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The Flood / Re: SENT YA BITCH A DICK PIC NOW SHE NEEDS GLASSES
« on: October 27, 2014, 01:58:12 AM »
inb4 lock

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The Flood / Re: nigga this the internet
« on: October 27, 2014, 01:56:22 AM »
Wait.
This has to be a Zesty alt.

My money is on Scum or Jim still?

That isn't me I don't have any alts on here. 

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The Flood / Re: Cutest Sep7agon couple?
« on: October 27, 2014, 01:52:21 AM »
This thread is a singularity of cringe

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The Flood / Re: If You Were Trapped In My Vessel...
« on: October 27, 2014, 01:33:22 AM »
Sweet Jesus almighty have mercy on these pitiful souls.
Have you awoken fully? It's rather late on my end.

I'm not exactly sure what you mean.

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Serious / Re: What does being in the military mean to you?
« on: October 27, 2014, 01:31:22 AM »
Scum to be spat on :)

Just as expected. 

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The Flood / Re: If You Were Trapped In My Vessel...
« on: October 27, 2014, 01:28:29 AM »

What the actual flying holy mother of jesus on a crack bird eating fuck is with that avatar?

Holy fuckery!

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Sweet Jesus almighty have mercy on these pitiful souls.

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The Flood / Re: A man offers you 100 dollars...
« on: October 26, 2014, 11:13:50 PM »
Make it 200 and the website encyclopedia dramatica and you have a deal.

That site crashes itself. 

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The Flood / Re: Should I reveal Kiyo's secret?
« on: October 26, 2014, 11:11:35 PM »
Did Kiyo reject you in the internet too?
Actually I rejected her. But the story is far more elaborate than that.
Yeah sure, that totally happened. Did you cry whens he said no like every other girl?
Here's what happened: we were talking about Israel when Kiyo started getting all giddy around me (through webcam). So I started playing it smooth with no real objective in mind and then she told she would come to my house and screw my virgin body. At the point I froze, because a girl had never offered that to me, but I told her no because I had a crush on Korra. After accidentally spilling to her that I thought Korra was hot (I knew what she looked like because Kiyo had been using her admin powers to find pictures of her through PMs she's been sending to TBlocks and Icy) she began to plot against me. She started telling Korra all these mean and horrible things about me. So when I finally asked Korra out on webcam, she declined and it looked like I was crying because I was eating onions. Later on, Kiyo fuc­ked Sentra (or at least cyber-fuc­ked him) to try and get me jealous about all the sex I was missing out on. She also photoshopped pics of Korra and TBlocks fuc­king to get me mad and depressed. Ever since she's been plotting against me but I've had enough of it.

Please write more stories this is pure gold. 

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The Flood / Re: I don't feel bad about using Adblock
« on: October 26, 2014, 09:48:16 PM »
Honestly, everything you post is fucking genius.

Of course. I am a genius.

Can I add you on Steam? 

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The Flood / Re: I don't feel bad about using Adblock
« on: October 26, 2014, 09:38:29 PM »
Honestly, everything you post is fucking genius. 

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The Flood / Re: >banned from Plug.dj for playing music
« on: October 26, 2014, 09:22:27 PM »
Quote
2. No, putting up music videos that are excessively annoying.

You have an entire playlist dedicated to annoying videos that are instantly meh'd by everyone who is not afk. You were warned multiple times last night and tonight by TBlocks, Vien, and myself to knock it off.

You were banned because you were not listening and it was a way to get your attention.

You were unbanned immediately after, you just need to actually listen. If you are going to be in there for the sole purpose of trying to troll people then you do not need to be there.

That's your entire music collection on plug.dj

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The Flood / Re: Should I reveal Kiyo's secret?
« on: October 26, 2014, 08:32:31 PM »
Is it her booty?
No, but I have Korra's booty



Unless you post the PM in which you were sent that then you're a liar. 

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The Flood / Re: Why do I even bother trying?
« on: October 26, 2014, 08:10:21 PM »
Just do what I've done on here. Bait people and not take anything posted on this site seriously. 

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The Flood / Re: Futa on girl is straighter than straight porn.
« on: October 26, 2014, 02:25:28 AM »
I have no idea what "futa" is but I'm definitely not going to search it on Google.

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The Flood / Re: >he's a floodian
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:43:33 PM »
bamp

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The Flood / Re: Anyone else ever had sex or energy sex with a spirit?
« on: October 25, 2014, 07:51:15 PM »
Stop ripping threads from /x/

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The Flood / Re: >he's a floodian
« on: October 25, 2014, 07:42:20 PM »
bump

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The Flood / >he's a floodian
« on: October 25, 2014, 07:38:40 PM »
>on the flood
>on sep7agon
>he goes on everyday
>he thinks Cheat the Pegboy is the best admin ever
>he does because the flood is the closest thing he has to friends
>he rages at threads that insult Halo because he doesn’t want to admit that it’s no longer relevant
>he rages at threads he doesn't like because they interfere with his halo discussions and elite sex roleplaying
>he will never play a game other than Halo
>he will never admit that MCC is nothing more than a rehash
>he will never know the glory of PC master race
>he will never stop hating bungie.net
>he will never stop fapping to pictures of Felicia
>he will never have any actual friends besides the circle jerkers on the flood.

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The Flood / Re: GET IN HERE!
« on: October 25, 2014, 06:47:06 PM »
Plug DJ can suck my dick.

>implying that you even have a dick

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The Flood / GET IN HERE!
« on: October 25, 2014, 06:45:46 PM »

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The Flood / Re: What should I do? (Chest pain)
« on: October 25, 2014, 06:40:38 PM »
If you start experiencing any other symptoms such as sweating, increase in chest pain, feeling winded, etc. then by all means CALL AN AMBULANCE.   

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inb4 ban and lock 

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The Flood / Re: Remember when General Grievous was a complete Badass?
« on: October 25, 2014, 06:11:12 PM »
I remember him being absolutely terrifying. 

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The Flood / Re: Elegiac for Mod?
« on: October 25, 2014, 03:53:14 PM »
We should make Zenmaster, Ember, and RC5908 master ninjas.
HAHAHAHA YOUR PARENTS NAMED YOU PHILLIS

BUT

YOUR

A

BOY


'AHAHAHAHAHAH

U WOT M8? 

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The Flood / Re: Elegiac for Mod?
« on: October 25, 2014, 03:48:28 PM »
We should make Zenmaster, Ember, and RC5908 master ninjas. 

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Gaming / Re: Trailer for Five Nights at Freddy's 2
« on: October 24, 2014, 10:21:25 PM »
The first game does a good job at creating an intense feeling of dread. I wonder what new things they will add to this one.

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The Flood / Re: Cannabis is Superior to Alcohol
« on: October 24, 2014, 07:10:53 PM »
PMing Kiyo for booty pics?
Wait, he actually did that? Fucking LOL!

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The Flood / Re: So what are these 'rules of texting'
« on: October 24, 2014, 07:09:02 PM »
You must go to /b/ and have people roll for what to say next in a text.
^^ this

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The Flood / Re: What other communities do you frequent?
« on: October 24, 2014, 04:28:39 PM »
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Your moms house

nice

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