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The Flood / Re: Peeling dried cum off my dick
« on: December 04, 2015, 09:27:44 AM »
Kill yourself.

Just do it.

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Gaming / Re: ITT: Post the worst enemies from any videogame.
« on: December 04, 2015, 08:20:57 AM »
Sentients...as i figured out very quickly from my first encounter just now.

What are they like?
They adapt, forcing you to switch your approach.
Theyre fast.
They hit hard.
The noise they make is nightmare inducing

I'm scared of them
You should be. Im still not sure how to fight them.

I'm gonna go sit in a corner and cower in fear.

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Gaming / Re: ITT: Post the worst enemies from any videogame.
« on: December 04, 2015, 08:04:51 AM »
Sentients...as i figured out very quickly from my first encounter just now.

What are they like?
They adapt, forcing you to switch your approach.
Theyre fast.
They hit hard.
The noise they make is nightmare inducing

I'm scared of them and I haven't even fought them yet.

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Gaming / Re: Favorite glitches in games?
« on: December 04, 2015, 08:00:32 AM »
In Warframe after you kill an enemy and its body rag-dolls, sometimes it flips out and starts flailing about. It's fucking beautiful.

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The Flood / Re: Donald Trump Is Coming To My Town
« on: December 04, 2015, 07:44:06 AM »
KILL HIM WHILE YOU HAVE THE CHANCE.

JUST DO IT! YES YOU CAN.

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The Flood / Re: Things to do in Walmart
« on: December 03, 2015, 03:44:24 PM »
I don't get out much

Just get out enough to screw around in Walmart.

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The Flood / Re: Things to do in Walmart
« on: December 03, 2015, 03:40:50 PM »
Avoid it like the plague.

But screwing around in Walmart is fun though.

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The Flood / Re: All of Sep7agon's users are now their avatars
« on: December 03, 2015, 03:39:15 PM »
I guess I'm a Velociraptor now.

ROCKET! Am I still part of your space faring race? Cause if I am, you're my ally.
Absolutely

Fuck yeah!

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The Flood / Re: Things to do in Walmart
« on: December 03, 2015, 03:31:36 PM »
Drop random items in customer basket's .
I used to love playing that game when I was a kid.

Same. I loved doin that

52. Buy things and go home

Don't be a killjoy

Jump into the ball cage. I dare you.

I've done this before. They kicked me out. Worth it.

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The Flood / Things to do in Walmart
« on: December 03, 2015, 08:22:31 AM »
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk really slow, especially thin narrow aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10”.
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!...” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who buys this crap, anyway?”
15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.”
17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”
20. Put M&M’s on layaway.
21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “...I’m Batman. Come, Robin—to the Batcave!”
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down.
29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”
31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”
32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
33. Take bets on the battle described above.
34. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
36. Act as spastic as possible.
37. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
38. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission: Impossible.
39. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
41. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”
42. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.
43. Two words: “Marco Polo.”
44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
45. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.
46. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels.
47. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
48. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”
50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

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The Flood / Re: All of Sep7agon's users are now their avatars
« on: December 03, 2015, 07:00:29 AM »
I guess I'm a Velociraptor now.

ROCKET! Am I still part of your space faring race? Cause if I am, you're my ally.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 is pretty awesome.
« on: December 02, 2015, 09:57:11 PM »
I played through the campaign w/ one of my friends I know irl. We finished it even though he would jihad almost every enemy if he got a rocket launcher.

We also spent an entire mission Spartan-charging everything that moved. Including Marines, who then proceeded to kill us.

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The Flood / Re: What do you think you're known for on sep7agon?
« on: December 02, 2015, 09:26:57 PM »
Most likely nothing.

Spoiler
Unless being shipped w/ a Elite counts
Well anything really counts I guess. And Blue is best raptor so that's another thing.

Never thought I was known for the Blue is best raptor thing here. I don't reference it as much as I did on B.next before they killed Off-topic.

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The Flood / Re: What do you think you're known for on sep7agon?
« on: December 02, 2015, 08:27:28 PM »
Most likely nothing.

Spoiler
Unless being shipped w/ a Elite counts

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The Flood / Re: [NSFW] holy shit this is so hot
« on: December 02, 2015, 08:22:45 AM »
That was disgusting. I'm gonna go murder someone now.

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Gaming / Re: Recommend me a game
« on: December 02, 2015, 07:52:38 AM »
Warframe because space ninjas

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The Flood / Re: How do you feel about Christmas?
« on: December 02, 2015, 06:59:31 AM »
Christmas is one if my favorite holidays.

The only thing that annoys me is the weather sometimes. Fuck four inches of snow.

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The Flood / Re: Has Big MT gone too far?
« on: December 01, 2015, 08:27:44 PM »
>mfw
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: *peeps in*
« on: December 01, 2015, 08:25:07 PM »
Sup

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Gaming / Re: How many shiny Pokemon have you encountered?
« on: December 01, 2015, 07:16:26 PM »
I've only encountered one shiny Eevee in Y and one shiny Bedlum in Diamond.

Caught both of 'em. Eevee is now a Sylveon and I can't find my Diamond, but I do know my Bedlum is a Metang.

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The Flood / Re: IT'S CANON DAY
« on: December 01, 2015, 06:53:53 PM »
Is Rocket x Raptor canon?

I'm pretty sure we're canon

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The Flood / Re: If you don't like my fire, then don't come around
« on: December 01, 2015, 06:41:45 PM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: REAL JOLLY HOURS
« on: December 01, 2015, 04:49:53 PM »
Why haven't you homo sapiens switched to a Jolly avatar

Boom. Christmas raptor.

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The Flood / Re: Words or phrases you say too much?
« on: December 01, 2015, 04:40:19 PM »
Also
But
Usually
Don't worry, I've got this
Is it because I'm black?
Oh

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The Flood / Re: SNL Star Wars auditions
« on: December 01, 2015, 04:26:34 PM »
That was fucking great

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Gaming / Re: ITT: Post the worst enemies from any videogame.
« on: December 01, 2015, 04:16:06 PM »
This nigger right here, as well:


"WUULULULULULULULULULULULULU-THE SAFE WORD IS POLICE BRUTALITY" -Cloaker

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Gaming / Re: Oh, that's bad.... (3D printed spartans)
« on: December 01, 2015, 09:03:31 AM »
They look like trash.

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Gaming / Re: Would You Play Donald Trump's Video Game?
« on: December 01, 2015, 09:00:15 AM »
I'd rather play Bungie's current shit excuse for a game, Destiny.

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The Flood / Re: Blues
« on: December 01, 2015, 08:49:09 AM »
I usually listen to music or read.

Sometimes I play my guitar or break out my violin and play it.

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