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The Flood / Re: DigitaLemon
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:53:50 PM »
I don't know about that, but I do know that you should kill yourself

12932
The Flood / Re: zesty is the shittiest poster on this forum
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:52:30 PM »
after you yeah
you wish
let's have sex
i'm not into interracial
we can do it like the dogs do it, i'll pull on your hair

I don't want to end up on YouTube, blowing Lassie in a ditch
christ, being stuck up is gonna leave you lonely
I'm not being stuck up. I just don't want to get pumped full of viagra and made to fuck a dog

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:51:07 PM »
I had a smoking hot Irish drama teacher during my first year of high school and she would always like to wear sandals to class. One time she took them off and scrunched her feet in front of a group session. Fuck man, I fapped to that mental image for at least a solid year.
>feet

disgusting

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The Flood / Re: zesty is the shittiest poster on this forum
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:49:55 PM »
after you yeah
you wish
let's have sex
i'm not into interracial
we can do it like the dogs do it, i'll pull on your hair

I don't want to end up on YouTube, blowing Lassie in a ditch

12936
The Flood / Re: zesty is the shittiest poster on this forum
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:45:50 PM »

12937
Gaming / Re: Sep7agon Gaming now sponsored by EA Ronku!
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:45:23 PM »
lol

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The Flood / zesty is the shittiest poster on this forum
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:44:33 PM »
like seriously

12939
The Flood / Re: Orange Tic Tacs or The others?
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:43:16 PM »
this is pathetic, dustbin

You're not a real Floodian if you do not know Captain K Mart The Bungie Moderator.

Get out.
lol shut the fuck up deci

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The Flood / Re: Look at the object directly above you
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:41:09 PM »
Oh look, an Elegiac thread
Thread is an overstatement.
what is more suitable?

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:40:28 PM »
I don't remember, I was 8 or younger.
Damn man I was like 11
Yeah, well, that's how it goes when you have a brother some years older than you and that doesn't know what self-control and cause and effect means... He once fed me a grape when I was a baby and became so happy that he made me stop crying (I stopped making any noises) that he told my parents about it.
what

12942
The Flood / Re: Look at the object directly above you
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:39:40 PM »
Oh look, an Elegiac thread

12943
The Flood / Re: Lemön is not a cock loving faggot
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:36:35 PM »
Can confirm

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The Flood / Re: Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:28:55 PM »
"They'll pump you full of viagra. Make you fuck a dog.
You'll end up on YouTube, blowing Lassie in a ditch."
AM I BLOWIN A DOG IN A DITCH MATE

OR AM I PAKI RAMBOOO
BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU NOW BARRY?

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The Flood / Re: look at the object to your left
« on: April 01, 2015, 06:27:18 AM »
My bed

12946
The Flood / Re: Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic
« on: April 01, 2015, 06:00:23 AM »
"They'll pump you full of viagra. Make you fuck a dog.
You'll end up on YouTube, blowing Lassie in a ditch."

12947
The Flood / Re: It's obvious humans are causing global warming.
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:47:23 AM »
Why do you guys keep insulting a user which isnt even here anymore?
Pretty sure he still lurks like on a daily basis.
Just ask Meta.
Why come to this place if you cant contribute your daily pile of shit?

Seems pointless

*sips tea*
Because it's Kinder. He's a bit simple

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The Flood / Re: Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:46:20 AM »
Muslimism =/= Jewdianity
Umm, okay? I know that.
So why did you put a picture of a muslimist?
This is more relevant, cuz all of US are jewds:

Way to ruin the thread.
Let me make an AMA thread to redeem myself - oh wait, that's too predictable. Sep7 is all about being random and using obscure references.
shut up you kuffar bastard

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The Flood / Re: Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:41:30 AM »
Muslimism =/= Jewdianity
Umm, okay? I know that.
So why did you put a picture of a muslimist?
This is more relevant, cuz all of US are jewds:

Way to ruin the thread.
he de-martyred it
fucking squashed tomato

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The Flood / Re: It's obvious humans are causing global warming.
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:32:56 AM »
Land whales aren't human

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The Flood / Re: Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:23:00 AM »
Muslimism =/= Jewdianity
Umm, okay? I know that.
So why did you put a picture of a muslimist?
This is more relevant, cuz all of US are jewds:

Because it's something the guy in the picture says in the movie Four Lions.

12952
The Flood / Re: Woah woah hold on a minute here.
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:22:03 AM »
What's this?

12953
The Kuffar Knight Rises

12954
The Flood / Re: Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:17:52 AM »
Muslimism =/= Jewdianity
Umm, okay? I know that.

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The Flood / Re: Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic
« on: April 01, 2015, 03:30:31 AM »
>tfw you demartyr someone
did you kill the special needs donkey?

12956
Gaming / Re: Keyu you can get 25$
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:29:56 AM »
Dead platform general?

Dead platform general.
Do you think the platform's price would lower if Playstation just stops giving software and all that to the vita?
What?

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The Flood / Re: ALLAHU AKBAR
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:14:38 AM »
Are you a martyr or a fucking jalfrezi?
You are a dog of Rome. In the name of Allāh, your blood will turn the Euphrates red.
I am the invisible Jihadi! They seek him here, they seek him there, but he's not there, he's blowing up your slag sister!

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The Flood / Re: A relative of mine went to join IS. AMA me anything.
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:13:41 AM »
Mashallah brother

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The Flood / Re: ALLAHU AKBAR
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:12:47 AM »
Are you a martyr or a fucking jalfrezi?

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The Flood / Re: FAGS BURN IN HELL!!
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:57:10 AM »
These "April Fools" threads are pretty shit.

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