Quote from: Dietrich Six on April 11, 2016, 09:04:36 PM

Have you seen human centipede 2?

Yes, I watched the entire series with my mother.

Could you relate to any of the characters?

Quote from: Ian on April 11, 2016, 08:58:17 PM

Because I can totally relate to the plight of Star Wars characters without having it be abstract? Or take from it without relating to it?

By "abstract," I mean "abstract."

Not, "I can relate to Luke Skywalker despite not being a magical swordsman or star pilot."

Have you seen human centipede 2?

Quote from: Dietrich Six on April 11, 2016, 08:49:56 PM

I am fucking dying from the heat.

You should probably stop hanging out in the kitchen then.

Nowhere near the kitchen. I think I'm having a stroke.

Quote from: Ian on April 11, 2016, 07:28:12 PM

>I don't want to give my reason why because then he could poke holes in it.

You would poke holes in it regardless, because you're so offended at the notion that your precious Star Wars isn't the most original thing in the world.

Darkseid is a supervillain bent on conquering galaxies. A two second Google search would've told you that.
Dr. Doom is another villain whose design was pretty much one of the main inspirations for Darth Vader's design.

This excerpt explains the similarities between the Winter Soldier and Darth Vader reasonably well.

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Vader and Bucky are both only pawns in the schemes of greater players, though they ended up in their respective situations through very different means. Although he was manipulated to a degree by the Emperor, Anakin became Darth Vader of his own volition. In contrast, Bucky had no say in becoming the Winter Soldier. He was brainwashed and transformed into a mindless assassin, losing all memories of his former life. He’s confused when Steve calls him by name (“Who the hell is Bucky?”), echoing Vader’s reaction to Luke referring to him as Anakin (“That name no longer has any meaning for me!”). Both Vader and Bucky are “more machine now than man,” which refers to more than just their mechanical limbs.

>i'm too afraid to do research on my own for fear of discovering that my beloved darth vader is actually unoriginal as fuck

In 2005 the original Bucky was brought back from supposed death as the villainous assassin Winter Soldier, and later briefly assumed the role of Captain America when Steve Rogers was presumed to be dead.



Kirby modelled Darkseid's character on that of Adolf Hitler and the world of Apokolips on Nazi Germany. Like Hitler, Darkseid is a jackboot-wearing megalomaniac and warmonger who, in fascist style, sees every citizen as an extension of the state and himself.



So Vader predates winter soldier and Darkseid is literally Hitler.

tfw no health

Tfw I have to wait until after six tomorrow.

Quote from: challengerX on April 11, 2016, 10:19:11 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 07, 2016, 02:42:49 PM

You know what, even though I did make this thread as a joke, I think after this one I'm just going to stop making threads.

Maybe even stop posting all together and just lurk. Next time I have an idea for a thread and I hit that new topic button I need to remind myself this: "Nope, nope. Nobody is going to want to read any of my shit. I'm not worth the time to the good and wonderful and fantastic people of Sep7agon, because I am cancer. Its not like I ever write anything constructive anyway, I just shitpost. I'm a mental retard autist and I will always be a mental retard autist."

What relevance does my post have with this thread?

He is saying that I'm a mental retard autist and that I should stop posting.

I refuse to change my name, but know that I'm DietrichengerX in my heart of hearts

The power to lactate Pepsi brand soft drinks.

Two and a half hours from Kissimmee...

Quote from: Dietrich Six on April 11, 2016, 10:59:42 AM

Jupiter, Palm beach.

Yes indeed, not very far at all. Closest hardees if I remember correctly.

If I have to deal with Roman crying threads, Jive Turkey crying threads, AND your sex threads on a weekly basis, I'm fucking killing myself

Now we come to the portion of the show where DUUURRRRR.

Still getting shit talked behind my back :^(

Passive aggressive Twitter posts about me and Snapchat stories hurt, guys :''(

Bitches gunna whine, you'll be fine bb.

I avoid things that give me cancer.

Aren't you dating batch?

I hit on a 28 year old brunette. Probably gave me a fake number lol. She didn't have her own place anyways. And she smoked, yuck. Alas, back at it again next weekend. I could do better than her.

You try the number?

We get it already. There were hands and mouths and genitals.

I'm really starting to hit my stride, took her all of five minutes to achieve orgasm. Afterwards she got me with her 👄 and it wasn't long before I 💦💦💦.

Nah, live by a couple tho. Maybe one day I'll road trip and visit some peeps, but I doubt it.