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The Flood / Re: Decide what I'm having for dinner
« on: March 30, 2016, 04:03:12 PM »
I'm voting for heart attack

9062
The Flood / Re: I bet you kiss girls, faggot
« on: March 30, 2016, 03:40:02 PM »
Let us fuck

9063
The Flood / Re: Daily Reminder that Hitler did nothing wrong.
« on: March 30, 2016, 03:37:40 PM »
You didn't make this thread yesterday, so if you don't make it tomorrow and every day after, you're a liar and as a liar nothing you say can be trusted.

This has been your daily reminder thread reminder post.

9064
White prick shouldn't be appropriating her culture smh.
Would have got his ass whooped round here.

9065
Superman prime, yeah it's fucking insane.
He sleeps inside the sun for 15,000 years and becomes a literal God.

He's not a god. We're not talking about Superman Prime.

Superman becomes superman prime, his story has always been bland because of how overpowered he is.

He's like the hulk, too powerful for his own good.

9066
The Flood / Re: Her messages on facebook
« on: March 30, 2016, 12:50:15 PM »
My reaction in this whole thread:



Click here for full resolution. Even the filename is hilarious.

9067
The Flood / Re: broke up with my girlfriend today
« on: March 30, 2016, 12:47:57 PM »
If you ever feel like partying in Jupiter lemme know, we'll blow this shit up.

9068
The Flood / Re: Im paying $100 to buy a girls used panties Thursday
« on: March 30, 2016, 12:41:58 PM »
do you guys think anyone would buy my used undies?

I sold mine pretty quick

9069
The Flood / Re: Oh my god I think Im going to die
« on: March 30, 2016, 11:42:47 AM »
This is about tblocks. MODS

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The Flood / Re: So I finished Daredevil season 2
« on: March 30, 2016, 11:41:00 AM »
I'm assuming Frank was offered the same deal as the other soldier and turned it down.

The jar was probably for nobu but Elektra obviously takes precedence.

Nobu was probably being resurrected by the jar, that's probably one of the powers the clan holds along with long life etc.

I have no idea what the hole was for, and the whole season felt a bit sloppy. Hopefully next season they'll answer some questions without raising others.

9071
The Flood / Re: Abolish the Office of the First Lady
« on: March 30, 2016, 11:35:59 AM »
We should have known Obama would make horrible decisions as president. I mean, just look at the ugly ass ape that he married.
What

She's easily the best looking First Lady
List of First Ladies who were more attractive at Michelle's age.

Jackie Kennedy
Nancy Reagan
Probably the rest because they weren't niggers.

I'll give you Jackie, but Nancy was already butt ugly by time she was first lady.
I said at Michelle's age.

Your rules don't work here, Nancy was not an attractive first lady.

Also that picture of her was nowhere near Michelle's age.

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The Flood / Re: Why wasn't Spiderman in BvS?
« on: March 30, 2016, 11:29:55 AM »
Having Spider-Man, a Marvel character in the DC Universe is like having Master Chief and Halo itself on the PS4.

Totally fucking plausible?

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The Flood / Re: Oh my god I think Im going to die
« on: March 30, 2016, 11:25:03 AM »
I only have personal experience with one Canadian, and he fucking hates Canada.

He moved to fucking Washington state and thought that the U.S. was the same as Canada.

Then he moved to South Florida.

9074
The Flood / Re: Any of you here currently play musical instruments?
« on: March 30, 2016, 11:21:44 AM »
YouTube


To be honest I'm surprised you didn't post a video of someone playing a Kazoo.

I have a Jaw/Jew's Harp as well.

Why not try an upgrade? Pretty sure that jaw harp gets really tedious after awhile, a harmonica would be a step up, especially if you learn the basics at least.
I have two regulars and one echoing harmonica.

Can you play a tune with them?

I have a better time with a didgeridoo.

Are you serious?

YouTube


This thing? Harmonica in my honest opinion is a thousand times easier to play than this massive god tier instrument. Holy shit man, how do the Aussie Indians even play these?

I have one that I play irregularly.
Never got the hang of circular breathing so it only sounds good for a minute before I have to pause.

9075
The Flood / Re: Abolish the Office of the First Lady
« on: March 30, 2016, 11:09:30 AM »
We should have known Obama would make horrible decisions as president. I mean, just look at the ugly ass ape that he married.
What

She's easily the best looking First Lady
List of First Ladies who were more attractive at Michelle's age.

Jackie Kennedy
Nancy Reagan
Probably the rest because they weren't niggers.

I'll give you Jackie, but Nancy was already butt ugly by time she was first lady.

9076
The Flood / Re: Abolish the Office of the First Lady
« on: March 30, 2016, 11:08:19 AM »
We should have known Obama would make horrible decisions as president. I mean, just look at the ugly ass ape that he married.
What

She's easily the best looking First Lady
List of First Ladies who were more attractive at Michelle's age.

Jackie Kennedy
Nancy Reagan
Probably the rest because they weren't niggers.
>Nancy Reagan

HAHAHAHAHA😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

Oh yeah dude.

Wouldn't tap that.

Wouldn't even think about it.

Wouldn't even try to think about it.

She's responsible for D.A.R.E.

Giving stoners ironic shirts to wear since 1983.

9077
The Flood / Re: Her messages on facebook
« on: March 30, 2016, 10:17:40 AM »
Get a new phone you poor motherfucker.

Alternatively get Facebook messenger and talk to her that way.
lol. Phone's not the problem. She just had to make excuses. Again, know you're being sarcastic. But the point is I'm too gullible. And not the first time someone has said they'e had phone problems with me to avoid just saying hey it's not working out.

If it's not the first time maybe it's your fucking phone.

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The Flood / Re: Her messages on facebook
« on: March 30, 2016, 09:47:49 AM »
Get a new phone you poor motherfucker.

Alternatively get Facebook messenger and talk to her that way.

9079
The Flood / Re: Meeting a girl from my past tomorrow night
« on: March 30, 2016, 09:32:39 AM »
You need to do drugs to become an interesting person to these girls boyo
No. The type of girl I'm into wouldn't do them. And that's the worst advice in the history of worst advice.
no no no it'll work

I'm an 18 year old degenerate drug user with no job and I could have the type of girls you worship begging for me. they know I'm interesting from the drugs. I recommend starting small

Two tabs oughta sort his shit out, changed my life.

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The Flood / Re: Im paying $100 to buy a girls used panties Thursday
« on: March 30, 2016, 09:19:27 AM »
If anyone is interested I have a pair of tasteful boxer briefs that I've recently worn after banging a chick twice.

It's an interesting odor, pretty cheap too.
I'll take 20

I'll have to ramp up production, I suppose I could just stick them in her and rub it around.

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The Flood / Re: Im paying $100 to buy a girls used panties Thursday
« on: March 30, 2016, 09:02:46 AM »
If anyone is interested I have a pair of tasteful boxer briefs that I've recently worn after banging a chick twice.

It's an interesting odor, pretty cheap too.

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The Flood / Re: GOT AN ULCER THE SIZE OF A FUCKING PEA
« on: March 30, 2016, 08:56:06 AM »
Ulcer, more like herpes.

9083
He's a fucking God, no reason to be scared.
They killed doomsday in like ten minutes.

He's not literally a god, you realise...

I'm sure the mild-mannered farm boy from Kansas doesn't share your opinion on his mortality.

He sleeps inside of the sun and breaks out of the universe. He then resurrects the woman he loves.

He is a God

That's Superman 10,000 right?

Fuck whoever decided to write that storyline, there's no reason to turn Superman into a wanna-be Dr. Manhattan

Superman prime, yeah it's fucking insane.
He sleeps inside the sun for 15,000 years and becomes a literal God.

9084
Batman's line about him not being brave really hit hard. Can't be brave if you have no fear.

Superman has demonstrated bravery several times, even in the DCCU...

He's a fucking God, no reason to be scared.
They killed doomsday in like ten minutes.
Did you even read Superman Doomed? Or watch TAS, for that matter. He's afraid of his powers, their continuous expansion, and hurting those he loves.

He's scared for other people and what he might lose, not of fighting the bad guys. Especially if they aren't some comically overpowered world destroyers.


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He's a fucking God, no reason to be scared.
They killed doomsday in like ten minutes.

He's not literally a god, you realise...

I'm sure the mild-mannered farm boy from Kansas doesn't share your opinion on his mortality.

He sleeps inside of the sun and breaks out of the universe. He then resurrects the woman he loves.

He is a God

9086
The Flood / Re: favorite meme?
« on: March 29, 2016, 04:45:21 PM »
Black Spiderman.



Dab.

9087
The Flood / Re: Meeting a girl from my past tomorrow night
« on: March 29, 2016, 04:02:48 PM »
I feel like you gave up on Samantha too soon.

9088
Batman's line about him not being brave really hit hard. Can't be brave if you have no fear.

Superman has demonstrated bravery several times, even in the DCCU...

He's a fucking God, no reason to be scared.
They killed doomsday in like ten minutes.

9089
The Flood / Re: it's been over two months
« on: March 29, 2016, 04:00:37 PM »
Wut

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I don't care. Superman is boring, and weakening him for the sake of giving Batman a fair (and more entertaining) fight makes him MUCH more interesting.
-7 respect points to House Jacob.
fuck superman

Imma go ahead and second this.

Batman's line about him not being brave really hit hard. Can't be brave if you have no fear.

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