of consent is 13
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:02:32 PM »
What do you take me for?

An Arab?
You are though

14167
And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
yeh but women with a "proper" accent is hot af
Ew no.
Most British women make my ears bleed.
Stop listening to Scouse and Geordie accented women then
Motherfucker you all sound the same.
dude no

that's like every American sounds like people from Boston

14168
And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
yeh but women with a "proper" accent is hot af
Ew no.
Most British women make my ears bleed.
Stop listening to Scouse and Geordie accented women then

14169
Gaming / Re: FF Type-0 HD PAX Trailer
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:50:06 PM »
I don't understand FF.
Is FFXV related to any others? Because it looks dank af
They're all separate games with different worlds, stories, characters, rules, etc.
With a few things tying them all together.

You could easily jump in on XV not having played any of the others before.
I'll probably pick it up then.
Now I just need to get you in on Persona and Fire Emblem.
We'll make a weeb out of you yet  :P
The most weeb I'll ever go is Pokemon
No the most weeb you'll ever go is FFXV.
Slippery slope.  ;D
Look what you've done to me

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And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
yeh but women with a "proper" accent is hot af

14171
Jen Taylor recorded a few specific things.

It's just for marketing otherwise.

14172
Gaming / Re: FF Type-0 HD PAX Trailer
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:45:22 PM »
I don't understand FF.
Is FFXV related to any others? Because it looks dank af
They're all separate games with different worlds, stories, characters, rules, etc.
With a few things tying them all together.

You could easily jump in on XV not having played any of the others before.
I'll probably pick it up then.
Now I just need to get you in on Persona and Fire Emblem.
We'll make a weeb out of you yet  :P
The most weeb I'll ever go is Pokemon

14173
The Flood / Re: Mr Psy is a cannibal
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:44:37 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Mr Psy is a cannibal
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:44:19 PM »
Didn't he knife a toddler in the head just last week?
It was a mudlime baby so it's okay

14175
The Flood / Re: Mr Psy is a cannibal
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:42:11 PM »
Ha! He can't eat my liver! There's always alcohol in it!
We should waterboard him but with alcohol

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The Flood / Re: You're now in a country where the age of consent is 13
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:38:43 PM »


Establish an uprising, remove the current regime and replace it with a totalitarian monarchy with me as empress. I shall enslave and later exterminate all pedos.
Then we'll all be okay since liking 13 year olds is hebephilia, not pedophilia. The more you know.
Lonepaul pls.
But I'm not British.
Hey don't associate us with him.
Lol coming from pedo lemon.
>still trying to force that

Give up. You're not making anyone laugh.
Lol mad cuz pedo.
you're about as funny as elegiac

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The Flood / Re: You're now in a country where the age of consent is 13
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:37:33 PM »

Establish an uprising, remove the current regime and replace it with a totalitarian monarchy with me as empress. I shall enslave and later exterminate all pedos.
Then we'll all be okay since liking 13 year olds is hebephilia, not pedophilia. The more you know.
Lonepaul pls.
But I'm not British.
Hey don't associate us with him.
Lol coming from pedo lemon.
>still trying to force that

Give up. You're not making anyone laugh.

14178
The Flood / Re: You're now in a country where the age of consent is 13
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:32:45 PM »
Establish an uprising, remove the current regime and replace it with a totalitarian monarchy with me as empress. I shall enslave and later exterminate all pedos.
Then we'll all be okay since liking 13 year olds is hebephilia, not pedophilia. The more you know.
Lonepaul pls.
But I'm not British.
Hey don't associate us with him.

14179
The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:29:33 PM »
I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
I do not understand

I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
But that's meat
Only in a literal sense.

I don't eat things that originate with the death of an animal. Long pork doesn't necessitate this <.<
Stop trying to justify being a shitty vegetardian

Okay the link doesn't work how I want it to so you have to do this the hard way :/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Search 'Long Pork' and tell me what you get.
Long pork is human flesh you halfwit.
That would be the joke <.<

The thing I said originally was
'Long Pork Liver with some Broad Beans and a chianti.'
Broad beans = Fava Beans for yanks.

And as I also said, I don't eat products that originate from the demise of animals, humans are a different matter <.<
we're animals
I do know this ._.

It really kills the joke when I have to explain it, to a yank is one thing but to have to for a fellow bonger kills me inside.
Fuck you I'm tired

14181
The Flood / Re: If you don't find her hot...
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:27:15 PM »

The girl in the OP is 17, so what's your point?

14182
The Flood / Re: What if your mom was Grace Kelly doe
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:26:10 PM »

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The Flood / Re: What if your mom was Grace Kelly doe
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:22:58 PM »
Then she'd be my mother. Nothing more

14184
The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:22:10 PM »
I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
I do not understand

I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
But that's meat
Only in a literal sense.

I don't eat things that originate with the death of an animal. Long pork doesn't necessitate this <.<
Stop trying to justify being a shitty vegetardian

Okay the link doesn't work how I want it to so you have to do this the hard way :/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Search 'Long Pork' and tell me what you get.
Long pork is human flesh you halfwit.
That would be the joke <.<

The thing I said originally was
'Long Pork Liver with some Broad Beans and a chianti.'
Broad beans = Fava Beans for yanks.

And as I also said, I don't eat products that originate from the demise of animals, humans are a different matter <.<
we're animals

14185
The Flood / Re: Do you think Cate Blanchett is hot
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:21:27 PM »
Yes
No
Maybe

14186
The Flood / Re: Mr Psy is a cannibal
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:20:47 PM »
I bet you wanna taste my long pork, bby
Gasai pls
I'm still walking funny from last week

14187
The Flood / Mr Psy is a cannibal
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:19:20 PM »
He eats long pork (human flesh) liver.

14188
The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:18:13 PM »
I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
I do not understand

I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
But that's meat
Only in a literal sense.

I don't eat things that originate with the death of an animal. Long pork doesn't necessitate this <.<
Stop trying to justify being a shitty vegetardian

Okay the link doesn't work how I want it to so you have to do this the hard way :/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Search 'Long Pork' and tell me what you get.
Long pork is human flesh you halfwit.

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:14:46 PM »
I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
But that's meat
Only in a literal sense.

I don't eat things that originate with the death of an animal. Long pork doesn't necessitate this <.<
Stop trying to justify being a shitty vegetardian

14190
The Flood / Re: You guys are fucking autists
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:13:51 PM »
Pot calling the kettle black

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