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Messages - Bonewheel Barry

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The Flood / Re: Why would you want to be a girl...
« on: August 09, 2017, 09:43:38 AM »
Lower insurance rates.

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The Flood / Re: Why the fuck do people watch rick and morty?
« on: August 07, 2017, 07:44:52 PM »
It's fun.

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Serious / Re: UK Porn restrictions to start in 2018
« on: August 02, 2017, 07:34:39 PM »
Oh boy, 1984 here we come!

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You're fucked.

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The Flood / Re: Reasons not to end it all
« on: July 31, 2017, 07:15:16 PM »
Gotta see the trainwreck that the next Elder Scrolls could be.
Money.

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The Flood / Re: Worse injury you've received
« on: July 31, 2017, 07:05:22 PM »
3rd degree burns on my hand.

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real talk why are they russian bots specifically?
The cyber laws in Russia only pertain to Russian citizens. Russians can fuck with non-Russians all they want and suffer no penalties. That's why most of the malware and scam shit comes from Russia.

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Original Berzerk. All else is weeb garbage.

Spoiler
Trigun is actually pretty good.

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The Flood / Re: Tasted alchohol for the first time today.
« on: July 24, 2017, 10:19:16 PM »
Wine is kinda meh, even the good stuff. Apple ale is where it's at.

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FUCK THAT THOT, my friend. Disregard her and her entire existence. Remove her completely from your mind. Do that for a few weeks and you'll be better off.

In the meantime, focus on real shit like classwork or work-work.

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GoT is a meme

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The Flood / Re: is time travel theorhetically possible
« on: July 23, 2017, 07:30:24 PM »
Real talk, time travel to the future is totally possible and happens all the time. All you gotta do is move very close to the speed of light or orbit a black hole for relativistic time dilations to go all fucky and make your perceived time slow to a crawl, therefore 1 second for you might be a billion years for the greater universe.

Time travel backwards may be """""possible""""" according to our current theories, but even it it is you'd have to go fucking around with wormholes and negative matter/energy. You'd probably die from the wormhole, too.

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Gaming / Re: ANTHEM
« on: July 22, 2017, 09:01:12 AM »
Quote
Knowing Bioware it oughtta be good


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Gaming / Re: The pain...
« on: July 16, 2017, 09:28:15 PM »
>dying to the anime watchers

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Gaming / Re: what kind of gamer are you
« on: July 08, 2017, 06:42:47 PM »
Spoiler

Holy shit, I've gone casual.

Spoiler

At least some of these games are good.

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The Flood / Re: Love or money?
« on: July 07, 2017, 01:56:38 AM »
From experience: fuck the money, go for love.

Sure, it's just the animal flesh in you telling you to fuck a member of the opposite sex to reproduce, but there's a deep sense of fulfillment and contentment that comes from true romantic attachment that money simply cannot replace.

Worse comes to worse, the two of you could move to some backwater ass corner of the world and subside off the land. Money just be paper, my boys.

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The Flood / Re: Where is everyone?
« on: July 07, 2017, 01:40:15 AM »
Lurking. It's the real life.

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Gaming / Re: Your most frustrating videogame moments?
« on: June 26, 2017, 08:24:26 AM »
Ornstein and Smough. Nothing else comes close.

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The Flood / Re: What are some of your short-term goals
« on: June 26, 2017, 08:13:12 AM »
Get through the semester at the local tech college with all A's and then transfer to uni in January.

The goal is to survive the high tier engineering courses after that.

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The Flood / Re: Could you slow dance with a girl?
« on: June 26, 2017, 08:01:13 AM »
Maybe. Depends on how shitty the music was.

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The Flood / Re: Stefán Stefánsson's Cancer Became Terminal
« on: June 25, 2017, 03:02:12 PM »
God damnit. It seems the meme money just wasn't enough.

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Gaming / Re: Steam Sale Thread
« on: June 23, 2017, 10:22:30 PM »
I got Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning for 10 bucks. Looks alright and it was dirt cheap so why not.

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Do it, fag.

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The Flood / Re: I like the New DCAU's Teen Titans
« on: June 22, 2017, 08:05:08 PM »
I'm salty my boy Cyborg wasn't in the latest movie.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls build recommendations
« on: June 18, 2017, 07:38:58 PM »
You know it would probably be really hard to do a ninja run in Dark Souls. As in just a katana, the ninja clothes, no shield, no magic.

Souls Katana's are fucking busted though.I did the runnnig R1 attack on the Uchigatana once while I was in Firelink Shrine. It destroyed 9 chairs, six phantoms, Halo 5's writing quality and killed the Soul of Cinder and Nameless King.
Of course katanas are good. The point is you have almost no armor, no shield, and no magic.
>dark wood grain ring

Ninja runs are supreme easy mode.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls build recommendations
« on: June 18, 2017, 03:54:54 PM »
for every level, add one to each stat in descending order repeatedly

+1 vit -> +1 attunement -> +1 endurance -> +1 strength -> +1 dexterity -> +1 resistance -> +1 intelligence -> +1 faith -> repeat

jack of all trades, master of none

this is actually how i started out before i discovered the concept of builds


In practice this only works for high level builds, except in Dark souls 2 where weapons can be infused with mundane. Mundane scales weapons off of your lowest stat, and if all your stats have the same value they will ALL be treated as your lowest.

For Dark Souls 1 I recomend either a quality build with some int or a dex-mage with a Greatsythe. Getting the dark spells from the DLC makes the game pretty much un loosable.

Dark Souls 2 Int builds are the way to go for a pain free time, Or a havel build.

Dark Souls 3 has three builds total: Quality, Luck and Pyromancer. Anything else is throwing points away.
Quality is old meta in 3. Strength and Dex got buffed out the ass in the last patch.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls build recommendations
« on: June 18, 2017, 03:51:56 PM »
CHAOS HANDER GIANTDAD

BANDIT, SOUL LEVEL 99.

48 VITALITY
66 ENDURANCE
12 ATTUNEMENT
16 FUCKING STRENGTH
10 DEXTERITY, BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE YOU LEVELED THAT UP, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

GIANTS, GIANTS, GIANTS, BECOME UNSTOPPABLE

WHAT RINGS YOU GOT, BITCH?

HAVEL'S RING
FAVOR AND PROTECTION, STAMINA HEALTH ENDURANCE: EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER WANT

BLACK FLAME, BLACK FLAME, THAT MEANS NEW GAME PLUS, BITCHES

FATHER MASK, THE BEST LOOKING MASK IN THE GAME

AND OF COURSE, DON'T FUCKING FORGET, YOUR CHAOS TWO-HANDER AND GRASS CREST SHIELD


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The Flood / Re: Great shows with terrible fandoms
« on: June 08, 2017, 08:58:11 PM »
Literally every good show ever made. I have never witnessed a fanbase that wasn't shit.

"I disagree"
I'm sure you could find plenty of shit even in Jack's fanbase.

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The Flood / Re: Great shows with terrible fandoms
« on: June 08, 2017, 08:48:26 PM »
Literally every good show ever made. I have never witnessed a fanbase that wasn't shit.

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The Flood / Re: Should I ask this chick out
« on: June 08, 2017, 10:48:32 AM »
Just do it, fag. You got nothing to lose.

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