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11461
« on: April 21, 2015, 04:37:22 PM »
In space nobody can hear your crew members getting raped.
11462
« on: April 21, 2015, 04:36:02 PM »
Wow fuck you LC you CUNT
11463
« on: April 21, 2015, 04:34:47 PM »
What happened with that other job?
11464
« on: April 21, 2015, 04:33:19 PM »
man you guys suck.
You didn't seem to mind last night
11465
« on: April 21, 2015, 04:23:55 PM »
11466
« on: April 21, 2015, 04:18:21 PM »
Spoiler I can't really tell you, since I came in late to the thread after it was edited.
This is what I've gathered so far:
- Apparently lonepaul works at a fish and chips shop owned by his mother.
- A couple of young girls (14-17 years old, I don't really know, but I guess they were underage) came into the shop and ordered something.
- (speculation) Lonepaul believes they were attracted to him because he made a joke and one of them laughed
- (kinda speculation) Lonepaul starts to flirt with them because he believes they are interested.
- When their order arrives, sausage of some sort, the mother says, "I have the sausage." The girls make some kind of sexual remark saying, "I know he does." or something along the lines that references lonepaul as having a penis that she wants.
- They all laugh, including the mother
- The girls leave
- Lonepaul posts this thread claiming that he was able to successfully pick up one of these girls through flirtatious means .
- He means it as a joke, but nobody gets it, and everyone starts calling him a pedophile.
This is pretty much what happened. Bungie.net drove him out of there. I remember this whole thing it was pretty bad.
Pretty much the internet rustled his jimmies and he rage quit. He got mad at everyone that called him a pedo.
Nah he was a paedo.
He tried to justify having sex with underage girls because cavemen did it or something equally retarded.
Wait... What the fuck? Seriously?
Something like that
11467
« on: April 21, 2015, 04:17:51 PM »
Woke up to a pool of blood this morning on my pillow. That's always nice.
good
Uhh. Why?
because
Because why?
Come on man I've been nice to you for awhile now. Why do you keep treating me like shit? :/
i'm not being serious you twonk. you really need to stop taking shit so serious
11468
« on: April 21, 2015, 04:15:50 PM »
Over 4 years
11469
« on: April 21, 2015, 04:14:34 PM »
Woke up to a pool of blood this morning on my pillow. That's always nice.
good
Uhh. Why?
because
11470
« on: April 21, 2015, 03:50:07 PM »
Anyways I recently bought myself this bundle that comes with an extra controller for the price of the normal MCC bundle. It was a pretty good deal, if you ask me.
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Xbox-One-Console-Bundle-with-Halo-and-Bonus-Wireless-Controller/40622402
Just wait. The Xboner is going through a slim remodel soon. Probably by mid 2016, it will be out with a $250 price tag.
Nuka was talking to Deci, as was I, you fucking nignog.
off yourself
Fite me. 1v1 Interventions on Rust.
3rd person 360 drop shots only
11473
« on: April 21, 2015, 03:34:35 PM »
Its the biggest, most anticipated football game of the year and with so much testosterone and high energy going around the halftime show is always some pussy pop group.
wrong
11474
« on: April 21, 2015, 03:34:10 PM »
Woke up to a pool of blood this morning on my pillow. That's always nice.
good
11475
« on: April 21, 2015, 03:21:59 PM »
11476
« on: April 21, 2015, 03:14:06 PM »
No you're just retarded
11477
« on: April 21, 2015, 03:13:06 PM »
Spoiler I can't really tell you, since I came in late to the thread after it was edited.
This is what I've gathered so far:
- Apparently lonepaul works at a fish and chips shop owned by his mother.
- A couple of young girls (14-17 years old, I don't really know, but I guess they were underage) came into the shop and ordered something.
- (speculation) Lonepaul believes they were attracted to him because he made a joke and one of them laughed
- (kinda speculation) Lonepaul starts to flirt with them because he believes they are interested.
- When their order arrives, sausage of some sort, the mother says, "I have the sausage." The girls make some kind of sexual remark saying, "I know he does." or something along the lines that references lonepaul as having a penis that she wants.
- They all laugh, including the mother
- The girls leave
- Lonepaul posts this thread claiming that he was able to successfully pick up one of these girls through flirtatious means .
- He means it as a joke, but nobody gets it, and everyone starts calling him a pedophile.
This is pretty much what happened. Bungie.net drove him out of there. I remember this whole thing it was pretty bad.
Pretty much the internet rustled his jimmies and he rage quit. He got mad at everyone that called him a pedo.
Nah he was a paedo. He tried to justify having sex with underage girls because cavemen did it or something equally retarded.
11478
« on: April 21, 2015, 03:10:37 PM »
Shut up
11479
« on: April 21, 2015, 03:09:18 PM »
I don't get it
Locke's armour for multiplayer was believed to be a Gamestop exclusive pre-order bonus. Josh Holmes confirmed that everyone can get it regardless of where you buy it and if you pre-order or not. Pre-ordering at Gamestop just means you'll have it unlocked straight away instead of unlocking it through progression.
11480
« on: April 21, 2015, 02:59:58 PM »
What's even the point?
Because stupid people will buy it
But it doesn't cost any extra money
I meant so people will pre-order at GS
11481
« on: April 21, 2015, 02:51:25 PM »
What's even the point?
Because stupid people will buy it
11482
« on: April 21, 2015, 02:50:29 PM »
a faggot
you wish
Hey, no talking with di- food in your mouth
No Oss, I won't swallow
11483
« on: April 21, 2015, 02:49:39 PM »
11484
« on: April 21, 2015, 02:45:51 PM »
11485
« on: April 21, 2015, 02:37:55 PM »
Get a PS4, it's the better console. Only losers get xbone
Only fat dyke pikeys get a PS4 Oh...
11486
« on: April 21, 2015, 02:31:18 PM »
I didn't know your mother's name is Locke's Armour.
mean
11487
« on: April 21, 2015, 02:01:28 PM »
Get off Gaf
I wasn't on Gaf.
11488
« on: April 21, 2015, 01:52:59 PM »
I only get physical when there's a collectors edition.
I'd make a sexual joke but you're 14 and a girl so I'll just make this creepy post talking about a sexual post I was going to make but didn't.
Where's Das when we need him?
11489
« on: April 21, 2015, 01:51:30 PM »
I busted my ass of-
...
................
?
11490
« on: April 21, 2015, 01:48:30 PM »
Just curious: which 343 employee is that?
Also, lel. Good.
Josh Holmes. Studio head for Halo 5.
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