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The Flood / Re: pm dick pics
« on: October 22, 2014, 09:18:27 PM »
You are by far our best shitposter. 

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My ancestors were poor Scandinavian farmers who had nothing to lose when they immigrated to the US in the late 19th century.  Should I be compensated for the fact that they lived in poverty? 

2433
Gaming / Re: GO BACK TO YOUR OLD CONSOLE!
« on: October 22, 2014, 08:39:32 PM »
Too late everyone has seen this by now. 

2434
The Flood / Re: Internet Explorer
« on: October 22, 2014, 08:38:33 PM »
Unless you're an old person who knows nothing about computers or a little kid there is no excuse for using IE whatsoever. 

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The Flood / Re: You Know What This Forum Needs?
« on: October 22, 2014, 08:33:15 PM »
Just call me... the anti-Cam.


Is that a guy?

How fucking dare you! That is a powerful, independent, trans-woman asserting her sexual independence! Check your fracking privilege!

2436
The Flood / Re: What is your ideal heaven?
« on: October 22, 2014, 03:12:01 AM »
Eternal oblivion. 

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The Flood / Re: Thank you all
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:26:53 AM »
For frack's sake.

Can we not have a copypasta as retarded as that?

You'd be just as autistic for propagating it.

>implying that all copypastas aren't retarded. 

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The Flood / Re: Re: Cis Scum
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:25:42 AM »
There's this great thing called a preview button so you can see what your posts will look like before you post them.  Use it.

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The Flood / Re: Thank you all
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:24:27 AM »
Why do you have two spaces between your sentences? It's triggering my autism.

Because you're supposed to do that. 

2441
The Flood / Re: Thank you all
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:23:59 AM »
Doubt it.

Not often does a copypasta like this one come around on The Flood.  It will probably be remembered for a while and will probably be used frequently. 

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The Flood / Thank you all
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:22:10 AM »
Thank you for this wonderful night of rage and drama. Tonight a hilarious copypasta was born that The Flood will most likely spam just as much as they spammed porch threads. Thank you all. 

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The Flood / Re: Guys, everyone record yourselves reading this
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:15:52 AM »
Hope you're having fun.

You've just made our new inside joke my friend.

The inside joke is me and my autism I'm sure of that.

Yeah I don't really care anymore.



Nice link there genius. 

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The Flood / Re: Guys, everyone record yourselves reading this
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:13:25 AM »
Hope you're having fun.

You've just made our new inside joke my friend. 

2445
The Flood / Re: You know what I love most about this post?
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:04:09 AM »
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EsJAoR60nt

My webcam mic sucks and my voice sounds weird so sorry. 

2446
The Flood / Re: This community betrayed me.
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:23:32 PM »
In all honesty why do you take this forum so seriously Deci?  You will never meet us, you will never know what our faces look like, and you will never hear our voices.  So why even care about what a bunch of idiots like Door, Second Class, and I would say about you on here?

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:19:31 PM »
And this has been another great episode of Everybody Loves Deci.  Goodnight folks!!  *waits patiently for thread lock and Mr. Psych's post edits*

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:14:04 PM »
Go die in a fire door. Your shitty genes definitely don't need to be passed on.
Reported for personal attacks.

MOOOODS

Cry me a river bitch. You drove me to the point of suicide last year with Frute Brute, it's about time that I returned you the favor you semen jugging dick infested anus.
omg that really hurts my feelings :(

If you and I were at a bar in real life, you'd be on the floor bleeding and crying.

MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS

You're a fracking traitor you know that?

You had my back yesterday and now you go full 180 on me.

I didn't start this shit randomly. Door is the one that started to attack me again.

I mainly wanted to know what got you so pissed off.  And honestly why would you trust the gaming forums most juvenile and obnoxious patron?  And also people attack me in the plug.dj chat all the time.

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:10:27 PM »
Spoiler
YouTube

Deci in a nutshell. 

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:09:23 PM »
Go die in a fire door. Your shitty genes definitely don't need to be passed on.
Reported for personal attacks.

MOOOODS

Cry me a river bitch. You drove me to the point of suicide last year with Frute Brute, it's about time that I returned you the favor you semen jugging dick infested anus.
omg that really hurts my feelings :(

If you and I were at a bar in real life, you'd be on the floor bleeding and crying.

MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:08:05 PM »
If I was desperate enough for sex, I'd go down to the strip club across the railroad here and frack a prostitute.
You are now aware of the fact that hookers don't count.

The importance of losing your virginity isn't the pleasure of sex, it's knowing that you are a man, and there are women out there who would be willing to reproduce with you. It means that your genes are worth being passed on.

Prostitutes don't count because they are not choosing you, they're only there to get paid.

Go die in a fire door. Your shitty genes definitely don't need to be passed on.

Same goes for you.

Well frack YOU TOO THEN YOU frackING vegetarian!

Don't insult vegetarians; they have more will power and emotional self-control than you ever will.

I CALLED YOU A C­UNT YOU C­UNT!

You are what happens when parents spoil a child into adulthood.

Fine then. Don't ever PM me again asking me if I'm okay, because I'm not.

You honestly need to see a psychologist to resolve some emotional issues.

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:06:05 PM »
If I was desperate enough for sex, I'd go down to the strip club across the railroad here and frack a prostitute.
You are now aware of the fact that hookers don't count.

The importance of losing your virginity isn't the pleasure of sex, it's knowing that you are a man, and there are women out there who would be willing to reproduce with you. It means that your genes are worth being passed on.

Prostitutes don't count because they are not choosing you, they're only there to get paid.

Go die in a fire door. Your shitty genes definitely don't need to be passed on.

Same goes for you.

Well frack YOU TOO THEN YOU frackING vegetarian!

Don't insult vegetarians; they have more will power and emotional self-control than you ever will.

I CALLED YOU A C­UNT YOU C­UNT!

You are what happens when parents spoil a child into adulthood. 

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:03:56 PM »
If I was desperate enough for sex, I'd go down to the strip club across the railroad here and frack a prostitute.
You are now aware of the fact that hookers don't count.

The importance of losing your virginity isn't the pleasure of sex, it's knowing that you are a man, and there are women out there who would be willing to reproduce with you. It means that your genes are worth being passed on.

Prostitutes don't count because they are not choosing you, they're only there to get paid.

Go die in a fire door. Your shitty genes definitely don't need to be passed on.

Same goes for you.

Well frack YOU TOO THEN YOU frackING vegetarian!

Don't insult vegetarians; they have more will power and emotional self-control than you ever will. 

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:01:22 PM »
How would you know? Have you ever fracked on yourself?
More likely that he has than you.

There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. Sex isn't everything.
If you're not religious or abstaining because of a sexually transmitted disease, then yes, there is something wrong with that.

Says who? You? You have no credibility. Nada. Zero.
Well, I know what the inside of a vagina feels like.

And this gives you credibility to tell you that being a virgin by choice is bad? LMAO!

If I was desperate enough for sex, I'd go down to the strip club across the railroad here and frack a prostitute.

I sincerely doubt that any prostitute is going to have sex with you, even if you paid them.   

Why is that?

Prostitutes are people as well you know.  They have standards on who they frack just like everybody else.

Not that I'm going to frack a prostitute anytime soon, but why would they not frack me again even if I paid them? I am an attractive individual. I'm not some /b/tard that has no life. For fracks sakes I recently got a job.

Yeah, and I'm the reincarnation of a dead sultan. 

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:59:06 PM »
If I was desperate enough for sex, I'd go down to the strip club across the railroad here and frack a prostitute.
You are now aware of the fact that hookers don't count.

The importance of losing your virginity isn't the pleasure of sex, it's knowing that you are a man, and there are women out there who would be willing to reproduce with you. It means that your genes are worth being passed on.

Prostitutes don't count because they are not choosing you, they're only there to get paid.

Go die in a fire door. Your shitty genes definitely don't need to be passed on.

Same goes for you. 

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:57:49 PM »
How would you know? Have you ever fracked on yourself?
More likely that he has than you.

There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. Sex isn't everything.
If you're not religious or abstaining because of a sexually transmitted disease, then yes, there is something wrong with that.

Says who? You? You have no credibility. Nada. Zero.
Well, I know what the inside of a vagina feels like.

And this gives you credibility to tell you that being a virgin by choice is bad? LMAO!

If I was desperate enough for sex, I'd go down to the strip club across the railroad here and frack a prostitute.

I sincerely doubt that any prostitute is going to have sex with you, even if you paid them.   

Why is that?

Prostitutes are people as well you know.  They have standards on who they fuck just like everybody else. 

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:53:27 PM »
How would you know? Have you ever fracked on yourself?
More likely that he has than you.

There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. Sex isn't everything.
If you're not religious or abstaining because of a sexually transmitted disease, then yes, there is something wrong with that.

Says who? You? You have no credibility. Nada. Zero.
Well, I know what the inside of a vagina feels like.

And this gives you credibility to tell you that being a virgin by choice is bad? LMAO!

If I was desperate enough for sex, I'd go down to the strip club across the railroad here and frack a prostitute.

I sincerely doubt that any prostitute is going to have sex with you, even if you paid them.   

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The Flood / Re: These ads are getting out of hand
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:50:59 PM »
Spoiler

Seriously, use it. 

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:49:26 PM »
ITT: NEETs with unrealistically high standards. 

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The Flood / Re: Mobile Device Poll
« on: October 21, 2014, 04:56:38 PM »
Galaxy S3 with CyanogenMod

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