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The Flood / Re: Who wants a 2.5some?
« on: April 01, 2015, 06:00:50 PM »
daddy doesn't share
fuck off brother omar
im brother gatsby, brother omar was martyred
you're just a simple donkey

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The Flood / Re: look at the object to your left
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:58:19 PM »
Coffee cup... I suppose I could try drowning with the coffee, but if that fails, the bludgeoning is going to take a very long time.
I'm sure you'd stroke out from all the exercise
I'd be more concerned about dehydration.
If I'm beating myself with the cup for a day what is there to drink?
Well you could pull a Bear Grylls.
Get picked up in a helicopter and sleep in a hotel?

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The Flood / Re: Who wants a 2.5some?
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:56:42 PM »
daddy doesn't share
fuck off brother omar

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The Flood / Re: Who wants a 2.5some?
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:55:51 PM »
Fucking manlets.

When will they learn?
tru is bae

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The Flood / Who wants a 2.5some?
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:53:45 PM »
With me and Tru?

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The Flood / Re: I'm the one who DDOS'd the site.
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:50:45 PM »
kufar
*kuffar, you fucking smashed tomato.

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If you don't want the gay guy to be doing anything to you (let's be real here, there is no "friend"), then what the fuck will he be doing? He's obviously not going to be shagging her.

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:09:39 PM »
Well please don't, I'm happy and I'm not a hindrance to society. Because it's all about personal experience.
I can't prove God to you, but that's not my job. He has proven Himself to me, so I believe as a result.

You haven't had the same experience, so you don't believe.
It's simply that.
Please, do share
Alright man leave rOCKEMTAN alone. He's one of the nicest religious people around and doesn't deserve to be messed with like this.
suck my dick

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:06:08 PM »
Well please don't, I'm happy and I'm not a hindrance to society. Because it's all about personal experience.
I can't prove God to you, but that's not my job. He has proven Himself to me, so I believe as a result.

You haven't had the same experience, so you don't believe.
It's simply that.
Please, do share

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:03:14 PM »
I don't remember
Masturbation is a sin

And I'm not a sinner too?
Religion is a sham

So is your face
My face exists though, unlike God

I'd be lying if I said I could absolutely 100% prove God exists.
But then again, that's the point isn't it?

If we proved God everyone would believe. Not because they love Him, but because that's simply reality.
Yeah, but God doesn't exist

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 04:44:25 PM »
I don't remember
Masturbation is a sin

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The Flood / Re: So is this where all the old Bnet members come to now?
« on: April 01, 2015, 04:43:27 PM »
Tell DeeJ he's a little white-knighting bitch for banning me for two years.
Hasn't your ban expired now?
who cares
who the fuck said you could quote me?

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The Flood / Re: So is this where all the old Bnet members come to now?
« on: April 01, 2015, 04:40:41 PM »
Tell DeeJ he's a little white-knighting bitch for banning me for two years.
Hasn't your ban expired now?

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The Flood / Re: zesty is the shittiest poster on this forum
« on: April 01, 2015, 04:34:05 PM »
fuck this I'm swedish why do I have to type in English god damn bullshit
Win a war then get back to us.
I'd rather survive and prosper, you cunt.
That's what nations who win all their wars do, dirty foreigner.
No, they survive, and then die from Tommy down the block's punches as he didn't get his debtmoney or whatever you amerians/brits do.

Alså, you destroy the ground you stand on, metaphorically, and somewhat literally.
have you ever been beaten up because you're a retard?

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Gaming / Re: Bungie gave us a lot of great April Fool's jokes
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:49:37 PM »
There, I just fooled my mother into thinking that I dropped out of college. :^)
You study liberal arts. It's probably best that you actually do.

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Guy guys are supposed to be pretty good at sex.
You'd know

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The Flood / Re: DigitaLemon
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:10:33 PM »

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The Flood / Re: DigitaLemon
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:06:52 PM »

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:05:49 PM »
How fat are we talkin here, Mordo
Depends. I wouldn't actually classify myself as a chubby chaser per se, I just find nearly every body type extremely attractive, sans the morbidly obese and the anorexic. I would consider myself a sort of bisexual for body types really.
Pics of how fat you'd go

this is probs my limit
fucking disgusting

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Septagon / Re: People with long avatars
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:00:39 PM »
It hurts my OCD

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:59:25 PM »
I had a smoking hot Irish drama teacher during my first year of high school and she would always like to wear sandals to class. One time she took them off and scrunched her feet in front of a group session. Fuck man, I fapped to that mental image for at least a solid year.
lol you have a foot fetish
tfw not even a foot freak i just like giving foot massages to hot grils
>likes fat chicks
 >likes feet

You literally have taste as bad as Jim



>this is a 10/10 in bongland
fuck off freak

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The Flood / Re: which one of you FUCKS hid my lighter
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:58:22 PM »

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:57:15 PM »
I had a smoking hot Irish drama teacher during my first year of high school and she would always like to wear sandals to class. One time she took them off and scrunched her feet in front of a group session. Fuck man, I fapped to that mental image for at least a solid year.
lol you have a foot fetish
tfw not even a foot freak i just like giving foot massages to hot grils
>likes fat chicks
 >likes feet

You literally have taste as bad as Jim

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The Flood / Re: which one of you FUCKS hid my lighter
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:55:51 PM »
go be fat somewhere else
m8 ive been losing weight
Yeah I'm sure you're down to 20 stones or whatever cockamamie unit of measurement you people use
15

but yeah

stones
you fat CUNT

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