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The Flood / Re: Anyone else feel like shit? I'm feeling like shit
« on: September 09, 2014, 06:51:30 PM »
Emotionally: Not really.
Physically: Yes. Stupid Insomnia is doing a number on me.
Learn to sleep better.
No. :3
I like staying up all night. Half of due to insomnia. But then waking up sucks.
Sounds like you just get busy at nighttime and don't like waking up because you're not sleeping right.
Nah I stay up doing homework, sleep for like 3 hours, then go to school feeling like shit.
That's almost exactly what I said.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone else feel like shit? I'm feeling like shit
« on: September 09, 2014, 06:45:43 PM »
Emotionally: Not really.
Physically: Yes. Stupid Insomnia is doing a number on me.
Learn to sleep better.
No. :3
I like staying up all night. Half of due to insomnia. But then waking up sucks.
Sounds like you just get busy at nighttime and don't like waking up because you're not sleeping right.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone else feel like shit? I'm feeling like shit
« on: September 09, 2014, 06:34:53 PM »
Emotionally: Not really.
Physically: Yes. Stupid Insomnia is doing a number on me.
Learn to sleep better.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone else feel like shit? I'm feeling like shit
« on: September 09, 2014, 06:15:50 PM »
Dude, I've been down in the dumps for a month now since fall rolled in. The only fucking piece of good news I've had in over month came and visited me today in the form of a critter I managed to save.

I suspect this will be the one and only piece of non depressing shit news I'll be receiving for a while.
At least we turn into stars when we die
I think you mean fertilizer.
Aren't you just a ray of fucking sunshine.
Well, you might be one day.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone else feel like shit? I'm feeling like shit
« on: September 09, 2014, 05:42:43 PM »
Today I attended a seminar on how to build a resume and find a local job.

All I learned from it is that I'm unemployable.
I have an entire college class that's built around that.

I was told to write a paper on my career goals, and I've learned that I don't know that means.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone else feel like shit? I'm feeling like shit
« on: September 09, 2014, 05:38:13 PM »
Nice shiptoast bro
Is there even a way to make a thread that doesn't count as a shiproast?

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The Flood / Anyone else feel like shit? I'm feeling like shit
« on: September 09, 2014, 04:57:08 PM »
Quality thread

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Serious / Re: Alright bitches, let's have a good ol' God debate
« on: September 09, 2014, 04:42:37 PM »
Better question: if God loves everyone unconditionally, why even invent a place like Hell?
Why do parents put you in the corner for time out as a child, because children don't listen to just what you tell them to do.
nigger did you just compare eternal damnation to parents putting a child in time-out?
I personally don't believe in hell, but since you're all asking why, I decided to try and answer it.

I mean, do you know for sure that this hell is eternal for all who enter it? As I recall, in the New Testament Jesus went to hell and brought up all those that were in it before he died. It would seem a bit silly if he decided everyone else after he died wouldn't get to leave, simply because they didn't die early enough.

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The Flood / Re: Forgot how slow B.lind is
« on: September 09, 2014, 04:12:19 PM »
That site won't even load at all for me anymore.

10000
The Flood / Re: Have you ever donated blood?
« on: September 09, 2014, 02:04:05 PM »
Only to the blood god.

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The Flood / Re: thread turned into rc, ember, and ryle avatars
« on: September 08, 2014, 11:28:29 PM »
YouTube

I'll play this on a boombox.
u didnt get the memo
I got it, but chose to ignore it.

Deal with it.

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The Flood / Re: thread turned into rc, ember, and ryle avatars
« on: September 08, 2014, 10:54:04 PM »
YouTube

I'll play this on a boombox.

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Serious / Re: Alright bitches, let's have a good ol' God debate
« on: September 08, 2014, 09:32:27 PM »
Better question: if God loves everyone unconditionally, why even invent a place like Hell?
Why do parents put you in the corner for time out as a child, because children don't listen to just what you tell them to do.

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Funny thing is, the Russians took that pos.

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The Flood / Re: AMA Anything about life in the UK
« on: September 08, 2014, 06:34:48 PM »

approximately how many car bombings in the name of allah do you witness every day

None. 10 less than the US then
? What made you think we blow up people in the US?

We just lynch niggers and shoot honkies, per usual.

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The Flood / Re: Black man makes 220 mile commute to work
« on: September 08, 2014, 06:33:14 PM »

He has a nice house and watch, so I'd say he's pretty good. The amazing thing is that he somehow looks happy about it, I don't think I could stand that.

You will do the same as this man and you are gonna like it.
hell no i aint black enough for that.

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The Flood / Re: AMA Anything about life in the UK
« on: September 08, 2014, 06:16:35 PM »
Why do you guys make up funny words and why don't you brush your teeth?

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The Flood / Re: SoCal weather
« on: September 08, 2014, 05:40:40 PM »
Dude I rode that when I was visiting SoCal last summer. It was a fun ride.

On the subject of SoCal weather, I hated it. The weather was the exact same the whole month I was there. 80 degrees and not a cloud in sight EVERYDAY. I don't know how you guys deal with it, I like some variation in my weather.
Yeah, I totally understand. The reliability of the weather is nice for a while, but I've lived here for 20 years now, and it's pretty old. I want some variety.
You can come to Michigan, it changes every day. Except Winter, that never changes.

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The Flood / Re: SoCal weather
« on: September 08, 2014, 05:22:58 PM »
Meanwhile in Michigan...

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The Flood / Re: I Just Saw A Spider...
« on: September 08, 2014, 05:04:43 PM »
Put a bigger spider in there to hunt it.

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The Flood / Re: according to internet-map.net, we do not exist
« on: September 08, 2014, 04:59:43 PM »
Just imagine....aaaalllll the people that hate the US.
Imagine what would happen to the internet if all the hugeass US sections just disappeared.
We would be left with mytinydick and awwwskeetskeet.com

The terror

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The Flood / Re: according to internet-map.net, we do not exist
« on: September 08, 2014, 04:57:26 PM »
Why is there a porn site called xhamster? wtf




it's actually a good one..
I wouldn't know, I don't jackit to hamsters.
You know it's just the name, right?
That's what they said about gaygravy.com

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The Flood / Re: according to internet-map.net, we do not exist
« on: September 08, 2014, 04:54:18 PM »
Why is there a porn site called xhamster? wtf




it's actually a good one..
I wouldn't know, I don't jackit to hamsters.

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The Flood / Re: according to internet-map.net, we do not exist
« on: September 08, 2014, 04:53:41 PM »
gimmedick.com
makemegay.com
joinourwebsite.com
gaygravy.com

srsly, da fuq?

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The Flood / Re: according to internet-map.net, we do not exist
« on: September 08, 2014, 04:46:34 PM »
Why is there a porn site called xhamster? wtf

Oh god, ppl need to start listing weird pornsite names.
momsteachingteens.com
heavenlytranny
transexualhut
shemalebot
tgirlmeat

This shit is wack

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The Flood / Re: Black man makes 220 mile commute to work
« on: September 08, 2014, 04:45:23 PM »
Damn, I hope he gets paid a shit load of money.
He has a nice house and watch, so I'd say he's pretty good. The amazing thing is that he somehow looks happy about it, I don't think I could stand that.

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The Flood / Re: according to internet-map.net, we do not exist
« on: September 08, 2014, 04:43:53 PM »
>mfw japan has area dedicated to self
>mfw i don't know if tentacle porn belongs in japan or porn section
like 80% of the bottom of the map is porn sites from various countries
And then there's listenarabic.com

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The Flood / Re: Would you cut off a pinky finger to save a life?
« on: September 07, 2014, 11:19:22 PM »
I'd hack off my writing hand with a fucking hacksaw if it would give somebody a hand in their obviously dark hour.
But what if they want to get shot in the head? Let's not jump to conclusions here.

Then they're going through an even worse time.
But what if they need to get shot in the head to bring about the Jedi Order?

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The Flood / Re: Would you cut off a pinky finger to save a life?
« on: September 07, 2014, 11:16:07 PM »
I'd hack off my writing hand with a fucking hacksaw if it would give somebody a hand in their obviously dark hour.
But what if they want to get shot in the head? Let's not jump to conclusions here.

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