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8941
« on: April 08, 2016, 10:16:19 PM »
Throw up?
8942
« on: April 08, 2016, 10:11:01 PM »
Will update in the morning when I give a shit. Nsfw Updated Spoiler So my ex came over last night. We've been on a Stanley Kubrick kick lately so I put on A Clockwork Orange and settled in. She hadn't eaten yet so she brought over a salad and began eating.
A half hour into the movie and she was done eating so she laid down next to me on the bed. We cuddled for twenty minutes or so and then she began grinding on my crotch.
I was quickly aroused and began groping her tits and kissing her neck. She reached behind her and began stroking my rock hard rod through my shorts. We started making out and giving each other handjobs.
I stood her up and undressed. She did the same. I sat on the edge of the bed and she lowered herself onto me while facing the opposite direction. This gave me a great view of her ass as she plunged herself onto my cock.
After a few minutes I laid on the bed with her on top. I began taking her from below and she rubbed her clit furiously. It wasn't long before she was gasping for air and her legs were shaking uncontrollably.
This was perhaps the fastest time she's orgasmed with me. I let her recuperate and then lifted her up and placed her on her back.
She was so beautiful lying there on her back, my member sliding in and out of her wet slit. I was entranced for a few minutes, sharing such a tender moment with her.
Eventually she pushed me back and began sucking my dick. She and I have discussed our likes and dislikes when it comes to oral so she knows me pretty well. Her head bobbed up and down for a few minutes until I was ready. She switched to my balls and began stroking my cock as I came.
We cleaned up and finished our movie, having rewound to the parts we'd missed. She went home and I cried myself to sleep.
8943
« on: April 08, 2016, 10:09:28 PM »
Numerous times at my buddy's house.
His parents let us drink and he would throw ridiculous parties all the time.
I've woken naked next to naked girls plenty of times without any recollection of the end of the night.
That's around the same time a rumor got started that I have a huge penis. It's as decent size, but not huge.
8944
« on: April 08, 2016, 02:14:01 PM »
Challenger got rekt?
8945
« on: April 08, 2016, 02:01:57 PM »
I would have him or her mean mug people all day and whisper things to me while staring people down.
8946
« on: April 08, 2016, 01:52:08 PM »
you should just lock them on sight and watch him whine about it
Wouldn't whine as long as they are able to be viewed. I create these works for you, my audience.
8947
« on: April 08, 2016, 01:33:10 PM »
Thanks for sharing
No problem, happy to do it. I'll be updating with every sexual encounter I have from now on.
8948
« on: April 08, 2016, 01:16:21 PM »
I stopped sketching again like an idiot, for a while. Finally whipped my ass into finishing something more detailed.
For a battle on Bombing Science. The word is DEMS.
I like this very much
8949
« on: April 08, 2016, 10:58:19 AM »
i had bae come over my place last night because we were talking earlier about how disgraceful i am for never watching Cheech & Chong. so she came through, we had some Mary Jane (hippies are the fucking best👌🏻), and ended up fucking for a solid hour and a half before finally getting me to finish by sucking me off.
and then we fucked again this morning before i needed to kick her out so i could get ready for work. it's crazy how good it feels to have sex after a break up, especially when the new girl is hotter than your ex
It's angry break up sex without the anger. Grats man, glad you have someone to spend time with.
of course, man, anger is the most useless emotion in my eyes...
buuut... if i'm ever feeling especially spiteful i'm gonna take a snapchat of me railing bae from behind and send it to my ex. ya know, just so she knows what she's missing out on 
Lol that's pretty devastating.
8950
« on: April 08, 2016, 10:36:49 AM »
i had bae come over my place last night because we were talking earlier about how disgraceful i am for never watching Cheech & Chong. so she came through, we had some Mary Jane (hippies are the fucking best👌🏻), and ended up fucking for a solid hour and a half before finally getting me to finish by sucking me off.
and then we fucked again this morning before i needed to kick her out so i could get ready for work. it's crazy how good it feels to have sex after a break up, especially when the new girl is hotter than your ex
It's angry break up sex without the anger. Grats man, glad you have someone to spend time with.
8951
« on: April 08, 2016, 09:22:28 AM »
Just going to bump this back up where it belongs.
8952
« on: April 08, 2016, 07:49:39 AM »
I think the Dennis and waitress love story is much more believable.
8953
« on: April 08, 2016, 07:14:42 AM »
All the time. I got them moves like jagger
8954
« on: April 08, 2016, 07:10:56 AM »
Tfw you know you've made it because joceph makes you a copypasta.
8955
« on: April 07, 2016, 05:29:33 PM »
Something tells me I'm going to die a virgin.
Gotta put yourself out there fam.
You're a cute kid and not nearly as unlovable as Roman. You'll find someone I'm sure of it.
I had someone and she pretty much disregarded me. The relationship wasn't irl and that was a problem.
Just, I feel jaded. I need that trust before I can even consider sex with a woman, and at the same time, I'm just fucking curious as to what it feels like, and if I could even make a woman feel... amazing someday, I'd die happy. They say size does matter, I'm not worried about that because I've got the size alright.
I just need the love and trust in it. Otherwise it would be meaningless. Also, sex without cuddling afterwards is lame.
You have to focus on what's in front of if you. Long distance relationships don't work unfortunately. I had a relationship with a wonderful girl I met at concerts, but the problem was that I never got to see her.
A relationship where you see someone once every three months usually doesn't work. It's less likely to work the less time you have together.
Try to find someone at school, keep it local. Someone you can see regularly. That trust is easy to build when you spend time together regularly.
Also cuddling is my jam, but not when I'm covered and sweat and other fluids.
Yeah I learned my lesson from long distance. Never doing that shit again.
If I ever do get into another relationship, it has to be someone that's living here where I live like me. Someone that can stand me that is, someone that understands, cares, etc.
I'll know it when its in front of me.
Actually they can be from the next town and whatnot, so long as they commute here often, or where its easy to see them.
That's exactly what you need. It's out there ya just got to go get it.
8956
« on: April 07, 2016, 05:17:04 PM »
Something tells me I'm going to die a virgin.
Gotta put yourself out there fam.
You're a cute kid and not nearly as unlovable as Roman. You'll find someone I'm sure of it.
I had someone and she pretty much disregarded me. The relationship wasn't irl and that was a problem.
Just, I feel jaded. I need that trust before I can even consider sex with a woman, and at the same time, I'm just fucking curious as to what it feels like, and if I could even make a woman feel... amazing someday, I'd die happy. They say size does matter, I'm not worried about that because I've got the size alright.
I just need the love and trust in it. Otherwise it would be meaningless. Also, sex without cuddling afterwards is lame.
You have to focus on what's in front of if you. Long distance relationships don't work unfortunately. I had a relationship with a wonderful girl I met at concerts, but the problem was that I never got to see her. A relationship where you see someone once every three months usually doesn't work. It's less likely to work the less time you have together. Try to find someone at school, keep it local. Someone you can see regularly. That trust is easy to build when you spend time together regularly. Also cuddling is my jam, but not when I'm covered and sweat and other fluids.
8957
« on: April 07, 2016, 04:57:34 PM »
In 1961 America committed war crimes against my own personal small company business "Damiana Home purpose
Supplement MulitiVIT 100 percent natural match grade Product". The house was invaded during the middle of the early hours of the night and the children in their nice room bought with the money of the hard working Iranian family small business became scared when they saw the men in the masks with guns but the men with guns said "we are a friend of you family" and the men with the gun tied me up with the industrial home depot orange chain and forced my beautiful foreign islamic "new life in the america sampling the delicacies of the superior western world" family to watch as the men with a gun forced the wife and mother of the children to put the chestnut in the throat as she sang the spar spangled banner.
FUCK TO THE USA
My brain can only accept half of what you present it. That's the sign of a true memer.
8958
« on: April 07, 2016, 04:53:53 PM »
Something tells me I'm going to die a virgin.
Gotta put yourself out there fam. You're a cute kid and not nearly as unlovable as Roman. You'll find someone I'm sure of it.
8959
« on: April 07, 2016, 04:44:37 PM »
So I've been regularly seeing my ex for . I spent the night at her house Sunday night and we watched some movies on Netflix in her bedroom. After a couple of movies I was feeling frisky and nsfw Spoiler i began to finger her. As I was fingering her she was rubbing my dick through my basketball shorts. I then started rubbing her clit and she grabbed my bare dick and started stroking it.
We spent about five to ten minutes making out and engaging in mutual masturbation when she decided to get on top of me and slowly lowered herself onto my penis.
The feeling was intense and I was glad I had previously masturbated because I would have blown my load way too soon. She rode me for a good while before I took over.
At first I let her stay on top as a railed her from below but I soon got bored and flipped her on the bed. We were now in the missionary position (which is the best position) and I was in rare form. I could feel myself slipping so I eased up and took it slow for the next ten minutes.
After I regained my composure I took her from behind and went to work. From the sound of it she was having a wonderful time but I was out of breath after 15 minutes.
As I collapsed on the bed I told her to get in the 69 position with her on top. With my cock in her mouth I began to eat her out, slow at first, and then quite quickly towards the end.
She lost control and began smashing her pussy into my face and I could tell she was close. After another five minutes she let out a loud moan and her legs began to spasm uncontrollably.
Now it was my turn. Having dated her for two years she knew I loved having my balls played with. She promptly started licking them and it wasn't long before I came.
We were both exhausted and passed out within minutes. Anywho, just thought I'd share.
8960
« on: April 07, 2016, 04:21:25 PM »
I had sex the other day fam tbh.
8961
« on: April 07, 2016, 11:35:07 AM »
I spammed ELISE IS LOVE ELISE IS LIFE
twat
8962
« on: April 07, 2016, 08:49:11 AM »
Absolutely nothing. I made thread about killing wasps that people seemed to enjoy.
8963
« on: April 06, 2016, 04:43:28 PM »
I think it's time everyone changes their avatar to something Mac related.
Big ups to Boss for the inspiration.
Why don't you do it then? I like my current avatar.
I already have...
8964
« on: April 06, 2016, 03:20:04 PM »
I hope the channeler trident is back, or something equivalent. I need my funky fresh moves
I hope so, ain't nothing like dancing on them fools when you done with em.
8965
« on: April 06, 2016, 02:28:13 PM »
Dark souls three one week hype
8966
« on: April 06, 2016, 01:51:35 PM »
Remember what I told you about the right girl coming into your life?
You're blowing it. She could very well be that right girl and you're not into her because she's skinny? Next time, don't bitch about a girl not liking you back because chances she doesn't like you because you're fat.
You should at least give her a chance. Learn from your mistakes instead of constantly making new ones.
First of all, very much doubt it. Just by looking at her, she has that mousy-annoying look which some guys find cute, but not me. Call me shallow, but I need a woman with large breasts and ass. I am also not fat by the way.
You're acting like you can't get her to start eating more and doing less. Make her fat, be her undoing.
8967
« on: April 06, 2016, 01:49:01 PM »
You may also be suffering from depression.
If I am, it's not really effecting any other area of my life. I feel happiness, and I don't really have down days. I'm not saying you're wrong, though.
Remember that episode of South Park where Cartman burned his funny fuse? It's like I blew my angry fuse.
Yeah it took me a while to realize but depression doesn't always mean you're sad all the time. I was tired all the time and had no motivation to get up and do things. I also lacked strong emotion and passion for anything. I wasn't sad at all, just going through the motions. I hadn't cried for close to 10 years and I rarely ever got angry, but I hadn't been overwhelmingly happy either. Something to check out anyway.
8968
« on: April 06, 2016, 01:44:36 PM »
Dead Space is baby's first horror game. Silent Hill is where the real skerryness is.
Silent hill 2 had me weeping like a baby.
I still haven't beaten it.
Silent Hill and the first few Resident Evil games were nice.
Still some of my all time favorite games.
RE4 was not the scariest of games, but the Iron Maidens from it had to be the most frightening creatures I've encountered in a game.
It was way more action oriented than the originals but it still managed to scare the shit out of me. Especially in the castle with those dudes chanting "muerte, muerte, muerte" and then popping around a corner. Also, fuck this guy. 
8969
« on: April 06, 2016, 01:33:11 PM »
You may also be suffering from depression.
8970
« on: April 06, 2016, 01:31:12 PM »
Dead Space is baby's first horror game. Silent Hill is where the real skerryness is.
Silent hill 2 had me weeping like a baby.
I still haven't beaten it.
Silent Hill and the first few Resident Evil games were nice.
Still some of my all time favorite games.
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