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« on: January 28, 2016, 12:22:25 PM »
Test her love.
Ass to mouth. If she loves you, she'll do it.
That's actually one of the things I have to move away from, I'm a fiend when it comes to anal and she's not a big fan. I guess I could try though.
10262
« on: January 28, 2016, 12:10:21 PM »
Golly that guy is a douche
10263
« on: January 28, 2016, 12:01:21 PM »
Costco Wholesale
Frozen Deli aisle
I wasn't aware there was a frozen deli aisle
the fun part is the search.
Oh I get ya, it doesn't matter what we're doing as long as we're having fun.
uhhh yea.
That's actually a pretty stellar idea, not sure if it's right for me.
10264
« on: January 28, 2016, 11:59:49 AM »
Costco Wholesale
Frozen Deli aisle
I wasn't aware there was a frozen deli aisle
the fun part is the search.
Oh I get ya, it doesn't matter what we're doing as long as we're having fun.
10265
« on: January 28, 2016, 11:59:12 AM »
I thought you were different, Dietrich.
That's why this will work.
I guess I just don't understand.
That's ok, not many people do.
10266
« on: January 28, 2016, 11:57:20 AM »
Please guys I need serious suggestions
10267
« on: January 28, 2016, 11:56:47 AM »
I thought you were different, Dietrich.
That's why this will work.
10268
« on: January 28, 2016, 11:56:11 AM »
Costco Wholesale
Frozen Deli aisle
I wasn't aware there was a frozen deli aisle
10269
« on: January 28, 2016, 11:49:55 AM »
I asked her if she had considered being with me again and after a couple hours of discussion we decided to try again.
Might take her to see the new star wars movie as she hasn't seen it yet but I don't know what to do after.
What are some good date ideas?
10270
« on: January 28, 2016, 11:34:35 AM »
leave it to fucking white people to try to argue that guns are not weapons
My gun is a tool, for killing things.
10271
« on: January 28, 2016, 11:25:57 AM »
10272
« on: January 28, 2016, 10:38:56 AM »
No particular order
Se7en
Princess Mononoke
FotR
No Country for Old Men
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Honorable Mentions
Battle Royal
The Labyrinth
The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
Fargo
Pulp Fiction
Inglorious Basterds
Shutter Island
Inception
10273
« on: January 28, 2016, 08:24:41 AM »
I unironically like fetty wap, but Kendrick Lamar doe.
10274
« on: January 28, 2016, 08:20:40 AM »
I want someone to love me and no one's ever said that they have.
Correct me if I'm wrong but a few months ago you said you only wanted women for sex and that you were too young to care about a relationship. It's kinda hard for girls to love you when you only want them for sex and you brake up with them for a video game.
Yes, but then this girl talked some sense into me. She said I need to make up my mind whether I want to see her, or that stupid 18 year old. I did, and she ended up leaving me anyways.
The eighteen year old you never hung out with? Hard choice.
10275
« on: January 28, 2016, 08:17:07 AM »
I like grissle bear, but when it came down to it he was just better at shitposting than I was.
10276
« on: January 28, 2016, 07:23:14 AM »
 I'll post more pictures when I have the chance.
10277
« on: January 27, 2016, 07:47:54 PM »
Vampire Rain, I won the bet but lost my sanity.
I had a bet with my buddy Nick that I could get past 200 levels in Candy Crush without microtransactions. I won and got 30 dollars.
Did you spend it on micro transactions?
10278
« on: January 27, 2016, 04:37:09 PM »
Vampire Rain, I won the bet but lost my sanity.
10279
« on: January 27, 2016, 04:20:42 PM »
WHY DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT ME AND MY PROBLEMS?
I NEED ADVICE.
10280
« on: January 27, 2016, 04:17:10 PM »
It's all false wango dango
10281
« on: January 27, 2016, 04:15:16 PM »
One day I'm going to be a scavenger, just ride around all day picking up furniture people throw out and repair em and sell them.
Also scrap metal
10282
« on: January 27, 2016, 03:08:17 PM »
she has three chins
Dont act like you don't have 5
Honestly I don't think anyone here knows what Ender even looks like.
I've shown my face in a small Skype chat, but it was really reeeeaaally dark.
Tbh
>funnyjunk
Didn't want to upload to imgur, sue me
10283
« on: January 27, 2016, 03:06:51 PM »
I'm fucking dying Dietrich. [emoji108][emoji108][emoji108]
Well meme'd.
Good show.
Thank you sir, some are a little slow on the uptake.
The funniest part is the attempts at help when you've given such little amounts of info.
On the other hand it's cool to see people being nice.
How did nobody notice the "I'm different"?
I thought it was obvious. >.>
Some people don't read the conversations, just the op.
10284
« on: January 27, 2016, 03:06:07 PM »
>tfw you miss a 5'10" gorgeous blonde with blue eyes you dated four months ago who liked the X-Files and could have been your Scully. Still think about her.
Scully was a red head and not nearly that tall.
I know, I'm just saying. Gillian Anderson is still fine by the way.
She is fine, but Scully and Mulder didn't get together for years. Is that really the relationship you want?
10285
« on: January 27, 2016, 02:24:52 PM »
>tfw you miss a 5'10" gorgeous blonde with blue eyes you dated four months ago who liked the X-Files and could have been your Scully. Still think about her.
Scully was a red head and not nearly that tall.
10286
« on: January 27, 2016, 02:23:08 PM »
It's day two aboard the USS Fags and Trans. You can feel the tension in the air. Someone in an autistic fit of rage sabotaged the rudder and ballast controls. We're sitting ducks for the Russians now, and I can smell English blood in the air.
10287
« on: January 27, 2016, 02:20:43 PM »
Use him as a second source of income, hopefully he has more motivation than me
10288
« on: January 27, 2016, 02:04:35 PM »
He's smart, of course he knows how smart he is.
He ain't no chump.
10289
« on: January 27, 2016, 02:02:45 PM »
10290
« on: January 27, 2016, 01:57:19 PM »
Buy her a fridge. chicks dig fridges.
I can only afford a mini on my salary
That's all you need. Soda and candy bars.
I doubt she has much turkeys.
She's a vegetarian, no turkey for her.
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