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751
« on: November 23, 2015, 03:07:55 PM »
>tfw you have a gf and you cracked a bad joke and now she refuses to talk to you
Me right now.
752
« on: November 23, 2015, 02:57:10 PM »
Forza Motorsport 6
Halo 5
Warframe
Need For Speed
The Crew: Wild Run (even though the new in-game upgrades are expensive as fuck)
F1 2015
753
« on: November 23, 2015, 02:37:46 PM »
Stop.
754
« on: November 23, 2015, 02:31:07 PM »
I remember that show from when I was younger.
755
« on: November 23, 2015, 02:25:48 PM »
Great, this is a meme now.
756
« on: November 23, 2015, 02:22:57 PM »
Who ever thought of this monstrosity of a machine needs to kill themselves.
On another note, I want that trainable robotic Velociraptor. It will be mine and I shall call her Blue.
757
« on: November 23, 2015, 02:04:07 PM »
open word
change font to wingdings
type "NYC"
laugh
I laughed harder than I probably should have at this.
758
« on: November 23, 2015, 07:12:47 AM »
I don't think it does.
759
« on: November 23, 2015, 06:58:56 AM »
The first image annoys the fuck outta me.
760
« on: November 22, 2015, 08:25:21 PM »
761
« on: November 22, 2015, 08:17:08 PM »
AMERICA
FUCK YEAH
762
« on: November 22, 2015, 07:58:40 PM »
Chicken Ramen noodles w/ bacon in it.
Delicious.
763
« on: November 20, 2015, 09:48:05 AM »
Halo 5
Warframe
Forza Motorsport 6
F1 2015
764
« on: November 19, 2015, 06:48:45 AM »
Dinos I swear......
*waits for the elevator to eventually stop on the 5th floor then paces back and forth through the hallway*
I've gotta find some way to entertain myself. I mean give me a break, I've been dead for millions of years.
Just advance into a space-faring race and things will be way better
I mean....look at me!
Well, I'm kinda the only Velociraptor alive, so space-faring race can't really happen.
Can't I just join you guys or something?
I don't see why not. Can you shoot a gun?
I can shoot a gun. I'm also good at tracking, if that helps.
Does this mean I'm in?
You'll kinda stick out from the rest of us, but sure!
Fuck yeah!
I didn't expect you to fit in this well,
See? I told you I'd fit in.
765
« on: November 18, 2015, 09:54:07 PM »
Dinos I swear......
*waits for the elevator to eventually stop on the 5th floor then paces back and forth through the hallway*
I've gotta find some way to entertain myself. I mean give me a break, I've been dead for millions of years.
Just advance into a space-faring race and things will be way better
I mean....look at me!
Well, I'm kinda the only Velociraptor alive, so space-faring race can't really happen.
Can't I just join you guys or something?
I don't see why not. Can you shoot a gun?
I can shoot a gun. I'm also good at tracking, if that helps.
Does this mean I'm in?
You'll kinda stick out from the rest of us, but sure!
Fuck yeah!
766
« on: November 18, 2015, 08:44:37 PM »
Dinos I swear......
*waits for the elevator to eventually stop on the 5th floor then paces back and forth through the hallway*
I've gotta find some way to entertain myself. I mean give me a break, I've been dead for millions of years.
Just advance into a space-faring race and things will be way better
I mean....look at me!
Well, I'm kinda the only Velociraptor alive, so space-faring race can't really happen.
Can't I just join you guys or something?
I don't see why not. Can you shoot a gun?
I can shoot a gun. I'm also good at tracking, if that helps. Does this mean I'm in?
767
« on: November 18, 2015, 06:10:51 PM »
Dinos I swear......
*waits for the elevator to eventually stop on the 5th floor then paces back and forth through the hallway*
I've gotta find some way to entertain myself. I mean give me a break, I've been dead for millions of years.
Just advance into a space-faring race and things will be way better
I mean....look at me!
Well, I'm kinda the only Velociraptor alive, so space-faring race can't really happen. Can't I just join you guys or something?
768
« on: November 18, 2015, 05:35:20 PM »
Not sure if good or bad.
Good. After 15 years she cheated on me. She told me the night my youngest was born, 2 hours before I was to get on a plane and start the adoption process
Wow. That must have sucked.
769
« on: November 18, 2015, 05:26:45 PM »
Not sure if good or bad.
770
« on: November 18, 2015, 05:15:24 PM »
I feel your pain, my brother is the same way.
All he does is quote anything said on Vine.
771
« on: November 18, 2015, 05:06:42 PM »
Dinos I swear......
*waits for the elevator to eventually stop on the 5th floor then paces back and forth through the hallway*
I've gotta find some way to entertain myself. I mean give me a break, I've been dead for millions of years.
772
« on: November 18, 2015, 04:38:33 PM »
*enters elevator, presses all floor buttons, leaves just before door closes*
773
« on: November 18, 2015, 04:23:45 PM »
The parody videos of Hotline Bling are fucking great
774
« on: November 18, 2015, 04:19:21 PM »
Let's go bowling cousin
[Insert GTA IV flashbacks here]
775
« on: November 18, 2015, 04:01:04 PM »
NORMIES GET THE FUCK OFF MY FACEBOOK FEED
776
« on: November 18, 2015, 03:55:23 PM »
CANNOT UNSEE WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN
777
« on: November 18, 2015, 03:48:57 PM »
I'm not a little female dog.
778
« on: November 17, 2015, 08:17:22 PM »
I did my career shadow experience today. That was fun.
Nice
What was it
Auto Mechanic. The shop I was in always had a car on one of the racks and had even more cars waiting to be serviced.
779
« on: November 17, 2015, 03:58:57 PM »
and has the "purist" drive train.
But I don't see a gear shift on that space-age looking console.
Because less then 1% of the orders for the Gallardo were manual, there's no point.
>no manual shifting
>less horsepowerlol no thanks fam
780
« on: November 17, 2015, 12:52:19 PM »
Faith in humanity = below negative infinity.
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