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The Flood / Re: Why do hospitals only sell diet pop?
« on: December 10, 2015, 03:13:26 PM »
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pop
S T O P
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P O T S
fizzy pop

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The Flood / Re: Are there ANY advantages to being short?
« on: December 10, 2015, 03:06:38 PM »
On the topic of short people.
Last week a girl I work with came in with a mark on her head, she hit it at home, she's maybe a few inches shorter than me, which is to say much shorter than most people.
Now, she was a bit annoyed that everyone was mentioning the mark, since she was hoping the hats we wear would've covered it.

So I said to her: "People can probably see it since you're looking up at them".
Totally smooth. It went down well though.
then you had sex, right?

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The Flood / Re: Tru needs gift ideas for his FIT sister.
« on: December 10, 2015, 03:01:19 PM »
Dude, what's your budget?

That punching bag I posted was like 70 bucks I think. Not expensive bro.
Well.... I wont go over £3000 on a single person...
what the fuck

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The Flood / Re: Are there ANY advantages to being short?
« on: December 10, 2015, 02:43:07 PM »
Cheaper clothes

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The Flood / Re: Tru needs gift ideas for his FIT sister.
« on: December 10, 2015, 02:22:25 PM »
Crotchless panties

She'll love em

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The Flood / Re: I haven't purchased a single Christmas present
« on: December 10, 2015, 02:20:39 PM »
What's my Christmas present, Lemon-san?
sex with verb

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: December 10, 2015, 02:12:59 PM »
All REQs for Cartographer's Gift revealed.

https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/community/blog-posts/cartographer-s-gift-req-reveal

Classic BR is in there

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The Flood / Re: Being straight-edge is cool as fuck
« on: December 10, 2015, 01:57:14 PM »
I could easily go without eating meat. I just choose not to, because I enjoy it.
Obviously.

If we all HAD to stop eating meat, we could. It would suck though.
well duh. that isn't a choice you nimrod.

i'm not talking about being forced

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Gaming / Re: Borderlands
« on: December 10, 2015, 01:54:58 PM »
Hell, GoW has more interesting weapons.
Gears is one of the most uninspired franchises ever
LOL

The Lancer
The grenades
Digger Launcher
Boomshot
the lancer is just a regular gun with a chainsaw tacked on for the sake of being different
the grenades are grenades
the digger is like, the only weapon that's somewhat different 
the boomshot isn't anything special or unique

Gears in general is garbage

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The Flood / Re: Being straight-edge is cool as fuck
« on: December 10, 2015, 01:50:30 PM »
I could easily go without eating meat. I just choose not to, because I enjoy it.

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Gaming / Re: Borderlands
« on: December 10, 2015, 01:46:56 PM »
Hell, GoW has more interesting weapons.
Gears is one of the most uninspired franchises ever


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The Flood / Re: Why do hospitals only sell diet pop?
« on: December 10, 2015, 01:45:06 PM »
Why would they be designed to taste bad?
They aren't.
Not designing them to taste good != designed to taste bad

They taste like raw chemicals.

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The Flood / Re: Why do hospitals only sell diet pop?
« on: December 10, 2015, 01:39:33 PM »
Diet soda tastes better anyway
Yes. The flavour of the chemicals is amazing.

Yeah, the flavour of chemicals is amazing. Chemicals are the reason consumables taste of anything.
Except the chemicals in diet drinks aren't designed to taste good. They just taste like shit.

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The Flood / Re: Why do hospitals only sell diet pop?
« on: December 10, 2015, 01:34:13 PM »
Diet soda tastes better anyway
Yes. The flavour of the chemicals is amazing.

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The Flood / Re: I'm sorry, but what's wrong with you people?
« on: December 10, 2015, 01:32:05 PM »
I'm not trying to restrict people from posting stupid content; I'm trying to get people to stop posting stupid content
Because there's a difference.

Do everyone a favour and stop posting.

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Gaming / Re: Borderlands
« on: December 10, 2015, 01:30:39 PM »
maybe try sunset overdrive if that's what you're into--i hear that game has crazy weapons
LOL Isn't that a racing game?
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: How many of you have been to a strip club?
« on: December 10, 2015, 01:27:47 PM »
No

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Gaming / Re: Borderlands
« on: December 10, 2015, 01:26:08 PM »
Bosses and loot chests. They don't just give them to you. You have to actually get them yourself.
And lol 10 hours.
I've beat a few bosses. Nothing cool yet.

If the first 10 hours don't hook you, the game is bland.
or you're just a boring person, and there's no changing that


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The Flood / Re: I'm sorry, but what's wrong with you people?
« on: December 10, 2015, 01:24:39 PM »
Because this isn't a site where everything has to be according to your taste.
Where did I claim otherwise?

A little ironic for you to be saying that, too.

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Gaming / Re: Borderlands
« on: December 10, 2015, 01:22:52 PM »
stop being so pedantic holy shit

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The Flood / Re: I'm sorry, but what's wrong with you people?
« on: December 10, 2015, 01:20:38 PM »
Remind me again why we let Zesty post here
Because this isn't a site for you to have vanilla fun in, nor is it a site that doesn't allow the reality of a situation. In this case the reality is that such posting is stupid, and I'm simply pointing that out. If you want innocent fun, go to 9gag, or Bungie.net
Remind me again why we let Zesty post here

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Gaming / Re: Borderlands
« on: December 10, 2015, 01:18:29 PM »
I've played like 10 hours. Where are all the cool weapons everybody keeps telling me about?
Bosses and loot chests. They don't just give them to you. You have to actually get them yourself.
And lol 10 hours.
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And the bosses are just bullet sponges.
Nobody said they weren't

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Gaming / Re: Borderlands
« on: December 10, 2015, 01:10:45 PM »
and there's nothing but regular weapons like a military shooter.
objectively incorrect, old chap

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The Flood / Re: I'm sorry, but what's wrong with you people?
« on: December 10, 2015, 01:09:15 PM »
Remind me again why we let Zesty post here

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The Flood / Re: Being straight-edge is cool as fuck
« on: December 10, 2015, 01:00:46 PM »
The single greatest benefit of being straight-edge is that paremts fucking love you.

"Oh, you don't drink, smoke or party? You're a good influence on our daughter."
too true
Except you'll never get to hear them say that, because girls don't want to be with boring people
Because drinking, smoking and doing drugs is the only way to not be a boring person, right?


Idiot.

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Gaming / Re: Borderlands
« on: December 10, 2015, 12:58:19 PM »
Only enjoyed the first one. Got bored of the second.

Tales from the Borderlands is the best Borderlands game though

Tales from the Borderlands is good but...

No, just no.
It is

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: December 10, 2015, 12:41:16 PM »
[I find it ridiculous that the UNSC still have an inability to give machine guns to their drivers. Or that my spartan doesn't want to leave his vehicle when someone is on the back of the tank.
Probably because they are gameplay design choices and have no bearing on the canon.

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Gaming / Re: Borderlands
« on: December 10, 2015, 12:31:15 PM »
Only enjoyed the first one. Got bored of the second.

Tales from the Borderlands is the best Borderlands game though

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: December 10, 2015, 12:25:41 PM »
Nope, it feels even less like Halo than 4.
lmao

It's the most "Halo" game we've gotten since 3.

It's literally how Halo has always been at its base.
at this point people just love to bitch about the various abilities even though they've been properly implemented in a non-loadout based system.
yeah but azu, it isn't halo 3, so it isn't halo

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